Social Lubricants

[Carthrat]

[12:38] <@Kotono> A week of blissful Air travel is utterly peaceful. There's no rampaging demons, hateful distractions or grevious injuries. Only the open Air and the air, going from warm to on the cool side. Nothing too uncomfortable yet, but each day's flying is slightly cooler than the last. On the seventh day, as you fly along? It appears in a flash of golden light! It is an angelic figure, wings of utmost white and coppery green skin. It is about six feet
[12:38] <@Kotono> It is an angelic figure, wings of utmost white and coppery green skin. It is about six feet tall and well muscled, wearing armor and carrying a mace that crackles with fire. In a commanding voice, "I declare unto each of you: Halt your flight."
[12:40] <Knight> Knight's momentum comes to a suddenly halt, and she reaches up to steady her smart new hat. "As you will. Why do you stop us?"
[12:40] * Nikkolai comes to a lazy halt, 'laying' on his side in midair, an arm propping up his head. "Yes, why do you? We are merely peaceful travellers."
[12:41] <@Kotono> "Ahead lies sacred ground. Entry is forbidden. Should you wish shelter and direction in your travels, a temple resides not far in that direction," He points to the left.
[12:42] * Nikkolai shrugs, as best he can in his position. "And such direction would lead us to Shivra? For that is the road we seek."
[12:42] <Kamvakua> "Understood, let us divert to the temple for now," Kamvakua encouraged, having intended to stop there on the way.
[12:42] <Knight> This seems fair enough to Knight. "Very well. We must have come off-course," she notes, nodding to the angel and turning to depart.
[12:42] <@Kotono> "The temple can give you directions," The angel bids, "Travel safely."
[12:43] * Nikkolai inclines his head, turning his body in the direction indicated. "Doesn't hurt to take the scenic route, I suppose."
[12:45] <Mari> "If we're going to get stuck spending extra time in a plane, I don't mind so much if it's this one," Mari agrees. "I mean, just breathe in, guys--smell that? That's air that doesn't smell like a dead horse baking in the sun. I like this."
[12:46] * Nikkolai turns a few corkscrews in the air. "I must confess, this is my favorite plane I've travelled."
[12:46] <Kamvakua> "Arborea is nicer, but last I checked, Air wasn't filled with rotting exploding demons." Kamvakua agreed.
[12:47] <Kamvakua> "And may it always be so."
[12:47] <Knight> "The open spaces are a relief, and ward off claustrophobia," notes Knight. "And it does not judge."
[12:47] <@Kotono> The party thus moves along. Within about half an hour, you can catch sight of it! It floats on a slab of earth, a golden domed temple with doors open to all. Clarion-clear trumpets can be heard, blasting songs of challenging battle mixed with notes of reverie.  As you fly along towards it, "I like it too," Yulia adds, "I never understood the Abyss...it's not like the stories, it's much worse."
[12:49] <Knight> "It is a trying land, but having faced the worst, what can faze us now?" asks Knight, approaching the doors to the temple.
[12:49] <Nikkolai> "Oh dear. This doesn't sound like a very peaceful temple." Nikkolai touches down gently, immmediately behind Knight.
[12:50] <Kamvakua> "The planes are not here for us to Get.  The abyss moreso than most.  I think there is plenty that can faze me now."  Kamvakua had a grim look at that.
[12:50] <Mari> "I know, Yulia! It's like every day it tries to think of new ways to make your day just a little worse. ...Incidentally, I should probably apologize for, you know, a few days ago."
[12:50] * Kamvakua lands as well beside them, looking around for people, angels, other greeters.
[12:51] * Nikkolai eyes Mari. "Lucky for us, Kamvakua prevented you from raping my familiar."
[12:51] <@Kotono> Heading to the doors, you see a vast golden hall is ahead. The music comes from nowhere and everywhere, ceaseless in it's tempo. The gates are decorated with various images of celestials. Adail sniffs his nose as he looks up, "The celestial Hebdomad of Mount Celestia." he adds. Ahead are various people about. Some are giving worship and services, others are walking, reading or partaking of yet other things.
[12:51] <@Kotono> others are walking, reading or partaking of yet other things.
[12:51] <Knight> "This may not be a place to talk about rape," mutters Knight.
[12:52] <@Kotono> "Hey LISTEN!" Yulia flies over to Nikkolai, thwapping him on the head, "Knight's right! Not the place! Not the place!" Lowering her voice, "The people from Celestia are nice and all, but boooooy," Her voice is a faint whisper to Nikkolai.
[12:53] <Mari> "Yeahhh," Mari agrees, glancing around at other temple-goers.
[12:53] * Nikkolai wanders inward, curiously studying the images and murals while on the lookout for someone who looks like they're in charge. "Then perhaps Mari should apologize when we are well away from these premises?"
[12:53] <Knight> Knight follows suit, seeking out other adventurous-looking types within the premises.
[12:54] <Mari> "I just did apologize. I don't need to apologize to *you*."
[12:54] * Kamvakua follows.
[12:54] <@Kotono> As you look about, an old man approache. He wears white, a stark beard framing his face. He smiles to you as he walks forward, "Visitors to the holy temple." He offers his hands out, "I am Patriarch Sangar." There's a few adventrous/traveler types about, in consultation, giving worship or simply resting about.
[12:55] <Knight> Knight offers her claw! "Hello!"
[12:56] <@Kotono> He takes the claw with a little, bemused smile. With one hand he shakes it, a firm grip. His other hand takes out a pair of spectacles, placing them onto his eyes. "May the path lead you atop the Holy Mountain. Are you travelers of chance to our temple, or seekers of purpose?"
[12:56] * Nikkolai inclines his head politely. "I am Nikkolai Dastron and these are..." He winces at Knight's claw. "...my companions. We're here seeking healing and directions to Shivra."
[12:56] <Kamvakua> "Greetings Patriarch Sangar.  I am Kamvakua Niomel.  Thank you for having us." He lifted an arm clearly not ending in a hand at all.
[12:56] <Knight> "We seek restorative magic for Kamvakua here," states Knight, with a nod.
[12:57] <Kamvakua> "I would welcome aid, if there be one of such power to restore my hand here." He asked plainly.
[12:57] <Mari> "We're seekers of purpose, but it's kind of elsewhere and this happened to be on the way," Mari says. "Also what Kam said."
[13:00] <@Kotono> "Ah." He peers and examines Kamvakua's stump, "Regeneration would be called for."
[13:01] <Knight> "Can this be arranged?"
[13:02] <@Kotono> "It can. As you know, some payment is the normal ritual in these matters." In a gentle voice with a grandfatherly smile, "My children, are you of sufficient funds to pay? If not, we will not turn you away, so have no fear."
[13:02] <Kamvakua> "I would be willing to make an acceptable donation in thanks for this if so," He nodded.
[13:02] <Knight> "If you're charging at standard rates..."
[13:03] * Nikkolai is silent, most likely to the relief of his fellow party members.
[13:04] <@Kotono> "The cost for regeneration at this temple is 2,000 gold or roughly equivalency in other coin or value." He answers, "Can you pay this?"
[13:04] * Kamvakua nods, drawing forth a heavy bag of coin.
[13:04] <Mari> "I've got some to spare if you guys need anything," Mari says to the others. "Just lemme know."
[13:05] <Knight> "We've got enough in here, I believe," notes Knight, rummaging around in her bag.
[13:06] <@Kotono> The coins are duly exchanged, the priest taking Kamvakua's stump. "I will call on the mercy of Domiel to restore your ruined flesh. Be still during this time so I may concentrate."
[13:06] * Kamvakua stays still indeed.
[13:07] * Nikkolai idly concentrates on the old man, wondering if he can discern anything of how regeneration works. It could be useful magic!
[13:07] <@Kotono> Calling on primal words of pure Creation, the Patriarch touches Kamvakua's stump! From the stump grows a wrist, fingerbones rising out! Flesh follows, forming a hand and up around the tips of the bones! Thus fingers follow, feeling returning to what was lost for Kamvakua! OOC: Make spellcraft, Nikkolai.
[13:08] <Nikkolai> roll 1d20+19 Hmm...
[13:08] * Hatbot --> "Nikkolai rolls 1d20+19 Hmm... and gets 22." [1d20=3]
[13:09] <@Kotono> Yulia claps, "Thank you! Do you feel better, Kamvakua?"
[13:10] * Nikkolai mutters, "Fascinating. I'm not quite sure if I could duplicate that." Nikk rubs his chin thoughtfully.
[13:10] * Mari shivers. "That was actually kind of creepy to watch, but congrats, Kam!"
[13:10] <Knight> "It took me some time to become familiar with my new limb," notes Knight, flexing her claw. "You should do some practicing immediately to break it in."
[13:11] * Kamvakua tests his hand flexing it a bit.  "I owe you thanks, in addition to your well earned donation.  The mercy of Domiel is welcomed."
[13:12] <@Kotono> "It's very difficult magic, needing full faith in the Hebdomad," The Patriarch steps back now, "You are welcome to stay as long as you wish or leave at any time. Room and board is simple but free. Do you need anything else, seekers?"
[13:12] <Nikkolai> "Actually, yes. Know anyone who can direct us to Shivra?"
[13:12] <Knight> "Only directions to Shivra, and news from there, if you have any."
[13:14] <@Kotono> The old man takes off his spectacles, cleaning them with a bit of his robe. "Ah, Shivra. Go to the up and that way," he points, "It is hard to miss, the light of Air refracts and reflects off the ice crystals it sits atop. It can be seen for over a day away. As for news, there is a constant murmur of fending off the advances of Cyronax and such matters. It is something of a border town, you see."
[13:14] <@Kotono> It is something of a border town, you see."
[13:14] <Nikkolai> "Border towns always seem to have more than their fair share of troubles." Nikkolai observes.
[13:14] <Knight> "I would assume you receive frequent visits, for similar purpose to ours?" asks Knight, curiously.
