Free Kingdom Onion

[Dracos]

(you all know the drift.  Bloopers, odd scenes, etc)
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"So, let me get this straight, Director.  I'm gonna be talking with a kobold.  The slave farmers and such?  And you want me to take it seriously as a mercenary guy?"
"And be snappy about it.  These adventurers need to get on the road."
*grumble grumble, In my day...*
"Next thing you know, there's going to a party of farm animals asking for quests to fight orcs."

[Bjorn]

<NPC> So let me show you where the attacks occurred on this map...
<Rudi> A... map?  Made from... hide, perhaps?  The skin of some... creature?
<NPC> Uh, no.  It's, um, paper?
<Rudi> Ah, paper.  Made from trees?
<NPC> Yes?
<Rudi> Dead trees?
<NPC> ...