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[Brian]

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Any relation to any real persons or place are entirely coincidental, and should not in any way, shape, or form, be taken as genuine record.

[Brian]

Let's get this started off:

Jane: *kicks Kunia's leg to get her attention*
Kunia: "This is a bad time to say that I left Shock Shield on when I left the house this morning." >_>;;
Jane: "Wha?"  *DAMAGE*  "...."


* Katarina snrks.
<Katarina> Family's looking at me funny now, thanks.
<Jane> You're welcome =D
<Kunia> =D


* Kunia wonders how she'll fit in a consumer plane.  Carefully she supposes.
<Marley> cargo space, clearly
<Ana> Baggage compartment.
* Kunia grumbles and freezes her ass off in cargo.

[Brian]

<Kunia> hum, I thought Katrina was the blind one.
* Kunia misunderstands
<Katarina> We both have superhearing.
<Katarina> Her because she can't see.
<Kunia> ana is
<Katarina> Me because I have sound powers.
<Katarina> Kunia: *jabs Katarina's eyes out* "Now you're both blind Russian girls."
<Katarina> Katarina: D:
<Katarina> Kunia: "Revenge for tDaT!"