Floor 1 "Wheel": 1-2

[Anastasia]

Cor, how does Euphy even have a clue Sacchin doesn't know that those arrows are there? C'mon now, don't metagame like that, even if it's likely an accident and/or morning-ness.

[Carthrat]

If it's subtle, wouldn't they be pointed out as a matter of course? It's not like attention wouldn't have been drawn to them anyway, and if nothing else you'd tell by the way Sacchin doesn't look at them. Body langauge and stuff.

"Go anywhere. Kill anything," replies Sacchin, marching straight along the path.

[Ebiris]

Flasheart seemingly doesn't notice that no one cares for his opinion. "Of course it would be rude not to accept!" he declares, leading the way down the rightmost path.

[Corwin]

Euphemia bravely follows!

Really should've been 'to Sacchin and Flasheart', though yes, it's easy enough to see who notices the subtle stuff and who doesn't. We could've been thorough and spent a few posts on me looking around and then having Flasheart and Sacchin react before I finally had the great reveal~

[Anastasia]

Okay. Anyway.

Thus the trio go down the next path! It's quite sloped but leads to a big central end! Here only one path leads, a path where a vast courtyard of junk lies! As the party approaches, there is a flash of light and gust of wind! The junk surges forward, flying into the air! In a moment, shattered items and useful goods as one form! The creature is massive, gargantuan!  It is roughly humanoid, very loosely bonded together rubbish!

[Ebiris]

"You there, my fine fellow!" Flasheart steps forward bravely. "We've come for your rod, so be a good chap and let us have it!"

[Carthrat]

Sacchin seems rather daunted by the size of this creature, and takes an apprehensive step back.

"Sacchin not so sure where to start with this one," she mumbles, scanning the creature for glass bottles, rods, or any particularly flimsy-looking points (rather difficult, given the inherently flimsy composition of the creature.)

[Anastasia]

Sacchin can see many things! Throughout it are several glass jars full of a strange, orange-red simmering liquid. Further, near the top is an orange-red rod!

Flasheart's words don't seem to have any effects on it at all! It's coming at you quickly!

Constructs don't do diplo. Initiative.

* Hatbot --> "Kokokokokokokoko rolls 1d20 and gets 18." [1d20=18]

* Hatbot --> "Kokokokokokokoko rolls 1d20-1 FLASHEART and gets 12." [1d20=13]
* Hatbot --> "Kokokokokokokoko rolls 1d20+1 EUPHY and gets 13." [1d20=12]
* Hatbot --> "Kokokokokokokoko rolls 1d20 VAMPIRE GIRL and gets 8." [1d20=8]

Initiative is Junk Golem>Euphy>Flasheart>Sacchin. Rat, are you feeling the strange urge to dress up as a miko lately?

Slam! Flasheart is struck at, a loose fist going to slam him!

* Hatbot --> "Kokokokokokokoko rolls 1d20+5 (-4 PA) flasheart and gets 13." [1d20=8]
* Hatbot --> "Kokokokokokokoko rolls 1d6+6 and gets 11." [1d6=5]

It hits him right into the head, driving him downward and dazed!

1/13, Flasheart. Euphy's up.

[Corwin]

Fire, retreat. It doesn't seem as if Euphemia has many options here.

+3, 1d8

[Anastasia]

* Hatbot --> "Kokokokokokokoko rolls 1d20+3 and gets 11." [1d20=8]
* Hatbot --> "Kokokokokokokoko rolls 1d100 and gets 14." [1d100=14]
* Hatbot --> "Kokokokokokokoko rolls 1d8+10 and gets 15." [1d8=5]

The crackle of glass is heard as Euphy's arrow gets one of the glass bottles, turning it's left arm into a smouldering, burning thing!  It's body buckles on being shot!

Flash.

[Ebiris]

"Haha! A telling blow, but you won't get so lucky a second time!" Flasheart bravely challenges the construct as he waggles his rapier menacingly in the air before it.

total defence for +4 AC

[Anastasia]

Right. Miko vampire is up.

[Carthrat]

"Stay right there," replies Sacchin, clearly approving of Flasheart's actions. She sends an arrow flickering towards the rod near the top of the creature, attempting to dislodge it from it's precarious position!

[11:36:49] <@Nao> roll 1d20+6 shootage hey why am I a miko?
[11:36:50] * +Hatbot --> "Nao rolls 1d20+6 shootage hey why am I a miko? and gets 26." [1d20=20]
* +Hatbot --> "Nao rolls 1d8+2 sorry and gets 6." [1d8=4]

[Anastasia]

PLING! The very top of it's head is hit! It's a perfect shot! The rod is let loose, landing right at it's foot between it's legs! It's almost perfectly in reach for any brave soul who dares to get it! However, the golem is not amused! Reaching out, it swings at Sacchin!

* Hatbot --> "Kokokokokokokoko rolls 1d20+5 and gets 15." [1d20=10]

Whiff! Sacchin somehow stumbles and avoids the overwhelming junk fist!

Euphy is up.

[Anastasia]

Flasheart, you can also AoO it when it lumbered forward. Do you want to?