[13:15] <Nikkolai> "Can you tell us anything of the Wizard who is said to reside there? I've been told he is powerful in portal magic."
[13:15] <Mari> "Cyronax?" Mari wonders, not remembering the name.
[13:16] <@Kotono> "Yes, many come for healing and restoration." Smiling to that as he puts his glasses back on and squints a little, "Cyronax is said to be the ruler of Cold. Are you familiar with the term Archomental, my children?"
[13:16] * Mari shakes her head.
[13:16] <Knight> "It is the same as Ogremoch, I believe."
[13:17] * Kamvakua steps back a bit from the conversation, focusing on testing the movement and range of his restored hand and getting the feeling back in it.
[13:18] * Nikkolai shakes his head in the negative as well.
[13:18] <@Kotono> Afer a beat, "Ah, the Wizard of the Way. I have not met him, but many come seeking him. It is said he can breech the barriers of reality itself." After another pause to listen, "Ah yes, Ogremoch is an Archomental, but it's not quite the same. You see, Archomentals are a grouping. Ogremoch and Cyronax are both Archomentals, as is Lady Chan of Air and Ben-Hadar of Water. But not are all the same; for Ogremoch and Cyronax are misguided and reject
[13:18] <@Kotono> Ben-Hadar of Water. But not are all the same; for Ogremoch and Cyronax are misguided and reject the truths of the Holy Mountain. Princess Chan and Ben-Hadar are much more enlightened." (More)
[13:19] <@Kotono> On he goes, only pausing for a moment's breath as he goes on and on and on. "For you see, Archomentals are often sorted into two more distinct categories. There are the Princes of Elemental Evil, such as Ogremoch and Cryonax. There are then the Princes of Elemental Good, such as Chan and Ben-Hadar. Naturally, this leads to strife and conflict, as evil seeks to tear down all that is holy!" (More)
[13:19] <Kamvakua> "For every kind there are those that lean different ways, according to their hearts."
[13:19] <@Kotono> that is holy!" (More)
[13:20] * Mari at least has the decency to not openly say "Why did I ask?" But she's sure thinking it.
[13:21] <@Kotono> "Further, there are often Princes of both good and evil within the same plane. For eample, Ogremoch is opposed by Entemoch and Sunnis, while Chan is opposed by Yan-C-Bin. Then it comes down to elemental oppositions as well; Fire and Water oppose and Earth and Air oppose. Ogremoch and Yan-C-Bin have deep emnity, as do Chan and Entemoch, no matter how they agree on other things." (More)
[13:21] <@Kotono> things." (More)
[13:21] <@Kotono> Yulia blink-blinks, shaking her head.
[13:21] * Nikkolai blanks his face to look politely interested but envisions sewing the old man's mouth shut. A religious sermon was not needed to answer a simple question.
[13:21] <Knight> Knight listens intently!
[13:23] <@Kotono> "Oh, history speaks of times when Entemoch and Sunnis have reached peace with Ogremoch, only to oppose Air as a united front. Such matters are deeply complex! Like the times in the War of Chaos, when the obyrith of the Abyss were shattered and the rise of the tan'na'ri was heralded! Are you familiar with this, my children? The Archomentals played quite a role in that ancient war, as many did! It is said that the Abyss was nearly torn apart in
[13:23] <@Kotono> as many did! It is said that the Abyss was nearly torn apart in the struggle!" (More)
[13:23] * Nikkolai coughs his throat. "Ah, sir?"
[13:23] <Mari> "Too bad it didn't get torn apart completely," Mari mutters.
[13:23] <Knight> "Don't interrupt, Nikkolai! These cosmic struggles could have great import on our decisions!"
[13:24] <@Kotono> "It is said the armies of Pale Night clashed against the legions of holy fire of Zaaman Rul and the celestial choir of Sealtiel...hm? Ah, of course," Nodding, "This is very important history. Why, I learned all of this as a youth younger than you, young man, studying it each night!"
[13:26] <Mari> "We're not acolytes or students, though, we're just travelers asking about anything that might be important where we're going. I'm sorry, but we don't really have time for a full lesson here."
[13:26] <Nikkolai> "History is useful, yes. It is indeed important." Nikkolai agrees. "But you've already more than satisfactorily educated us." Nikkolai adds in a suggestive, gentle tone.
[13:27] <@Kotono> The old man frowns a little bit, "Young lady, travelers are the ones who should know most of all. Knowledge is power, and knowledge also forges the wisdom to use power with the proper responsibility. One always has time for knowledge!"
[13:27] <Mari> "Not always. Sometimes they have places to be, things to do, people to liberate. Like right now!"
[13:28] <Kamvakua> "This is a Truth," Kamvakua nodded to the man.  "But knowledge simply from books is not enough to travel by.  The understanding of what these past actions have wrought by seeing is important as well.  We should go and reflect upon the border of Cyronax's domain."
[13:29] <@Kotono> "If you are certain..." The old man hums a moment, then snaps his fingers. "Ah, of course!" He murmurs a few words, a thick book appearing before him! It's 3 feet wide and utterly massive, having what must be thousands of oversized pages! "Ah here. Here is annotated history book.  You can study this on the road when you desire to learn more knowledge."
[13:29] <Kamvakua> "You can part with this?" Kamvakua wondered, willing to take it if he would.
[13:29] <Knight> "I will endeavour to do so," states Knight, taking the enormous book.
[13:30] <@Kotono> Yulia makes a tiny little eeeep, "Um...Hey, um...Patriarch, listen...how can we carry it... um...I guess if you guys want it..."
[13:30] <Mari> "Uhhh...Kam can carry that one, yeah," Mari says, starting to sidle away and hoping the old man doesn't follow them.
[13:30] <Nikkolai> "Knowledge is power. Knowledge alone does not bring wisdom." Nikkolai disagrees. He eyes the book warily, if with interest.
[13:30] * Nikkolai begins to idle back with Mari, determined to flee as well.
[13:30] <@Kotono> It's quite heavy, too! "Then read of it well, for countless secrets are locked within the tides of history." The old man says, "Ah, are you leaving immediately? May I at least give you a proper blessing for safe travel?"
[13:31] <Kamvakua> "It would be welcomed, Patriarch."
[13:31] <Mari> "As long as it's a succinct one."
[13:31] * Nikkolai snickers softly.
[13:33] <@Kotono> The old priest smiles now, "Ah, then I shall used the special condensed version. For adventurers who seek gold and lack the wisdom to properly use it." Clearing his throat, the old man speaks, "Oh, Holy Mountain! Land from which all righteousness is born, the home of all souls that shall come to see your eternal glory! From the sea of Lunia, to the golden skies of Mercuria, to the pearly gates of Venya, to the hidden fogs of Solania! The first
[13:33] <@Kotono> to the pearly gates of Venya, to the hidden fogs of Solania! The first four, let them be blessed!" (More)
[13:34] <@Kotono> "Mertion, the platinum heaven! Give unto them your eternal valor and ceaseless bravery! Let them be paragons of rightousness, leaving not a single wrong untouched in their path to the summit! Lord Raziel, Blazing General of Truth and Valor, let them walk in your name forevermore, this step and always! Give them your benediction, oh lord!" (More)
[13:34] <Knight> "I am not down with this part," mutters Knight, attempting to slide the book into the bag of holding.
[13:35] <Nikkolai> Nikkolai's eye begins to twitch and his fingers begin to follow suit. He really wants to set something on fire.
[13:36] <@Kotono> "Glittering Jovar, show them the truth that lights in your pure light! Allow them to walk your jeweled fields and ascend to Yetsirah, the Holy City! Guide them to your steps at the end, so that they may reach towards the final secret! He that is most holy, the gatekeeper Xerona, admit them in when their journey ends! Lord Zaphkiel, ruler of the last, show them your eternity wisdom and mercy forevermore! May their path in time be blessed and ta
[13:36] <@Kotono> and mercy forevermore! May their path in time be blessed and take you, as it is decreed!"
[13:36] <Mari> Mari is so inspired with divine fervor that she just has to go right wrongs RIGHT NOW and turns to run from the temple as soon as the priest's done talking!
[13:36] <Knight> "
[13:36] <@Kotono> "Um, thanks, like you, bye bye!" Yulia follows suit, waving and flying off!
[13:37] * Nikkolai grits his teeth. "*Thank you*, your Eminence, for such a delightlful blessing. We must be off!" He hastily flees as well, taking care to walk quickly, but not run!
[13:37] * Kamvakua nods, finding the prayer incredibly long, his eyebrow rising at such as he notices his party members fleeing. "Thank you, and goodbye." Kamvakua at least tries to not make it obvious that he's bolting.
[13:37] <Knight> "Wait, Mari! Don't run away with our blessing!" yells Knight, dashing after her.
[13:38] <@Kotono> Thus you make it out in a flash! Yulia glances back then ahead, "So he said that way, right?" Pointing in said direction, "How about we go? I thought we'd end up sitting in a dusty library, nothing but cobwebs and skeletons since he keeps going on and on and on and on!"
[13:39] <Knight> "I wuold have liked to study the elemental wars further," notes Knight. "But he lacks a proper sense of delivery."
[13:39] <Kamvakua> "The man must be lonely.  Even at a temple like this, not many would listen to one who enjoys such the sound of his own voice."
[13:39] * Nikkolai springs into the air without another word, soaring as fast as he can towards Shivra!
[13:39] <Mari> "How is there anything evil left in the planes with someone like that around? They just need to point him at the demons and devils and they'd all die of boredom!"
[13:39] * Kamvakua follows nikkolai.
[13:39] <Knight> "I do not think they would stop to listen to his entreaties."
[13:39] * Knight pauses. "It is something we could learn from them," she mutters.
[13:40] <Kamvakua> "Slaying well meaning people because they are boring is not a lesson I would take, especially from demons and devils."
[13:46] <@Kotono> The next day you travel until a little past lunch. It's then you see it, a roughly square outline of something slime-like about the size of a large house.  Within it are various bits of metal, broken weapons and armor mostly. It makes it stand out. It's coming in very roughly your direction.
