ECB Petitions

[Rezantis]

Crossposted from the Delphi forum replacement:

You crossposted here from Delphi?

EWWWWWWWW! Cooties! O_O;;

[Dracos]

Heh.  Rez, get ta work! ^^

[Rezantis]

But our agents don't have all the demo charges in place yet, Drac, I ain't risking only doing this job halfwa-

<_<

>_>

Oops? :D

[Caliban]

Crossposted from the Delphi forum replacement:

You crossposted here from Delphi?

EWWWWWWWW! Cooties! O_O;;

Tsch, the lovely sterile replacement... before it had a chance to grow fungus. Of course the only person there to appreciate appallingly bad taste directed me here ( didn't the ECB used to be on another site long ago? ) so I won't be doing that again.

The guy who did the eye-poppingly bad Ranma/KoF fic ( heh, I think I pointed that one out for public flamage too ) has another one on the go:

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1738652

I appreciate DB's point that English isn't his first language, but that's no excuse for everything else that's wrong.

[Dracos]

We were always the same site, but we've been forced to change providers a few times due to various problems.

Dracos

[Caliban]

Hmm, must be getting muddled up with some other similar site. No matter.

[Rezantis]

You're probably thinking of Darkscribes and the FY, or something.  Either way, not us.

[Jeram]

I accidentally came across the following "story"... I just don't know what to say...

http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/33185

[Rezantis]

I don't even need to read that.  It's by Hvulpes!

Not only is the guy incapable of stringing two coherent sentences together, he's incapable of understanding two coherent sentences when they're thrown at him.  As are his fans (not that there are many . . .) - not really worth the bother.

;.;

[Jeram]

Hvulpes, eh? Not familiar with the guy, but I got no problems with "lost causes".  Ah well.

[controman]

Guh!?  Not MasterPC!  The wish-fulfillment for horny young writers and SIers...I thought it had died off years ago.  Considering that all the stories basically have the exact same plot (find MasterPC, become an SI sex-god, have a lot of sex, THE END) I don't even have to read beyond the first chapter to know that Rezantis' claims are well-founded about the author.

And now here's someone adding the Ranma element into it...badly.  This thing is chock full of fanon, the author seems to have forgotten what spaces and paragraphs are, and has fallen into the 'Ranma is a god with no faults and everyone else should be his slave' catagory of Ranma-ficcers.

Paint chips as a kid or powerlines over his house?  I wonder...

[Caliban]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1993653/1/

"Ranma's Story" by DSWynne. Not off to a great start already... let's see what the summary says.

This story is about Ranma Saotome's relationship with "Serena" Usagi ("Sailor Moon") Tsukino in the world of "Star Trek"...and beyond!. Oh dear.

Dear god, where did this go? Star Trek, Greek legends, Xena, Wonder Woman, both Ranma and Usagi apparently having had children with just about everyone in history somewhere offscreen, most of the fic being such a mind-bogglingly compressed flashback that I couldn't actually manage to even try and take in what the hell was going on. Somehow managed to be both completely intense and utterly dull at the same time, which is a fair feat. If this is the first chapter then I suspect by the end of the fic it'll have managed to somehow work in every TV series ever broadcast.

"Grab some sheep and let's go," Odysseus said, that was fun though :)

[Ranma_007]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2066839/1/

It's been a while since I've come across such stupidity.

It starts out Ranma, then it goes into Harry Potter, and Ranma, uber-god-darkness-demon as Voldmort's master.

-007

[Ragnar]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2066839/1/

Sounds like fun. I think I'll give it a shot.