Bloopers: Both real and imagined

[Dracos]

This is the classic funny line.  For ic, ooc, and made up goodness that amuses all. :)



<Glubtz>   Incidently, I CAN drive ^^
<Other Players> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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After kobold ownage:

10/4/2008 10:38:33 PM <Hannah>   I know that chokepoints favor Kobolds the most.  But we could have held the other side, with quite a bit of difficulty.

[Merc]

[23:42] <Glubtz> Is the soldier closest to me near the railing too?
[23:42] <Dracos2> and swinging blades
[23:42] <Dracos2> and such.
[23:42] <Dracos2> And no.
[23:42] <Dracos2> "Is every soldier near the railing for convenient one shotting."
[23:42] <Marcus> =)

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[23:32] <Captain_Dracos> Glubtz: if you say "I want to knock him out" yes.
[23:32] <Captain_Dracos> if you say I want to kill him then that's that.
[23:32] <Captain_Dracos> it's a pretty 'yes/no' thing.
[23:32] <Glubtz> I want to knock him out.  I guess. 
[23:32] <Marcus> lol
[23:33] <Captain_Dracos> "I put my knife into his head.  Can i stabilize him?" "Not if you do that!"

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[21:22] * Hannah looks outside and laughs darkly. "Very nice, weather. I got plently of sleep today so I could RP today, but you decide to send me a thunderstorm."

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[22:57] * Drac-sick generally, in practice, despises the age thing because its very difficult to play off of.  Most folks ignore the fact that 'for some reason' you're equivilently experienced to folks that have lived 1/5th your lifetime. :P
[22:57] <Marcus> Elves just have this brain damage thing going.
[22:57] <Marcus> It's a fact.
[22:58] <Drac-sick> heh
[22:58] <Drac-sick> Yeah, elves just take 70 years to learn what humans do in 15.
[23:03] <Hannah> Depending on the mythology you follow, that's completely correct.  Or you could say that Elves have the lowest possible libidlo in existance.
[23:04] <Marcus> And that they become pedophilic as they get older if they end up wedding humans to make half-elves.

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IC:
[20:35] * Hannah unhands the gnome. "Then unmoor the boat then."
[20:36] * Glubtz promptly pulls a small knife and mirror from his pack. He rubs his head, then begins shaving it. "I'm getting presentable. Get the big one to do it."

OOC:
[20:37] <AdmiralDracos> ...you're shaving?
[20:37] <AdmiralDracos> on the ship?

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[21:26] <Elladan> "Marcus. Use the Gnome Battering Ram!"
[21:26] <Kythaine> "At least that way he'll be useful."
[21:28] * Marcus shrugs and hefts up Glubtz. "You guys sure? I know he's hardheaded, but I don't think he'll hit hard enough."
[21:28] <Hannah> "If anything, I can heal him."
[21:29] * Glubtz squacks in outrage, "Don't make me shove a hellish rebuke up your butt!"

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[21:29] <Glubtz> Seriously, what's with all these people carrying me.  The only one that is strong enough to do that without problems is Merc.
[21:29] <Marcus> I'm tempted to toss him and say "Warlock-doken"
[21:30] <Hannah> ^__^
[21:30] <Marcus> My muscles have real ultimate power!
[21:31] <AdmiralDracos> we're not ninjas here.

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[21:44] <AdmiralDracos> Bloopers:
[21:44] <AdmiralDracos> 3 days later
[21:44] <AdmiralDracos> *arguments over trap door continues*
[21:44] <AdmiralDracos> Kobolds: We SURRENDER!
[21:44] <AdmiralDracos> HERE IS THE MOON STONE
[21:44] <Marcus> excellent
[21:44] <Glubtz> We are right on track then ^^
[21:45] <Marcus> I knew Elladan and Glubtz could talk our enemies to death.

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[00:06] * AdmiralDracos finds it hillarious that Iddy is the one with diplomacy.

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[00:24] <Marcus> I'm tempted to stab the queen kobold just o say I killed a kobold this session.
[00:24] <Marcus> even if we'll all die next session.

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[00:26] * Hannah mutters about if we had fought a bit smarter...
[00:27] <Marcus> my int score is an 8
[00:27] <Marcus> I -never- fight smart.

[Dracos]

:D  Go Merc.  Everyone can add. =)

[Dracos]

Hannah: Go commoners, fight against the largest army in the world.
Commoners: No.
Hannah: Do it or we'll all get raped.
Commoners: ...Very No.

[Edward]

i thought it was more like:

Hannah: Go commoners, fight against the largest army in the world.
Commoners: No.
Hannah: Of course we'll all get raped and die.
Commoners: ...Very No.