[13:47] <Knight> "What is... that thing?" asks Knight, peering at the more learned members of the party.
[13:47] <Mari> "Ewww, what's that? Can we fly around it?"
[13:48] <Knight> "I certainly intend to try," replies Knight, not liking the look of it at all.
[13:48] <@Kotono> As it starts to come closer, "Wait, wait!" A wobbling, wibbly voice comes from within the slime! "Wait, don't run away! I'm not going to eat or splash you with acid! Don't run!"
[13:49] <Nikkolai> "No more delays." Nikkolai agrees. He jumps at the sound of the voice. "Halt then! We can talk from where you are!"
[13:49] <Knight> "We can talk from here! What do you want?" demands Knight.
[13:49] <Mari> "Oh yeah?" Mari points to the bits of armor and weapons in it. "It looks to me like you've eaten lots of people!"
[13:50] <@Kotono> The cube of slime stops! "It's a long story," she pleads, "But I'm seeking help...I'm seeking help to find the slaad Vandala! He or she is my love and my fiancee! I can pay for the help, some of the metal in me isn't corroding, so it must be magical!"
[13:50] <@Kotono> "..." Yulia just stares.
[13:51] <Nikkolai> "...I see. Well, where did you last see your beloved?"
[13:51] <Knight> "She wants to find such a horrid creature because she... likes it?"
[13:51] <Knight> "Mari, I don't understand."
[13:51] <Mari> "Sometimes there's no understanding love," Mari allows.
[13:52] * Nikkolai shrugs. "Or lust. This Slaad must be particularly fetching."
[13:52] <@Kotono> "A few weeks ago, we got split up and I've been flying around trying to find him!" The cube wails, starting to cry little hissing tears from it's pores, smelling terribly of heady, head-swirling vapors. "What if he's been hurt or another gelatinos cube seduced him!? I'd just die!"
[13:53] <@Kotono> After a beat, sniffling, "Well, I think it's a him, but...nevermind that. People react better when I call Vandala a he, you see."
[13:53] <Mari> "You wouldn't say that if you'd seen the last one, Nik," Mari says quietly. "Look, uh...do you have a name? And how are we supposed to get that stuff out of you. And how did it *get* there if you don't eat people?"
[13:53] <Knight> "I don't think there can be that many cubes with a lust for slaad..." mumbles Knight. "Oh, to the hells with it. We do require funding. Where did you see him last?"
[13:55] <Nikkolai> "Ah...er..." Nikkolai shakes his head. "Well, far be it from me to question love. I'm afraid that we're headed to Shivra. If we see...him...we'll certainly direct him to you."
[13:55] <@Kotono> Sniffling, "Shivra..." Slowing it's 'crying', "Vandala liked it there since it made me harder, the cold makes me stiffen up all over. The last time I saw him is when the residents of Shivra...oh, you're going there?!"
[13:56] <Knight> "Yes, that was our destination," replies Knight. "It would be the best place to look for your... paramour... look, are you really sure about this? It's a slaad!"
[13:56] * Nikkolai shudders slightly at the mental image the cube's words produced. "I'm afaid we are."
[13:56] <Knight> "They're mercurial creatures who'll follow their first impulse! It's dangerous!"
[13:56] <@Kotono> "I love Vandala! I want Vandala's eggs inside of me, and not burning to nothign in the acid!" She wails, starting to cry again, "I want to see his eggs become slaad inside of me!"
[13:57] <@Kotono> Yulia tries to speak, but twitches instead. She goes to cling to Nikkolai's neck.
[13:57] <Knight> "But then they'll explode and possibly kill you!"
[13:58] <@Kotono> "We'll make it work, somehow!" The cube insists, "Please will you help me?"
[13:58] * Nikkolai turns slightly green. "Ah...well, there's no need to--urk--expound on your love for 'him'! We'll--grk--certainly pass word that you're looking for him!"
[13:58] <Kamvakua> "What does Vandala look like?"
[13:58] <Mari> "I, uh...look, that's very romantic and all--" for a given value of romantic, "--but what about the residents of Shivra? We're going that way, maybe we can help if we know more."
[13:58] <Knight> "He's a slaad! He looks like a giant frog! We can't possible miss him, if he's in Shivra," grumbles Knight, clenching her claw.
[13:58] <Kamvakua> Kamvakua's voice was fairly tired at the very thought, but neither was he throwing stones at the creature.
[13:59] <@Kotono> "I...a gray slaad! I'll show you...I'll come with you! All of you can convince the locals in Shivra that I'm harmless, can't you?"
[13:59] <Knight> "Er... well... if a courre says it, they'll probably believe it," mumbles Knight, glancing at Yulia.
[13:59] <Mari> "I'm...not sure. I've lived in houses smaller than you. Maybe you should wait outside while we do the talking?"
[14:00] * Nikkolai hastily holds up a hand. "Not all people are as...accepting as we are. Perhaps you could wait in the outskirts?"
[14:00] <@Kotono> The cube sniffle, sending little flecks of acid all over. "But it's cold and lonely out there. I'll be happy in a stable or something, but I just want to be inside. I'll pay you extra if you do!"
[14:01] <Nikkolai> "Is there any way you can compress yourself? That would certainly help."
[14:01] <Knight> "But you appear to be composed of acid. Won't you destroy any dwelling you enter?"
[14:02] <@Kotono> "Well, if I get into a really tight space I can. But it's hard when I'm so stiff all over." Sniffling, "Stone doesn't corrode! See, Vandala likes to use stone when he implants eggs into me since it doesn't burn! And there's stone in Shivra!"
[14:02] <Knight> "I am beginning to agree that too much knowledge is a bad thing."
[14:03] * Adail (~strikerul@c-98-210-201-139.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #dunes
[14:03] * Nikkolai is beyond words, simply doing his best not to loose his breakfeast. "Please, we'll help you! So...stop---urkasdfuckle--talking!"
[14:03] <Mari> "Whoooa, okay, *please* stop talking about the eggs. PLEASE. Look, tell us a little about the town, if you can?"
[14:04] <@Kotono> "But the eggs are the best part! When she shoots her eggs inside of me and I can feel all the baby slaad starting to grow..." The cube sighs, "It's just diviiine! But okay...well, Shivra's very cold. There's a lot of humanoids there. Vandala thinks most of them are boring."
[14:04] <@Kotono> Yulia twitches again, starting to whimper.
[14:05] * Nikkolai puts one head gently around Yulia's ears and the other over one of his own.
[14:05] <Kamvakua> "You're disturbing our more fragile travel companions.  We won't be able to help you at all if they flee."
[14:05] <@Kotono> 'Sniffling' again, the cube wobbles. "Okay...then...can we go?" It asks. "Thank you...you're so kind. Everyone else I met just ran away."
[14:06] <Knight> "I understand the situation well enough. Let's just go, shall we?" asks Knight, starting to float around the cube. "I will want every magical possession you have for this..."
[14:06] <Mari> "Oh gods...Look, okay, we're humanoids, so we don't think they're boring. Just tell us anything you might be important? If, uh, if you're not going to eat us, I guess there's no harm in travelling to the plane together at least. No physical harm. And we should probably settle on what we get for this."
[14:07] * Adail shakes his head from hsi spot on Kam's shoulder, having no idea what to say to the lovesick jelly.
[14:07] * Nikkolai starts to drift along with Knight, imagining a roaring flame to drown out the cube's words.
[14:08] <Kamvakua> "I think one of us should wait outside the town with the cube.  Not that I'm particularly looking forward to it but..." Kamvakua eyed the creature as they flew onward, a bit worriedly.  It really wouldn't take much to cause a disaster with something like that heading into a town.
[14:09] * Knight stares at Kamvakua. "Shall we draw lots, or will someone volunteer?" she mutters.
[14:10] <Nikkolai> "I have business in town!" Nikkolai hastily asserts!
[14:10] <Mari> "I guess I can do it...I mean, if you listen to Yulia, I'm gonna be one of those someday."
[14:10] * Adail eyes it, "I think...I could manage to talk down anyone who wanders out. Air is fairly close to the Upper Planes, it's likely people here could recognize a musteval when they see one."
[14:10] <Kamvakua> "draw lots," Kamvakua had a limit to his ear tolerance it seemed.
[14:10] <Knight> "That is a fate you should avoid at all costs!"
[14:12] <@Kotono> Two more days of travel come. The cool becomes cold, chill winds blowing through you. Clothes are changed and magic readied as you travel further along. Two more days and you can see it in the horizon. It's like a rainbow of changing lights, far away but yet visible. The cube jobbles and shakes all over, "See that? See that? Shivra! WE're about a day away from it now!"
[14:13] <Knight> "I can see it," affirms Knight. "Let us make haste."
[14:13] <Adail> "Indeed."
[14:13] <Mari> "Pretty. Let's hope it looks as nice up close."
[14:13] <Nikkolai> "Agreed." Nikkolai glances back at the cube, eager to be in town and away from it. He can't quite enjoy the beautiful sights.
[14:15] <@Kotono> About a half hour passes. As you fly along...(More, PM to someone coming.)
[14:18] * Adail looks ahead to something, blinks twice, then bows very formally to whatever he sees over there. As he rises from the bow, he quietly says, "There's an invisible Koylarut over there. Everyone on your best behavior please."
[14:19] * Nikkolai shrugs, nodding to Adail. "When am I ever not?"
[14:19] * Adail just eyes Nik.
[14:19] * Mari sees no reason to misbehave at present. "Rhetorical question, right Nik?"
[14:19] <Knight> "I did not have any disruptive behaviour in mind, but I do not see any special reason to return politeness to an invisible creature."
[14:21] <Nikkolai> "Now you're just spoiling for a fight." Nikkolai shakes his head. "Do you not recall the Valkrie from when we first met? You think now as I thought then."
[14:22] <Knight> "You are mistaken. I am not baiting anyone."
[14:23] <Nikkolai> "It never hurts to be polite. Except when you don't feel like it." Nikkolai grins at his own joke, not quite aware that it isn't funny.
