The Numbers Game

[Merc]

THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A STAIN (Bursting Crits)
Maya "Concussions on the House!" Mahabala: 1
Jack "Ludicrous Gibs!" Long: 1

OOOOOH!! AAAAAH!!! YES! THAT'S THE SPOT! YEEEEEESS!! (20 Rolls)
Maya: 2
Elise: 1
Anassia: 1

COMEDY ROUTINES (1 Rolls)
Maya: 1
Jack: 1
Aleph: 1
Anassia: 1
Kheldar: 1

*SNIFF* GET A LOAD OF THAT WHIFF! (Missed Attack Counter)
Maya: 3
Jack: 3
Aleph: 4
Elise: 0
Anassia: 3
Kheldar: 1

IT'S A HOMERUN! (Hit Counter)
Maya: 8
Jack: 5
Aleph: 3
Elise: 3
Anassia: 1
Kheldar: 1

HIT RATIO
Maya: (Lv 1) 62.5%, (Lv 2) WiP 3-0
Jack: (Lv 1) 62.5%, (Lv 2) WiP 0-0
Aleph: (Lv 1) 40%, (Lv 2) WiP 1-1
Elise: (Lv 1) 100%, (Lv 2) WiP 0-0
Anassia: (Lv 1) 33.3%, (Lv 2) 0-1
Kheldar: (Lv 1) N/A, (Lv 2) 1-1

TO THE PAIN. IT MEANS... (Damage Counter)
*NOTE: Before damage reduction!
Maya: 115
Jack: 75
Aleph: 22
Elise: 80
Anassia: 8
Kheldar: 8

PAIN TECHNICIANS (Average Damage Per Hit)
Elise: 26-2/3 DPH
Jack: 15 DPH
Maya: 14-3/8 DPH
Aleph: 7-1/3 DPH
Anassia: 8 DPH
Kheldar: 8 DPH

SOMEONE BUILD ME A BETTER KILLER (Kill Counter)
Maya: 4
Jack: 3
Aleph: 2
Elise: 4
Anassia: 0

CAN WE SAY OVERKILL?!? (Impressive Overkill)
*NOTE: Before damage reduction!
Jack: (Lv 1) 29 dmg, 36 dmg
Elise: (Lv 1) 40 dmg
Maya: (Lv 2) 44 non-lethal dmg

OW! SONNUVA! (Damage Taken)
Maya: 21
Elise: 3

CASUALTIES
Ferune Townsfolks: 12 (Plus many more offscreen. Those are simply the ones PCs saw)
Kenmore's Mooks: 8 (+2 Unconscious, +2 Fled)
Kenmore's Goons: 3
Kenmore: 1
Dirk Dairing, Guard Extraordinaire: 1
Daphne: 0?1? Eh, she's Unconscious with a Concussion

PLAYER'S RAZOR (Fucking GM Plans)
*NOTE: On one count per session basis.
Maya: 1
-DEATH FROM BELOW! DEATH FROM THE SIDE! DEATH FROM ABOVEEEEEEEEE!!!
Jack: 1
-Sneak, sneak, sneak...
Elise: 1
-Destroying freudian symbols since 2009
Anassia: 1
-Grr...hiss...fear me!!!

OH GOD, WHERE'S THE RULEBOOK ON THIS? (Making GM look up/make stuff up)
*NOTE: On one count per session basis.
Maya: 1
-"So I roll fifty billion times, and do infinite damage, right?" "Uh, sure, go for it...?" *other players* "Zzzzz...."
Elise: 1
-MAN-HATER!!!

DICEBOT'S BITCH (By Session)
01: Aleph
02: N/A
03: Tie - Jack (or the Prince?) and Kheldar

[Dracos]

One Awesome GM award for cool stats topic.

[Dracos]

How's Elise managing a 26 average damage? :) her max non-crit is 19.  Sure that's not 16 2/3?

[Merc]

It's because one of her actual hits -was- a crit, and I'm counting crit damage as well. As long as it actually caused a character pain, it counts. She's only technically made three attacks that fit that category, one of which hit for x3 damage. As she does more attacks, it'll almost certainly normalize and go down (unless she crits semi-frequently anyhow).

If I included the damage from her sunder attacks, instead of 80/3 (26-2/3 DPH), it'd be 114/5 (22-4/5 DPH), since she dealt 16 and 18 damage on those strikes. Pretty high, but still non-crits. Just looks inflated right now. =)

Meanwhile, all of the other crits made were on skill checks, the exception was Jack's bursting crit (and technically your non-lethal strike, but I didn't count it because it didn't actually cause damage, and it's a statistic for lethal damage only, so it got ignored, same as Elise's sundering damage).

Jack however, only crits for x2, and having made more attacks, his number already looks more normalized.

[Dracos]

Heh.  :)  Elise is a mighty killer~ :3

Cool.  I was nosey as I love numbers.

[Dracos]

I find it comical that as the 'unhittable harrier' I've taken more damage than anyone else.

:)

[Merc]

That's your own damn fault. You keep making the enemies focus on you. =p

[Dracos]

I can't help it if the others are bland and uninspiring foes :P

[Namagomi]

Also, doesn't Aleph technically have two kills at this point? (He finished off Dirk this last session, at least.)

[Sierra]

I can't help it if the others are bland and uninspiring foes :P

Thanks. See if I ever pull meatshield duty for you, man.

[Dracos]

heheh.  Yeah too far :3  You need to lecture the enemies more religious than us!

[Merc]

Yes, he does, Nama. Apparently, I didn't add that. Whoops!

[Dracos]

this still being updated? *Encourages stats!*

[Merc]

We technically haven't had a whole lot of numbers going to update this with, just an assassin really, but yeah, I'll update... at some point. Lazy right now. >_>