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Dungeon Crawling, Round 1!

Started by Anastasia, October 24, 2007, 03:31:02 PM

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Merc

"KROG NO DO SUCH THINGS WITH GIRL JUST MET! KROG NOT THAT KIND OF MALE!!!" Krog shouts from behind his cover at the comment about lovers.

Pausing, he stops to look at Ayane. "Little human friend not that kind of girl either, right? No treat Krog like boy toy, right?"
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Anastasia

Ayane, you're up.

Sec, getting into the bunker.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Dracos

Ayane's face, oddly, could still express greater levels of outrage.  You learn new things every day.  Waiting for them to get closer, one couldn't help but wonder 'perhaps the safer direction was advancing to the rear'.
Well, Goodbye.

Anastasia

The male knight makes a face of disgust at his Lady's words, but grimly advances on with her! 85 feet away, marching on! "Miscreants and ...whatever you are, surrender now or face combat!"

Krog.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Merc

"That speech no have enough...Krog no have good word....maybe 'oomph?' Like...you need say what you is called, and give introduction of why you is powerful or what you is...purpose? Yes, that sound good. Then offer surrender or fight," Krog recommends, feeling it rude to not answer when questioned, but not wanting to select either choice given, for that matter. "Krog also think you need gnome friend. Krog think if loudmouth have little crazy friend that agree after speech, you is beginning of something beautiful..."

"...But right now, Krog just think that speech sad...Krog can't surrender to that...but Krog no want get shot and not get chance hit back either... so Krog just wait right here right now...that sound okay?" he calls out.
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Anastasia

"Suit yourself! There is no escape from the Order!" The man bravely calls back, "Quiver in the barricades as justice comes for you!"

Ayane.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Dracos

Ayane isn't answering, in fact, she's hiding, pressed back against  the barricade, ready to swipe at them when they come by.

OOC: Hide/ms of 10 each, if it is relevant.  I don't think there's any advantages for surprising folks who are already aware though.
Well, Goodbye.

Anastasia

Not really, since you don't have sneak attack or anything? It's not like you're going to surprise them much, honestyl. I'll roll if I think it might matter.

As Ayane ducks and prepares, the two approach once more! Twenty five feet away now, one last call, "If you are so tainted, I can save you if you merely say the word," The woman calls, not unkindly, "...perhaps even if you are a polymorphed human male, or a polymorphed female orc?" she calls after a moment's thought.

Krog.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Merc

"Krog is Krog Wisefang, who write and draw book series, Rules of Krog. Book series will one day be known to all young ones, this Krog think. Krog want teach many young ones what Krog learn hard way. Krog teach so they no die. How can Krog teach life if Krog tainted?" Krog replies, again feeling it rude to not comment in any way. "Who you think Krog is? Krog is Krog! And with Krog book in thoughts, and Krog sword in hand, Krog never surrender! Not to namby pamby liars, Krog say!"
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Dracos

"Ayane...gah," She glared at Krog.  "I'm going to tear all of you to ribbons.  I've never..."  she was half in tears and half in outrage, embarassed at not even being able to get off a decent quip.
Well, Goodbye.

Anastasia

With the two hiding, the male knight charges the barricades! He reaches them, and using the path Krog plowed through, gets to the other side! He looks about quickly, while the woman waits!

"Prepare!" The male knight calls, "Book or not, your book is no match for my might! You shall be ruined, Krog! Your beauty and charms shall not tempt me, woman! Your time is at an end!"

Initiative is Krog>Ayane>Knight and Woman, with the woman holding for the moment. Krog
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Dracos

AoO disarm attempt, +22.  Yes, I'm a total jerk to approach.
Well, Goodbye.

Anastasia

> roll 1d20+22
* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+22 and gets 32." [1d20=10]
> roll 1d20+20
* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+20 and gets 35." [1d20=15]


The snaking chain of Ayame darts out, rattling as it strikes the greatsword of the knight! The clang of metal on metal makes a sweet opera chorus, chain wrapped around sword as Ayane pulls! However, with both hands the knight makes a great effort, a tug of war! Back and forth the two go for afew seconds, before a great oomph comes from the throat of your foe! He manages to use all of his energy to yank the sword back, blade freed and still held!

"Sneaky," he observes, "To lie in wait and disarm a foe. Prepare yourself!"

Krog is up now for reals.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Merc

Krog dashes into striking distance once the knight has made himself visible, manuevering into a position around the knight such that he is keeping the armored loudmouth between the archer and himself.

"Krog always prepared!" is all Krog has left to say on the matter as he slashes at his opponent, his own speech having bolstered his combatative spirit.

PA -3, attack +16, damage 2d6+20.
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Anastasia

#119
> roll 1d20+16
* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+16 and gets 28." [1d20=12]
> roll 2d6+20
* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 2d6+20 and gets 29." [2d6=4, 5]


Krog's charge is vicious, slicing into the knight's side with reckless abandon! He withstands it, calling, "Now, M'lady!"

The Lady is taking her held action now.

"You who serve darkness and strike a noble champion shall be punished!" Her voice is commanding, full of condemnation! "Light, shine on and do away with impurity!" Above her, a perfect orb of white forms, slamming in the air towards Krog! It leaves an aftereffect behind it, swirling illusions of arcing white spheres!

> roll 1d20+3 reflex for half
* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+3 and gets 21." [1d20=18]

Hatbot likes you now. Fucking bot.[

> roll 10d6
* Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 10d6 and gets 41." [10d6=4, 2, 4, 3, 6, 6, 2, 5, 3, 6]


With a mighty jerk of his body, the great Krog is able twist his chest away from the worst of the impact! Yet even then, his body flashes purple white, dozens of little detonations all around him! This burst leaves him wounded!

20 damage, Krog. Ayane, you're up.

Initiative is now Krog=Lady>Ayane>Knight.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?