[14:24] <Knight> "I just do not think someone who does not offer politeness should expect it in return," replies Knight. "Being rude is often pointless, I would agree."
[14:24] <Mari> "Let's just move on and ignore him? If he's invisible, he's hardly looking for conversation."
[14:25] <@Kotono> The cube wobbles and stays silent, as does Yulia! It comes to 100 feet away, becoming visible. It is a clockwork man-construct, clad in gold armor and carrying a longsword. It's metal eyes sweep over everyone, "A fine day in Air?" He asks, "If I may make your aquantence, I am Oulgan the fourth of six."
[14:26] <Knight> "Hello. I am Knight," replies Knight, bobbing her head. "What can we do for you?"
[14:26] <Mari> "Heya, Oulgan. I'm Mari the one of one."
[14:27] * Nikkolai decides to be nice today. "Indeed, sir. It is a fine day in Air. Very airy, if I may say. It is a pleasure to meet one such as yourself. I am Nikkolai."
[14:27] <@Kotono> "If I may be so terribly bold," Smiling and showing gold teeth untarnished and polished bright, "Can I inquire if you are traveling with the gelatinous cube there? Apperances say so, but apperances can be so decieving!"
[14:27] * Adail nods politely to Oulgan, "Well met, Oulgan. I am Adail."
[14:27] <Knight> "For the time being, that is so," replies Knight, forthrightly.
[14:28] <Mari> "Yeah, basically. It asked us for help and we decided to go along with it, within reason."
[14:28] <Nikkolai> "Quite. As a matter of fact, we are assisting it in locating a lost lover!"
[14:28] <@Kotono> "They're my friends!" The cube calls back, "They're the only kind people on this plane!"
[14:29] <@Kotono> "Ah yes. That..." It's voice drops as it shivers, "Matter. This is outside of my normal juristriction, but I don't think there is a normal juristriction for this. Ah well, to drive to the point at hand, the potential coupling of a slaad and a gelatinous cube is completely against the natural laws of all the multiverse. I'm dreadfully afraid that corrective measures are required to protect everyone."
[14:30] <Nikkolai> "Corrective measures, sir? Would you be so kind as to elaborate?"
[14:30] <@Kotono> "As castration is not an option, and regenerative magics exist in any event...death will suffice. If I must put such a brutish term to it."
[14:31] <Knight> "I agree completely, but what's done is done," replies Knight, with a shrug. "Surely it should be your laws that are revised, if anything."
[14:31] <@Kotono> "W-what?!" The cube wobbles and wiggles in the air, drawing back, "Why!? I love Vandala! Why would you hate love?!"
[14:31] <@Kotono> Oh, that gets a twitch from the Inevitable. It just twitches several times, "Revise...the perfect...laws of Mechanus?"
[14:31] <Nikkolai> "If I may say, sir, that is rather rude and hasty of you. Would not separation be kinder and more humane?" Nikkolai draws his lips into a thin line.
[14:31] * Adail sighs, "Oh dear. Here we go."
[14:31] <Knight> "They are surely imperfect, if they are making incorrect postulates," replies Knight, trying to sound reasonable.
[14:31] <Mari> "Hey, if this isn't even your jurisdiction, then just butt out, alright? I mean, you're not even acting on orders! Isn't that what Mechanus is all about, doing what you're told?"
[14:32] * Nikkolai just palms his face. "Why do I even bother to open my mouth?"
[14:32] <@Kotono> "You...are...utterly tainted by chaos. I see your hand. Are you a chaos-spawn or slaad in disguise, woman?" Oulgan declares, "But...no matter! I do not desire a fight, let alone against all of you, but...do you not agree this is an abomination against nature? Surely we are civilized people and can reject this heresy as one."
[14:33] <Nikkolai> "Folks, folks, please. Let us speak in a civilized, *polite* manner." Nikkolai glares at Mari. "I'm afraid that we cannot, sir. Might we perhaps compromise?"
[14:33] <Mari> "I just try really hard not to think about. Sometimes it works. Maybe you should give it a shot?"
[14:34] <Knight> "Certainly, it is a horror almost beyond imagination," replies Knight, with a shrug.
[14:35] <Adail> "It...is not an inherently evil thing, as squicky as it is." Adail offers a small smile to the Inevitable, "As I'm sure you understand my nature as well as I yours sir, you should know that is what matters most to me."
[14:35] <@Kotono> The cube shrinks back even more, starting to cry, "Why do you hate us? Why do you ahte our love!"
[14:35] <@Kotono> "Truly so," with a nod to Adail as it looks with utter, open disgust at the cube, "Can we all agree that this 'love' is an abomination, first of all?"
[14:36] <Nikkolai> "Love knows no boundaries. It does not respect gender, race, age, or even species. It is not something to categorize and therefore, pass judgement on."
[14:36] <Knight> "We can likely agree on a lot of things, that included, but the cube has secured our services on retainer. I'm afraid I must place that before the natural order," replies Knight. "It's business, you see."
[14:37] <Mari> "Hey, what do you even know about the word to begin with? You probably just heard about it somewhere!"
[14:38] <@Kotono> The inevitable sighs, a metallic whistling noise. "It seems that we are resolved to be opposite one another. I have my orders...but..." It takes a few floating movements back, "Another time." It begins to fly away then.
[14:38] <@Kotono> "Did we just make another enemy?" Yulia manages to voice.
[14:39] <Knight> "Should we slay it now and save ourselves some trouble?" whispers Knight, reaching for her longbow.
[14:39] * Adail nods, then waits for the Koylarut to be out of earshot before voicing, "Well...it appears that we have at least delayed the Inevitable. And NO, Knight. No we should not."
[14:39] <Nikkolai> "NO! You fool!" Nikkolai bats Knight's arm.
[14:39] <Mari> "Who ordered him?" Mari wonders. "He said this wasn't his normal job! Is everyone we meet around this town going to be this messed up?"
[14:39] <Nikkolai> "Why make more enemies than we must?"
[14:39] <Adail> "If we strike him first, we will make enemies of more of them."
[14:40] <@Kotono> The cube just whimpers and cries. "It's not fair...why does everyone hate our beautiful love? Are they jealous of us?"
[14:40] <Knight> "But nobody will need to find out," replies Knight, nonetheless relenting. "Is he not going to report and gather allies now?"
[14:40] <Nikkolai> "We shall be long gone before then." Nikk assures Knight.
[14:41] <Mari> "It's, uh, not everyone's used to it coming in that shape," Mari says to the cube.
[14:41] <Knight> "I suppose it will target the cube, and not us," admits Knight. "Let us head to town."
[14:41] <Nikkolai> "Less crying and more flying. Come along, Cubi. We have a...love to find." Nikk finishes lamely as he continues to fly onwards!
[14:42] * Adail shakes his head, "They WOULD find out. That's how Mechanus works. He...is more likely to strike again after we part ways with our current employer here." He turns to look at the cube, "You and your love will need to be on your guard, and you'll need to take care of yourselves once our contract with you is done."
[14:43] <@Kotono> "We can! Thank you so much!" The cube wiggles, a dagger coming out of it's body! It pops right out, handle first, at Adail, "H-here...thank you. Take it."
[14:44] * Adail catches the dagger, then wipes off the slime before passing it over to Mari, "Ah, this is more your style of weapon then mine."
[14:44] <Nikkolai> "It might also be wise to...stay out of populated areas." Nikkolai gingerly suggests.
[14:46] * Mari takes it and examines it. "Uh...thanks, I guess. Yeah, thanks."
[14:46] <@Kotono> Closer you fly! Thus...at last...you come close! The cubes are lit with various shades of gorgeous light, leaning towards red and dark blues. Giant crystals of ice float in the Air, an entire town of pure ice built on them! Each crystal is linked by bridges of snowflakes knitted together, though many simply fly. Shivra spreads out before you!
[14:47] <Knight> "Cubi, you should remain here until we return with the.. slaad," says Knight, grimacing.
[14:47] <Knight> "Or at least information pertaining to his whereabouts. If it's to be found, Tymora willing."
[14:48] <@Kotono> "...Cubi?" The cube asks as it sniffles a bit. It's gel is quite hard now, almost solid and a light blue. "Try goign to the Granshanks Cuttery and Tavern."
[14:48] <Knight> "
[14:48] <Mari> "Yeah," Mari agrees. "We'll come back and tell you anything we find out."
[14:49] <Knight> "It is a good starting place. I could eat a whole lamb right now," notes Knight, speeding towards the city proper.
[14:49] <Mari> "Me too." Mari follows Knight.
[14:49] <Nikkolai> "You need a name, do you not? We can't call you *it*. But we shall certainly come back as speed allows." Nikkolai departs as well!
[14:51] <@Kotono> "O-okay...I've never had a name!" Cubic alls, "Good luck!" Thus the party flies ahead! OOC: More. ARe youg oing to look for this place she mentioned or just more look around?
[14:51] * Adail takes a long look around with See Invis before following, "Kam, keep your eyes open."
[14:51] <Knight> OOC: Looking for the place
[14:51] <@Kotono> Kamvakua nods.
[14:54] <@Kotono> You wander about Shivra a bit. People of all sorts are here. Air elementals, as well as giant, thudding creatures known as ice elementals walking the roads. Humanoids and outsiders of most types mingle, most good but a few neutral walk or fly as well. The Granshanks Cuttery and Tavern is a pair of buildings that seem to merge into each other like melt-snow that refroze halfway into melting into each other. As you walk in, breath misting in the
[14:55] <@Kotono> halfway into melting into each other. As you walk in, breath misting in the air? (More)
[14:56] <@Kotono> Glittering light from above rises up, casting everything within a distinct dark blue. Bits of ice and snow eddy about in the air, blowing past you. Just inside is a sign. Pointing inside, one sign says, 'TAVERN'. Pointing outside and around, the other says, 'BARBER/CUTTERY'. Things here are made of air and ice, sometimes both. It's all tables, people of all stripes talking. Nothing is drunk, but little bits of colored ice are brought about, sw
[14:56] <@Kotono> Nothing is drunk, but little bits of colored ice are brought about, swallowed whole.
