ECB Petitions

[Dracos]

Well...  surprisingly enough, the Evil Commentary Bureau has expanded far beyond it's original design.  Growing from simply an anti-plagiarist/idiot tool used by myself in a pretentious and elitist style of tearing apart writing, it has grown to include group MST'ings.  I also hear people find the stuff amusing.  Sort of like watching a professional beat down I guess...  

So, in the interest of expanding this concept further and providing more entertainment, the ECB is now accepting petitions for stuff to be critiqued.  Stories, articles, writings, whatever.  Preferrably idiotic and short sighted for the humor content.

This thread will be for suggestions for targets.  Please include links and any relevent background information as it will assist in a prompt and efficient victimization of the target.  Have a Nice Day! ^_^  Any personal comments, wishes, or compliments to the ECB, please send via private message.

Fearless Leader
"Be Brutal, Be Methodical, Show no quarter and put on a Good Show."-The precepts of the ECB

[Dracos]

Addendum: Those who would like to be semi-permanent members of the ECB critiquing, please contact me by private message.  Do note if you do individual criticism, group criticism, or both.

Fearless Leader
Lacks tact, if this offends, sorry.

[Figment]

Heh, at your request.

http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Island/4852/keons/keonpage.html

Okay, this has been here for months now.  Ryder, it is up to you to either give me a status report on this or officially drop it.

[Kaneda]

Ohh Draaaaaac! I think you might want to take a look at this in your free time.

http://fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=896370

[Ladegard]

Well, if you're still taking petitions:

http://www.geocities.com/master_magi2000/

- Tom

[Anastasia]

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=985525

Share and share the evil alike, the first lesson I learned from Fearless Leader. :)

Seriously, this one is just a bit ripe.

[Ginrai]

I know you guys want to do this one:

Kaiphantom's latest masterpiece, 'Ranma, Version 2.0?'

Watch as Kai writes a fic 'based' on one of Rak's ideas, totally destroying it in the process.  See Ranma get bashed in ever way possible in a fic that's up there with 'Better End'.  And be in awe when you realize that he was writing this to get one of his fics listed as a '2' by Rak.

It'll probably be on his page and ff.net soon.  Right now it's on the ffml and Delphi.

Ginrai

[Dracos]

http://nighthawk.anifics.com/fanfiction/hosted/Shad4c/RR01.txt

submission by azalyn

[Anastasia]

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=990564

Oh yay, let's have Fate solve Ranma and Akane's problems.

[Dracos]

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1033082

Mookies dropped out.  This is open for any critic to take.

Fearless leader

[Dracos]

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=622563

The Nodoka Gambit fic that still has to be done.

Fearless Leader

[Anastasia]

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1071768

[Kaneda]

http://fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1026562

[Kaneda]

http://fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1073946

Nothing needs to be said for this fic. It speaks for itself.

[Rezantis]

http://tannim.anifics.com/Dark_Jedi/DarkJedi.html

Personally, I think that needs one.

The only question is if I can be bothered doing an in-depth, or if I'll just do an overall review of it...