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Started by Dracos, October 23, 2004, 03:02:08 PM

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Merc

#3945
September 22, 2015, 11:15:05 PM
Quote from: Merc on September 22, 2015, 10:23:29 PMnow just waiting for SD card to finish with installer crap and to see if treadmill works again.

It did not.
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Dracos

#3946
September 24, 2015, 12:44:05 AM
"10 crashes per second" - Graph as I was walking out.

Past the point of ridiculousness.
Well, Goodbye.

Dracos

#3947
September 28, 2015, 06:29:23 PM
"Wah we don't know what this thing that was supposed to be communicated to everyone is!  Leads claim ignorance.  PANIC!"

Really guys?  Really?
Well, Goodbye.

Dracos

#3948
October 01, 2015, 12:04:34 AM
Oh google, I should take an alternate route today?  The 280?  Sure.

*drive drive drive*

"oh, dead stop.  That's...neat."
*six emergency vehicles pass*
"Well, this is gonna be a long drive."
Well, Goodbye.

Anastasia

#3949
October 01, 2015, 12:11:15 AM
That's just not gonna work out. Condolences, Drac.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Anastasia

#3950
October 05, 2015, 10:47:02 PM Last Edit: October 05, 2015, 11:13:18 PM by Anastasia
Grabbed a hot pizza pan with my bare hands. OWWW.

So we have a pizza pan at home, one of those ones that's criss-crossed with holes. Makes a nice pizza, but unless you want crumbs everywhere, you have to move the pie onto a plate to cut it. So I do that and use a hot pad to put the pan in the empty sink. I go to cut it and it's still soft, so I figure it needs a few more minutes. I absent mindedly go to grab the pan.

Problem 1: The sink was empty so the pan was still hot.
Problem 2: I used my bare hand.
Problem 3: I am not resistant to burns.

Arghfuckle says it all.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Merc

#3951
October 05, 2015, 11:12:39 PM
Quote from: Anastasia on October 05, 2015, 10:47:02 PMGrabbed a hot pizza man with my bare hands.

I am very sorry for your pain. I may not appear to be very sorry for it, but your unfortunate typo is to blame for that.

<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Anastasia

#3952
October 05, 2015, 11:13:34 PM
Quote from: Merc on October 05, 2015, 11:12:39 PM
Quote from: Anastasia on October 05, 2015, 10:47:02 PMGrabbed a hot pizza man with my bare hands.

I am very sorry for your pain. I may not appear to be very sorry for it, but your unfortunate typo is to blame for that.

Typing with burned fingers is hard, okay?

Bad Merc. Baaaad.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Merc

#3953
October 05, 2015, 11:15:55 PM
Like I said, I am very sorry for your pain. Even if I don't appear to be sorry. I really am. Honest.
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Anastasia

#3954
October 05, 2015, 11:17:19 PM
Quote from: Merc on October 05, 2015, 11:15:55 PM
Like I said, I am very sorry for your pain. Even if I don't appear to be sorry. I really am. Honest.

That's got to be the easiest Sense Motive check ever.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Merc

#3955
October 05, 2015, 11:20:15 PM
Sensing honesty is the best, isn't it?
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Anastasia

#3956
October 06, 2015, 12:35:06 AM
Quote from: Merc on October 05, 2015, 11:20:15 PM
Sensing honesty is the best, isn't it?

I dunno, since I'm not sensing it here.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Rukatin

#3957
October 07, 2015, 02:24:44 AM
As an Honesty professional, I can confirm that Merc is being 100% honest.
I'm going to need your signature for the metric ton of whoop-ass you're about to receive.

"A 'Cult'? Such disrespect for other people's beliefs."
"You enslave minds!"
"And I believe that's okay."

Yuthirin

#3958
October 07, 2015, 01:06:13 PM
Quote from: Rukatin on October 07, 2015, 02:24:44 AM
As an Honesty professional, I can confirm that Merc is being 100% honest.
As a profession verifier, I can verify that Honesty Professional is a real profession.
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

#3959
October 07, 2015, 01:06:52 PM
As a professional Ko, I can verify that I'm whimpering in a corner now.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?
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