[14:57] <Knight> "That's what they meant by cuttery? I thought it was a kind of.. carvery..." mumbles Knight, starting to make her way to the bar.
[14:57] * Nikkolai makes his way to the bar, looking for an empty stool to rest on.
[14:58] <@Kotono> There's no actual bar, just tables about. A few are open here and there.
[14:58] * Nikkolai eyes one the closest to the open door and takes a seat silently, putting his back to the wall.
[14:58] * Mari is curious about what sort of "drinks" are available! But that's not what they're here for (entirely) and she should find someone to chat up first.
[14:59] * Adail looks around with a bit of interest, "Wonder what those ice bits are actually made from?"
[14:59] <Mari> "I dunno, Adail. Let's find out?"
[14:59] <Mari> "Preferably by trying some?"
[14:59] * Nikkolai gestures for his companions to join him.
[14:59] <@Kotono> Several blue skinned women in bikini-style outfits walk about, bringing the ice to and fro. As Nikkolai sits down, one approaches, "Ah, good day sir! What can I get you to drink?" Meanwhile Mari can see lots of different types of people about!
[14:59] <Knight> "Experimentation cannot go astray," replies Knight, walking over to take a seat.
[15:00] * Adail half smiles, "Do try not to ingest anything fiendish this time?"
[15:01] <Mari> "Don't worry, I've had my fill of that for a while."
[15:01] <Knight> "It might be worth improving our tolerance to fiendish drinks while we are relatively safe, though."
[15:01] <Adail> "It's those last three words that worry me, Mari."
[15:01] * Mari laughs. "Ah, don't worry Adail. I've survived so far, right?"
[15:01] * Nikkolai ponders. "This might be a foolish question, but since I'm new here, please bear with me. All of your drinks are actually frozen icesicles, correct? What would you recommend if this is so?"
[15:03] <@Kotono> It's mostly humanoids, dressed warm. A pair of rabbit-eared humans are talking together with a small air elemental. A gnome is sitting in a corner table, working on some sort of metal box. He looks faintly familiar, Mari thinks. An angel sits by herself, golden blonde and radiantly beautiful. She has a book in hand, a faraway, thoughtful look. A brutish, heavy jagged, shaggy human sits with a prim and proper woman, the two pouring over a map.
[15:03] <@Kotono> shaggy human sits with a prim and proper woman, the two pouring over a map.
[15:04] <@Kotono> "Why, the house special! We freeze Bytopian Vodka, Ysgardian Ice-wine and Celestial Holy Nectar together and serve it right up to you. It's famous!" She smiles quite brightly, the air around her freezing cold.
[15:04] <Knight> "I'll have one of them," replies Knight. "Do you serve any food to go with it?"
[15:05] <Mari> "I'll have one of those too," Mari says.
[15:05] <@Kotono> "Of course. We have woolly mammoth steak today." She smiles and bows, "How about I get all of you one and some steak and make it a meal?"
[15:05] <Nikkolai> "That would be wonderful, my dear." Nikkolai smiles in a charming manner!
[15:05] <Mari> "STEAK. Yes. I want that also. Just gimme a slab of mea ton a plate."
[15:06] <Knight> "Certainly. Don't take too long cooking it, I'll have it rare," replies Knight.
[15:06] <@Kotono> Yulia shakes her head, "I'm okay, thanks."
[15:06] * Adail chuckles, "Ah, a special in roughly a quarter the normal size for me, please. And I'll pass on the steak, thank you."
[15:06] <@Kotono> The serving girl winks and spins around, "Coming right up!" she chirps, hurrying away.
[15:07] * Nikkolai eyes the angelic woman and taps his chin thoughtfully. "If I'm not back in a moment, please be so kind as to direct the waitress over to me, would you?"
[15:07] <Knight> "There are quite a number of adventurers here," notes Knight, peering about. "What are you doing, Nikkolai?"
[15:08] * Mari follows Nik's gaze. "...Oh, sure! Look over here and wink if you need someone to rescue you, alright? Good luck!"
[15:08] <Nikkolai> "I'm...gathering information."
[15:08] <Adail> "Striking out again, most likely," Adail comments.
[15:08] <Knight> "Ah, good. Work quickly!"
[15:08] <Mari> "Don't tell him that, Knight!"
[15:08] <Knight> "But it's best to be efficient, isn't it?
[15:08] <@Kotono> Yulia shakes her head, going to Knight's shoulder. She settles there, "You know," she murmurs, "You could use some perfume."
[15:08] <@Kotono> OOC: #evildunes, Nik.
[15:09] * Nikkolai gives Mari a grateful glance and favors Adail with a baleful glare as he rises. He makes his way over to the Angel's table and waits patiently for her to acknowledge his presence.
[15:09] <Mari> "Sometimes it's not, Knight," Mari mutters.
[15:10] <@Kotono> "Indeed," Yulia says, nodding, "Poor Master...I don't think he's what an angel's looking for."
[15:10] <Mari> "Oh, he's absolutely not. But he needs the practice."
[15:11] * Knight frowns. "I think I need that drink."
[15:12] * Adail chuckles, "He seems to have a taste for celestial women. But...he will not be very successful pursuing them with his current mindset. How quickly is the Moon Maiden forgotten already, hmm?"
[15:12] <Knight> "Good riddance. Pursuing someone who demands that you change for their sake is folly."
[15:13] <@Kotono> "I know," Yulia sits on Knight's shoulders, kicking her feet. "Well, I don't know. He'd be happier if he was a little less egotistical. But I wonder if he's hurting too much inside, or is he just arrogant?"
[15:13] <Mari> "Why can't it be both? Although I really think it's more of the second one."
[15:13] * Adail shrugs, "We are what we are, just as you are. The folly here is thinking of we Outsiders as if we were the same as mortals."
[15:14] <@Kotono> The waitress comes back with a smile, a tray with her. She puts down plates - the porcelin ones have the huge steaks on them, while little ice-plates have the 'drink' in question sitting on it.
[15:14] <@Kotono> "Here you go!" she says, "If you need anything else, give a shout?"
[15:14] <Knight> "As far as I know, he endured great tortures and horrors during his time of captivity, but was yet able to free himself with his own strength. He can take pride in that, and rightly so. If it leaves him arrogant, such is how those who conquer long odds can be."
[15:14] <Knight> "Oh! Thank you!"
[15:15] <Mari> "Sure, Knight, but it causes its own problems too...Oh, thanks!" Mari digs into the steak, more avidly than her drink despite her noted fondness for the latter, clearly ravenous.
[15:15] * Adail takes the smallest one, and licks it a bit to see if he can make out the taste of the Celestial Holy Nectar in it.
[15:16] <Knight> Knight follows suit, tearing right into the thing with her claw!
[15:16] <@Kotono> Adail can. Packs a heavens of a pucnh, though! Drinking or eating or whatever a few of these is a good way to wake up not knowing how you got there!
[15:16] <@Kotono> The meat's good and there's a lot of it. Yulia watches, "Well," she kicks her feet, "How will we find information to help Cubi?"
[15:17] * Adail blinks, "Ah, careful all, this is stronger then it looks." Then he returns to his treat, but makes sure not to overindulge.
[15:17] <Mari> "Oh yeah?" Mari downs hers to find out for herself!
[15:17] <@Kotono> OOC: Make a fort save, Mari?
[15:17] <Mari> roll 1d20+8 oh god here we go again
[15:17] * Hatbot --> "Mari rolls 1d20+8 oh god here we go again and gets 11." [1d20=3]
[15:17] <Knight> "We'll ask around to see if anyone's seen any slaad, lately," replies Knight. "They aren't that common, thankfully. Maybe we should put up wanted posters?" She reaches for her own drink, throwing it back!
[15:18] <Knight> roll 1d20+13 I'll need to save too, I guess?
[15:18] * Hatbot --> "Knight rolls 1d20+13 I'll need to save too, I guess? and gets 14." [1d20=1]
[15:20] * Adail eyes his allies and thier haste to disregard his warning, then sighs a bit and shrugs.
[15:20] <Knight> "-anyway, we should- you know, be efficient! No time to waste!" states Knight, intending to consume her meal as quickly as possible, and then get to the heady business of information gathering!
[15:22] <@Kotono> "Mmm-hmm," Mari says. As you eat, Mari's tail casually rises up. The tip of it opens into a mouth and takes a bite out of the end Mari's not working on, then retreats back to where it should be.
[15:22] <@Kotono> *Yulia
[15:22] * Mari shakes her head. Blinks a few times. "Wow. Guys? Guys. I can *see* the music. Like, when you talk? There are colors *everywhere*."
[15:22] * Adail eyes Mari's tail, "Ah, Mari?"
[15:22] <Mari> "What?"
[15:22] <Adail> "Your tail just took a bite of the steak."
[15:22] <@Kotono> "Your tail."
[15:22] <@Kotono> "Your tail." Yulia says, pointing.
[15:22] <Knight> "What's wrong with that? Her tail could be hungry too!"
[15:23] <Mari> "What?" Mari looks at it.
[15:23] <@Kotono> Mari's tail is now back where it belongs. No sign of a mouth, nope.
[15:23] <Mari> "You guys are crazy. You've prolly just had too much to drink!"
[15:23] <Adail> "Yulia hasn't had any, actually." Adail points out
[15:23] <Knight> "I don't think you two should investigate, you know? Maybe she's getting drunk off the fumes, or something like that."
[15:24] <Mari> "I've been way more drunk than this before!"
[15:25] <@Kotono> Yulia rubs her eyes, then shakes her head, "You k now what? I think Knight's right." She flutters up, "Say Adail, how about we go practice those healing spells some more!"
[15:25] * Adail points out where the tail took a bite from, "Then how do you explain that bite mark? I didn't touch it. Yulia didn't touch it. And Knight's claw leaves a completely different mark as it tears."
