The Gossip Board

[Dracos]

This was not an expected outcome by Kamvakua when he began the quest to get into Mari's pants. >_>;</p>

Speaking less realistically.  Mari does have a spare traveler's outfit and cold weather outfit, which should probably fit if tight on Kam by virtue of Medium One Size Fits All being the entire range of human to goliath :P

[Anastasia]

I'd be more inclined to nitpick on clothes, though honestly, you could just fashion a dress into a loincloth or something. It's really not a big deal.

[Sierra]

That was my assumption, Dune. Since, you know, nothing tailored for her is going to fit someone who's eight feet tall. (Also, Mari typically wears pants rather than dresses while running around adventurin'. Just more practical.)

[Anastasia]

That makes the ice octopus below very unhappy.

[Sierra]

I do not comprehend.

[Anastasia]

ATTENTION!

Between now and game start, I'd like each of you to come into #elysium and roll 1d20, then post the results in this thread. No modifiers, just a flat d20. Thanks! The earlier you can do this the better!

[Sierra]

<Mari> roll 1d20 WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!
* Hatbot --> "Mari rolls 1d20 WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!?! and gets 9."12 [1d20=9]

[Sierra]

<Mari> roll 1d20 WHAT IS HAPPENING TO NAKED KAM?!?!
* Hatbot --> "Mari rolls 1d20 WHAT IS HAPPENING TO NAKED KAM?!?! and gets 16."12 [1d20=16]

Two down, three to go!

[Anastasia]

(Kam asked someone to roll for him since he's at work.)

[Dracos]

Thanks Mari.

[Zephyrus]

16:17   Zeph   roll 1d20 This sounds very....foreboding
16:17      Hatbot --> "Zeph rolls 1d20 This sounds very....foreboding and gets 20." [1d20=20]

[VySaika]

> d20 for whatever the Gossip board is about
* Hatbot --> "Hampoleon rolls d20 for whatever the Gossip board is about and gets 14." [d20=14]

[Carthrat]

[11:24] <YoungRat> roll 1d20
[11:24] * Hatbot --> "YoungRat rolls 1d20 and gets 12." [1d20=12]

[Anastasia]

The results are in! The winner of the first anniversary lottery is...Zephyrus! As the winner he gets the traditional gift of gamers worldwide: Pizza. A $20 dollar gift card to Papa John's in particular. Congratulations!

[Anastasia]

In the blue chest are four books. Each one has a name on them: Mari, Nikkolai, Adail, Kamvakua.

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On returning you find the traps gone and the way back clear. The warm room is now expanded, soft beds and a hot meal awaiting you.  Consuming it restores 1d8+5 hit points, feel free to roll this in #elysium whenever, adjust HP and post the results here.

Going to do anything with anything besides going to rest up?