[15:25] <Knight> "You like to be tricksy, don't you, Adail?"
[15:25] <Knight> "You can have some, you know!"
[15:25] <Knight> "You don't need to lie, there's plenty to go around!"
[15:25] * Mari looks at the steak, examines it critically. "Rats? Really big rats? ...Non-Adail rats?"
[15:26] <Adail> "I don't eat meat, Knight." Adail reminds her.
[15:26] <Knight> "You don't? But it's so delicious."
[15:26] <Adail> "Not for me." Looking over at Yulia, he hesitates, "Ah...only if you're really intent on going. I'm not so sure it's safe to leave these two alone right now."
[15:27] <@Kotono> "It's fine, trust me!" Yulia chirps, flying over, "Hey listen, let's go! Now!"
[15:27] <Knight> "Oh, please! We're grown women, not little children that need looking after just because we have a few drinks!"
[15:27] * Adail shrugs and chuckles, "Very well then. I will relish the opportunity to say I Told You So when you sober up, then."
[15:28] <Adail> And with that, he sets down what he hadn't finished of his ice and heads off with Yulia.
[15:28] <@Kotono> OOC: #terrorofdunes, Adail.
[15:28] <Knight> "He didn't even finish his. Why do celestials even come to bars, then?" asks Knight, turning to Mari.
[15:28] <Mari> "Yeah! What Knight said, she's totally right! Except it was just one really REALLY special drink instead of a lotta drinks but heeey, where are you guys going? Well, fine, go be squares by yourselves!"
[15:29] <Mari> "I dunno, Knight. To try and save people from the evils of drinking?"
[15:30] <Knight> "It's only evil if you're a chronic alcoholic. The kind who never allows his trusted bodyguard to have a drink, even during the most debauched parties. No, you have to be solid and sober, all the time. Never getting to have any fun for yourself."
[15:30] <Mari> "I can tell you've had some harsh masters over the years, Knight. Now's the time to make up for it! Live it up!"
[15:31] <@Kotono> As you talk, someone approaches. It's the gnome, a bit burnt all over but otherwise intact. He eyes the two, close but not saying a single word.
[15:31] <Knight> "Then we'd better drink some more," she replies, standing up. "Hey, you, come and sit with us! I need to talk to someone here."
[15:32] * Mari spies the gnome. "Hey, what's up? Don't just stand there staring, say something!"
[15:34] <@Kotono> "Ah yes," Rubbing his hands together, "If I may, that little mouse there is named Adail, isn't he?"
[15:35] <Knight> "Yes, that's right. Adail, the White Nail Rook Balancer!"
[15:35] <Mari> "Yep, sure is. He's a superhero!"
[15:35] <Knight> "He killed a dragon with his bare hands!"
[15:35] <@Kotono> "Yes! Oh, HYDRODYNAMICS!" He cheers, "Excellent! I was hoping it was him, true fortune! Tell me, how is my armor serving him? Really? Did he use the armor to do it?"
[15:35] <Knight> "Oh! Oh, good heavens, no."
[15:36] <Mari> "Nah, Adail just jumped on his back and punched his head in!"
[15:36] <@Kotono> The gnome's features fall, "Why not?! It was a prototype masterpiece!"
[15:36] <Knight> "That armor was a truly amazing design. The heavens were so impressed with it that they purchased it from him!"
[15:36] <Knight> "Soon it will be used by all musteval!"
[15:36] <@Kotono> OOC: Make a bluff check?
[15:37] <Knight> roll 1d20+3 but it's halfway true!
[15:37] * Hatbot --> "Knight rolls 1d20+3 but it's halfway true! and gets 11." [1d20=8]
[15:38] <@Kotono> roll 1d20-1 He's not good at this at lesat.
[15:38] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20-1 He's not good at this at lesat. and gets 5." [1d20=6]
[15:39] <@Kotono> The gnome's face lights up, "Fantastic! Oh, oh, oh, even the prototype will be famous! Excellent, excellent, excellent!" The gnome takes a seat now, standing up, "This round is on me!" he hollers, a cheer following him from everyone. "To celebrate! Oh, with this and with my new flying machine that will be done soon, it'll revolutionize everything!"
[15:40] <Knight> "A flying machine? Tell me more. Perhaps we can test it for you!"
[15:41] <Mari> "YEah! We could use one of those. Knight's last one got shot down by a robot spider or something! Itwasa horse, not a machine, but yeah."
[15:42] <Knight> Knight stares at Mari, and tears begin to collect at her eyes. "It wasn't fair! I couldn't possibly have predicted that!"
[15:42] <@Kotono> The gnome sits right back down, as serving girls bring around 'drinks', including one for each of the three of you. "A robot spider?! Mechanus or another gnome?!"
[15:42] <Mari> "It's the Abyss, you can only predict it'll hurt!"
[15:43] <Knight> "But I didn't think it would hurt that much! Do you know how much Bell cost?!"
[15:43] <Mari> "Nonono, it was this thing a fat demon was riding, and it shots lasers out of its eyes."
[15:43] <Mari> "I don't!"
[15:45] <Knight> "Well... well he cost a lot!"
[15:45] <@Kotono> The gnome bows it's head, "At least he died well! A robot spider! Magnificent!"
[15:46] <Knight> "But it's a problem. I need a new steed! Without a good mount, how am I suppose to find any satisfaction in battle?"
[15:47] <@Kotono> "Well," Snapping his fingers, "I'll just build you one then!" The gnome says, "Absolutely! A steam powered horse, and once I perfect this flying machine, I can incorporate that and the armorwork into it!"
[15:47] * Knight reaches for her cube, and quickly ingests it. No sense leaving it to melt. "Really? You'd do that? For me?"
[15:48] <@Kotono> "If you're willing to pay for it, yes," He nods, "Metal and supplies don't come for free! Oh, by Reorx's beard, they don't." He sighs then, "If only they did!"
[15:48] <Mari> "That'd be great! Knight needs a new thingy to ride, and nobody else has a robot horse, right?" Mari downs her second drink in one go.
[15:49] <Knight> "It'd have to be a strong horse. In fact, it'd have to be the strongest horse."
[15:51] <@Kotono> It hits both of them quite hard, as strong mixed booze tends to. "I can do that!" he says, "I can do just that! How much money can you get together?"
[15:51] <Mari> "Iunno," Mari slurs. "How much d'ya need?"
[15:51] <Knight> "And it needs to be an all-terrain horse! Um... we're actually right in the middle of making some," she confides. "We're looking for a Slaad around here, have you seen any? Because once we do that, we should be pretty rich!"
[15:53] <@Kotono> "Can't say as I have," he answers, "But 25,000 is a good starting point. The more and the stronger I can make it!"
[15:53] <Knight> "Oh.. oh. That's a lot," replies Knight, crestfallen. "
[15:54] <Knight> "If it's really strong, though, I'd definately buy it," she adds. "I've got some good plans to make money! Just.. not much time right now... owww." Knight clutches her head!
[15:55] <Mari> "Knight, are you okay? You needta drink more, you're not used to it!"
[15:55] <Knight> "The angel voices are in my head, Mari!"
[15:56] <Mari> "What? What are you talking about? No angels here. 'cept the one Nik's putting the moves on!"
[15:56] <Knight> "It's the drink! It's from the heavens itself, and they find me... wanting."
[15:56] <@Kotono> "Well then," Nodding, "Get the money, I can wait a little bit! I have to do somet esting anyway," The gnome says, "I'm staying at the Silvered Barrel, room 304!"
[15:57] <Mari> "That's silly! They're not telling me nothing, and I'm a worse person than you are!"
[15:57] * Mari manages a belated wave to the gnome.
[15:57] <Knight> "You are not! I'm capable of much worse things!"
[15:57] <Mari> "Oh yeah?! Like what?"
[15:59] <Knight> "I'll salt the earth and turn it fallow for generations, if a nation crosses me!"
[16:01] <Mari> "'s okay, some of 'em deserve it. Not everyone's a horrible person just for being a soldier. I ran away when I was supposed to watching my siblings, though--that's defnitly worse!"
[16:02] <Knight> "Weren't you a powerless child? You'd have just died, too, and then who'd save your sister, huh? It's not like it's your fault like it is for me!"
[16:03] <@Kotono> The gnome looks to the two and takes this moment to slip well away.
[16:04] <Mari> "Doesn't matter, they were my responsibility! Everything's my fault! Who else's fault could it be! There's not enough fault to share it with someone else!"
[16:05] <Knight> "It's the fault of the bandits! We should destroy them utterly, so that they know not to mess with you!"
[16:06] <Mari> "I dunno who they even are, so I can't! I can blame me, though. Iunno, really, they coulda been anyone, I just ran away when I saw what was going down...Ami's in Baator now, maybe they were devils..."
[16:07] <Knight> "I used to get around in Baator," confides Knight. "I bet it wasn't devils who did the raid, would've been some humanoid idiot who sold her later. There's a... a... a paper trail of this stuff down there."
[16:09] <Mari> "Yeah...Yeah? Yeah. Then we find it..." Mari says, serious as she can be while blaringly intoxicated. "We find it and kill all of 'em."
[16:10] <Knight> "Whatever it takes. I'll go all the way with you, Mari."
[16:10] <Mari> "That's good. That's good, Knight. You can count on me to find all your crazy family, too. We jsut got outta the Abyss, we already did the worst part, right?"
[16:11] <Knight> "Nothing can be worse than the Abyss. We're ready to take on the multiverse!"
[16:12] <Mari> "Yeah!" Mari thumps the table. "Lookout, multiverse! Get ready to get your ass kicked arounda corner!"
[16:12] <Knight> "Bring it on, y'all outsiders and freaks!"
[16:14] <@Kotono> That gets a bit of attention, several bar patrons staring at the duo.
[16:14] * Mari stands up, glancing around the bar. "Whare--what're you all looking at?!"
[16:15] <Knight> "They're looking at two of the toughest women there are!" replies Knight, nodding emphatically.
[16:15] <Mari> "Damn right! Too godsmdamned right!"
[16:16] <@Kotono> The ultra hairy and burly man rises, glancing at his prim and proper companion, "No one is toughter than my gal, bitches!"
[16:16] <Mari> "Oh yeah? Prove it! She looks like she runs a gorcery shop or something! Brin git on, shopgirl!"
[16:17] * Nikkolai rapidly makes his way to their table. "KNIGHT! SIT YOURSELF DOWN THIS INSTANT!" Nikkolai hisses loudly.
[16:17] <Knight> "No, she looks like she's a princess or something. You know, the kind who needs rescuing all the time!" replies Knight. "Hey, Nikkolai! Come to join us? I know, angels are such bores, aren't they?"
[16:18] <@Kotono> The woman rises up, "Fine!" She snaps, as...OOC: Now you did it. Roll init you two.
[16:18] <Knight> roll 1d20+1 oh boy
[16:18] <@Kotono> OOC: Nikkolai, roll as well for reference.
[16:18] * Hatbot --> "Knight rolls 1d20+1 oh boy and gets 14." [1d20=13]
[16:18] <Mari> roll 1d20+9
[16:18] * Hatbot --> "Mari rolls 1d20+9 and gets 13." [1d20=4]
[16:18] <@Kotono> roll 1d20+6
[16:18] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+6 and gets 9." [1d20=3]
[16:18] <@Kotono> roll 1d20+3
[16:18] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+3 and gets 17." [1d20=14]
[16:18] <Nikkolai> roll 1d20+8+5, Please God, let me go first.
[16:18] * Hatbot --> "Nikkolai rolls 1d20+8+5, Please God, let me go first. and gets Error: Numeric values only." [1d20=7]
[16:18] <Nikkolai> roll 1d20+8+5
[16:18] * Hatbot --> "Nikkolai rolls 1d20+8+5 and gets 26." [1d20=13]
[16:19] * Kotono changes topic to 'Nikkolai(26)>Woman(17)>Knight(14)>Mari(13)>Man(9)'
[16:19] <@Kotono> OOC: Open.
[16:21] * Nikkolai turns to the two. "My deepest apologies. Normally, these two act their ages and are not quite so *rude*." Nikkolai glares at Knight and Mari. "Please, I beg you to dismiss these two rambling, drunken buffons from your minds. They wouldn't be much of a challenge to you, drunk as they are. And by way of an apology, I'll pay your bill myself." He bows low, hoping the two see reason!
[16:22] <Knight> "You traitorous dog!"
[16:22] * Adail is now known as Gate-sleeper
[16:22] <Mari> "Niiik, what are you doing? You're supposed to be getting your mack on! Go sit back down!"
[16:23] <Nikkolai> "Be *silent*" Nikkolai hisses from clenched teeth. "Cease your yammering before you get us all thrown out of town or *worse*!"
[16:23] <Knight> "I'll leave, but you're NOT buying them their drinks!"
[16:25] <Mari> "I dunno, buy me another drink and I'll think about it."
[16:25] * Gate-sleeper (~strikerul@c-98-210-201-139.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has left #dunes
[16:25] * Nikkolai whirls and actually ROARS, flames flickering from his mouth and his eyes. "ONE MORE WORD AND I'LL TOSS YOU OUT MYSELF! ONE. MORE. WORD!"
[16:30] <@Kotono> OOC: Make a diplo check, Nikkolai, regarding the others?
[16:31] <Nikkolai> roll 1d20+20 Diplo-skills, don't fail me now!
[16:31] * Hatbot --> "Nikkolai rolls 1d20+20 Diplo-skills, don't fail me now! and gets 37." [1d20=17]
[16:31] <@Kotono> The woman glares, "Control your uncultured..." she has a thick, strong accent, "Whores and bitches better, wizard. I will not refrain myself a second time."
[16:33] <Mari> "Hey, that's--what, which one of us is which? I never charged anybody any money! You know what that makes you, Knight?!"
[16:34] * Nikkolai replies sharply, "They are drunk and nothing more, woman. Show some culture and civility yourself. They were in the wrong, but that does not excuse you to be rude."
[16:34] <Knight> "I never charged anyone for my services! You and me, we're having us a duel, miss! You meet me above the city tomorrow, and we'll see who's 'restraining themselves!'" rages Knight, turning and storming out.
[16:34] <@Kotono> "Well," The man grins, "If she sells her sword, and it looks like she does, she probably sells her sheathe to any sword that passes by, either," He glares right back, shouting as KNight retreats.
[16:34] <@Kotono> "Fine!" The woman shouts, "Tomorrow, I'll humilitate you! You insolent little wench!"
[16:35] <Knight> "At least I'm not shacked up with a bear, you harlot!"
[16:35] <Mari> "'s totally not true," Mari points at the man. "Knight never goes with anybody. It's crazy! Knight, where are you going, there's more drinks...!" Mari stumbles out after Knight.
[16:35] <@Kotono> "HARLOT!?" She sputters, starting to storm forward, "NOW YOU JUST WAIT A MOMENT, YOU HUSSY!"
[16:36] <@Kotono> The big hairy man stomps forward as well, murder and mayhem written on his face!
[16:36] <Nikkolai> Nikkolai's eye simmer like coals. "Watch your mouths and cool your heels. You will have satisfaction tomorrow. Be patient and be....'cultured'." Nikk drawls insultingly.
[16:36] * Mari grabs Knight's arm. "Come on, let's go find some fun elsewhere. You can fight tomorrow!"
[16:36] <@Kotono> OOC: Try intimidation here, Nikkolai, since you're at least trying to break this up.
[16:37] <Knight> "It won't even be a fight," grumbles Knight, allowing Mari to drag her outside.
[16:37] <Nikkolai> roll 1d20+20
[16:37] * Hatbot --> "Nikkolai rolls 1d20+20 and gets 26." [1d20=6]
[16:37] <@Kotono> roll 1d20+15
[16:37] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+15 and gets 18." [1d20=3]
[16:37] <@Kotono> The woman stops, glaring daggers at Nikkolai, "Tomorrow," she declares.
[16:40] <Nikkolai> "Indeed." Nikkolai plunks down a handful of gold on their discarded table. "I do hope this is enough to cover your own food and drink. If it isn't....well." Without another word, he makes his way back over to Calariel's table.(more)
[16:41] <Nikkolai> "My apologies, Calariel. I'm afraid I must take care of my friends and find lodging for them. Perhaps you can direct me to an inn? The one you're staying in will suffice." Nikkolai tries on another smile.

[Carthrat]

[15:09] <@Kotono> The angel is absorbed in her reading. She is a vision of utter lovliness, skin flawless white. Her wings are wrapped about her, her breath forming little letters of harmony in celestial before misting away. She turns a page, not looking up at all.
[15:12] * Nikkolai clears his throat gently. "Excuse me, madam. I'm terribly sorry to bother you. I've not been able to sit down and read a good book for longer than I care to admit. Would you indulge me and share with me what you're reading?"
[15:12] * Nikkolai tries what he hopes is a charming smile.
[15:13] <@Kotono> OOC: Make diplo?
[15:13] <Nikkolai> roll 1d20+20 Charming Smile, ho?
[15:13] * Hatbot --> "Nikkolai rolls 1d20+20 Charming Smile, ho? and gets 34." [1d20=14]
[15:15] <@Kotono> The angel looks up, gently closing her book. "Ah." Her smile is breattaking, luminous blue eyes catching your own. "Perchance so." She puts the book down onto the table, "Sit and read a page or two, to see if it's to your fancy."
[15:17] * Nikkolai takes that as an invitation to be seated. "My thanks. My name is Nikkolai Dastron. It has indeed been far too long." He picks up the book and cradles it gently in his hands, opening the book to the very first page.
[15:19] <@Kotono> The angel smiles but does not speak. Nikkolai finds the words are in a gold script. He tries to read, but his eyes can't focus! The words are blindingly bright, making him avert his gaze! The angel gently closes the book, reaching out and taking it. "Few that are not of my kind can read these sacred words. I apologize, but I feel the simplest way to quench curiosity is to allow one to see it themself."
[15:19] <@Kotono> curiosity is to allow one to see it themself."
[15:21] * Nikkolai sighs, disappointed. "Alas. I had hoped that my dry spell of knowledge was over." Nikkolai leans his chin into one hand, folding the other on the table. "Sadly, travelling does not leave one with ample room to carry as many books as I would like. If I may be so bold, my lady, what is your name?"
[15:24] <@Kotono> "Calariel." She goes to put an arm around Nikkolai. She is very warm, smelling of...he isn't sure what. Vanilla and sunrises, backrubs and candy. "You come with sweet words, like a honeyed trap to lure flies. What lies past those words, human?"
[15:27] * Nikkolai grins. "Nothing more than a desire for an intelligent conversation and the opportunity to sit with a beautiful woman." He shrugs slightly and leans into the woman's arm, finding the first affectionate contact he's ever had aside from Granny Tam to be decidedly pleasant.
[15:29] <@Kotono> "Mmm-hmmm." Calariel holds Nikkolai closer. "It's very cold here, and coldness is often equated to lonliness. Left untouched, solitude can destroy the soul and open the gates to despair. Do you agree?"
[15:31] <Nikkolai> "If you are not strong enough to bear it, it is true." Nikkolai sobers for a moment, recalling things that he can not and will not forget. "But for those with the strength to bear it, solitude can be a powerful ally, in some ways."
[15:33] <@Kotono> "That is true. Holy hermits forsake all others to look as deep into their soul as they can." The angel smiles now, "I see you travel with a courre and musteval. Do you serve a particular realm of the heavens?"
[15:36] * Nikkolai shakes his head in the negative. "I'm afraid not. No realm nor master has inspired my allegiance. I had quite enough of that when I was a child." Nikkolai holds a palm out and gentle, crimson flames gather there. "I have not met anyone or anything that is worthy of my devotion. Until then, I serve myself and my friends." He gestures with his towards the table where his companions are seated.
[15:38] <@Kotono> "Loyalty to good friends can often be enough," Calariel murmurs, her hand going to support Nikkolai's from under it.
[15:40] <@Kotono> Calariel looks up at that call, shaking her head. Amid the din, "None for I."
[15:40] * Nikkolai raises an eyebrow, his face flushing slightly in embarrassent. No one had taught him of what to do when in this situation with a lady. The flames in his hand flared briefly in response to his flustered reaction. "I have found it to be enough...so far." He agrees. He gently extinguishes the flames with a curling of his fist.
[15:40] <@Kotono> Holding Nikkolai closer, "Aaah, I see." A little smile crosses her lips, "You are...untouched by a woman?"
[15:43] * Nikkolai is unable to control the full flush that creeps from his cheeks and down his neck to disappear under his clothing. "I---Miss Calariel---what!?" Nikkolai can barely articulate an answer.
[15:45] <@Kotono> "Ah, untouched." Chuckling as she pats Nikkolai's cheek, "There is no shame in it. Most angels are virginal, untouched by mortal or immortal hands."
[15:47] * Nikkolai gulps and tries to regain some of his composure. "If I may be so bold, might I ask the same of you? Has any man had the privilege of laying hands on you?" Nikkolai still blushes furiously, but at least his smile is ready and his voice is steady.
[15:49] <@Kotono> "Yes." Her smile is even more, "About 8,000 years ago, I fell in love with a mortal paladin I was to protect and serve. Our love grew in the fullness of time, and seven years after we met, we were wed." Her voice becomes faraway, Nikkolai almost able to see the memories he could not know, words so vivid as to shape his mind. "We lived a life together, from his most vital years until I cared for him in his dotage."
[15:49] <@Kotono> I cared for him in his dotage."
[15:52] * Nikkolai smiles wistfully. "Well, your husband was a lucky man. From what little I've seen in the planes, such love and devotion is rare amongst two people." Nikkolai thinks of the cube and the slaad, and shudders even as he adds. "And beings. He must have been a great man to earn your love."
[15:54] <@Kotono> "Yes. On his deathbed, valkyries came to take him before his mortal body passed." Her voice becomes far away, "He was to rise to the Heavens to serve Yola..." Her voice trails off now, a sad but triumphant smile, "Angels and mortals are not meant to be together. In exchange for his mortal life together, our immortal lives cannot cross. Such was Yola's decree."
[15:58] * Nikkolai tentatively pats her shoulder, taking care not to brush her wings lest he be considered rude. "I'm sorry that it was so. Do you regret falling in love with him? Eternity is a very long time to be without the one you love."
[15:59] <@Kotono> "I do not. Our love is a beautiful thing." She gently parts away from Nikkolai, "But that is why I can be nothing more but a passing memory to you."
[16:09] <Nikkolai> Nikkolai's smile falters and he brings his hands to his lap where they're clenched tightly. "Memories are powerful things, Calariel. I have been alone for so long and tried to convince myself that solitude is all that I need to sustain me." Nikkolai looks her in the eye. "But I'm coming to find that I am not as strong as I wish I were. Would you deny a man a memory of joy and light, in a life that has been spent in sorrow and shadow
[16:10] <Nikkolai> "But I'm coming to find that I am not as strong as I wish I were. Would you deny a man a memory of joy and light, in a life that has been spent in sorrow and shadows?"
[16:10] <@Kotono> OOC: Make diplo, +2?
[16:10] <Nikkolai> roll 1d20+22 I'm such a morbid guy
[16:10] * Hatbot --> "Nikkolai rolls 1d20+22 I'm such a morbid guy and gets 30." [1d20=8]
[16:13] <@Kotono> Calariel starts to smile, but glances past Nikkolai and frowns. "Your friends are...rowdy now. Drunken. Before we continue this conversation, perhaps we should ensure they don't start trouble? Then we can talk abut this at length?"
[16:15] <Nikkolai> "Of course." A serious scowl steals its way over his face as he looks over his shoulder at Mari and Knight. "Please excuse me. I'll be back in a moment."

[Carthrat]

[15:30] <@Kotono> Once outside, Yulia looks right to Adail, "What's going on? I mean, you saw that too, right? I mean...Mari drank that potion and she wanted to ravish me and then Kamvakua was there and then this and a tail and I just don't know!"
[15:31] * Adail sighs, "That potion was a Yugoloth Fertility Potion, was it not? That is what the man who did the identifications for us said?"
[15:32] <@Kotono> "That's why I'mw orried, and now her tail did this and and and and...!" Yulia spins around, wobbling. "And it just doesn't stop! Knight got me mixed up with some strange coin man back in the last town and now the cube and...am I going insane?"
[15:34] <Adail> "You're still with us, aren't you?" Adail asks with a half smile. Then he pats Yulia on the shoulder and shakes his head, "Welcome to the adventuring life, Yulia. Nobody sane does this. Knight, Mari, Nik, even Kam and myself. We all have...well, issues, of one sort or another."(more)
[15:35] <Adail> "Insane things happen, and we deal with them. Before long even the completely rediculous becomes common place. We simply get used to the bizzare things that horrify most normal folk."
[15:36] <@Kotono> Yulia whimpers, "But I just want to help them! Look at the Abyss and all it hurt them, and and and...now her tail and..." Sniffling a little bit and wiping her nose, "We can help them, right?"
[15:37] <Adail> "Perhaps. But only so much as they let us. And...even we are not perfect."
[15:38] <@Kotono> "Well, we need to do something! What about Mari's tail or that cube?!"
[15:40] <Adail> "Mari's tail..." he sighs, "first we will need to convince her that it IS in fact a problem, and a threat. Once she wants to be rid of it, we'll have to seek out someone who knows more about these things then we do. Perhaps Tam if we ever go back her way."
[15:41] <@Kotono> "Okay. Who's Tam? She's been mentioned a few times I think, but..."
[15:43] <Adail> "Tam, or Granny Tam," Adail explains, "is a shapeshifting mage of a fair amount of power and a greater amount of wisdom that we aided and were aided by while on Earth. She is an ally of the Upper Realms without question, at the very least."
[15:46] <@Kotono> "Aaaah. Okay, okay." Taking a heavy breath out, "I get that then."
[15:49] <Adail> "As for the Cube..." Adail is forced to shrug, "I have no idea what to do there. Mechanus is hard to deny, that's why they are called Inevitables."
[15:50] <@Kotono> "I'm worried." Yulia says, "I thinkw e should do somethign while they're getting drunka nd hitting on angels!"
[15:50] <Adail> "Such as?"
[15:51] <@Kotono> "Ask around about that slaad, or maybe try and find someone who can help with that tale or something?" Yulia says.
[15:52] <Adail> "More productive to look for the slaad." Adail decides. "The tail will have to wait until we can speak to Mari while she's actually in control of her senses."
[15:52] <@Kotono> "Then let's ask around!" Yulia nods, "We can find the information, right? We can just do what Nikkolai normally does, only without hitting on women, right?"
[15:54] <Adail> "Heh. His skill is not ours, we should look in a different fashion. Best to think this through logically. If a slaad came into town, undisguised, the local authorities would have taken notice as they are noted troublemakers. So we find whoever is in charge of law enforcement and ask them."
[15:55] * Adail begins looking around for any city guards or other types like that to ask a few questions of.
[15:57] <Adail> roll 1d20+1 GI assistance is go
[15:57] * Hatbot --> "Adail rolls 1d20+1 GI assistance is go and gets 12." [1d20=11]
[15:57] <@Kotono> roll 1d20+7
[15:57] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+7 and gets 15." [1d20=8]
[15:58] <@Kotono> You spend a good hour talking around. Eventually the paired celestials come to a bored town guard, an air elemental carrying a spear. It slumps in the air, making exaggerated yawns. "Hm, Vandala?"
[16:01] <@Kotono> "Right," Yulia nods, "Slaad, gray? Know him?"
[16:03] <@Kotono> OOC: Oh, sorry, my fault. Then carryon.
[16:04] * Adail nods, "Indeed. It would be most helpful if you could help us in finding him, sir."
[16:05] <@Kotono> "Funny, you're the second one to ask about him in the past hour." Yawning and leaning on it's spear, "Anyway, he raised a big ruckus and had this slime cube following it like a lovesick puppy. Damnest thing I've ever seen. Then he comes back around two days ago trying to sneak in."
[16:06] <@Kotono> "Uh oh," Yulia glances at Adail, "Guess they're looking for him too?"
[16:07] * Adail looks over at Yulia, "I...see. Almost sounds like he was trying to get away from the cube. And if by they you mean the Inevitables, I'm sure you're right."
[16:08] <@Kotono> "Don't know about that," The elemental shrugs, it's winds whirling cold, "Anyway, I don't think anyone tried to lynch it since it was alone this time. I'd guess it's probably around town somewhere."
[16:11] * Adail sighs, "This could take awhile. Could you recommend anyone reliable to ask about such things? Perhaps if there is any sort of corrier or messenger service in town, or anyone else who moves around the town alot? I'm sorry to be a bother, but it's fairly important that we find him."
[16:12] <@Kotono> "Eh, sure. I get paid either way. Go to the Coldwind Messenger Service. It's a four story tower two crystals down," He gestures vaguely, "They'll probably know if you sweet talk 'em or bribe with a bottle of something good and frozen."
[16:15] * Adail nods, "Thank you for your time, sir." Then he heads in the direction the elemental guestured!
[16:17] <@Kotono> Thus you hurry along! It takes about 15 minutes to find the Coldwind Messenger Service. A big sing atop the tower's doors advertise it, a gusting wind with a scroll advertising it.
[16:19] * Adail nods, "Well, here we are. Let's hope they're in the mood to talk, hmm?"
[16:21] <Adail> Then he stops and asks Yulia, "Should we try and get something to bribe them with first, now that I think of it? The guardsman insinuated that one would be nessesary..."