Loot thread 2: Let's outdo Waukeen's treasury this time!

[Anastasia]

Sylvie adds the plain iron ring to her post.

[Anastasia]

These claims are premature, they assume nothing horrible happens to Josa between now and returning to Balmuria.

Josa motions that the alchemical items go into the closet.

[Merc]

Whurric would defer on items to the people that went, obviously, but as for things Whurric would show interest in if asked:
-Belt of Giant's Strength+2: 4,000 marks
-Cask of dwarven spirits from Dwarfhome: 200 marks
-Liquor made of distilled troll's blood, honey and peaches: 100 marks
-Clockwork figurine, of a spear carrying angel on the charge: 35 marks
-Hourglass decorated with gold accents: 33 marks
-Book of the scriptures and tactics of the Red Knight: 15 marks
-Hemp Rope: 1 mark

[Yuthirin]

Orval would be happy to split the cask with anyone who wants it.

[Yuthirin]

Okay, I got bored and started doing some tedious math. The result?

All loot totaled up to 22,751 marks.

This does not include the dragon's notes and letters to another dragon, it does not include the note worth 300 marks in the Abyss, and it does not include the value of the +Con potion. The potion will likely be used.

The coinage totaled up to 7,298 marks, 4 silver.

This is all calculated before any claims of loot have been made.

Current loot claimed:

Whurric
-Belt of Giant's Strength+2: 4,000 marks
-Cask of dwarven spirits from Dwarfhome: 200 marks
-Liquor made of distilled troll's blood, honey and peaches: 100 marks
-Clockwork figurine, of a spear carrying angel on the charge: 35 marks
-Hourglass decorated with gold accents: 33 marks
-Book of the scriptures and tactics of the Red Knight: 15 marks
-Hemp Rope: 1 mark

Janson
-Dice set made of carved amethyst: 481 marks.
-Large statue of Tiamat, carved of solid stone and encrusted in salt: 800 marks.
-Set of ten cut crystal shot glasses: 255 marks.
-Clockwork figurine, of a spear carrying angel on the charge: 35 marks.
-A lewd painting of Sune, Hanali Cenaril and a whole lot of nymphs: 100 marks.
-Book of eladrin poetry, reflecting on freedom and love: 200 marks.
-A set of fancy silverware: 50 marks.
-Noble's Outfit: 75 marks.
-Fancy Bicorne: 50 marks.

Sylvie
-Elysian Silk opera gloves: 150 marks.
-Book of the scriptures and tactics of the Red Knight: 15 marks.
-A fiery treatise on why homosexuality is destroying elven birth rates and thus the entire race: 10 marks.
-A puzzle-book revolving around Mechanus styled logic: 25 marks.
-Plain iron ring with the brand of house Roth of Kelara: 5 marks.
-Masterwork Flute: 100 marks.

Orval
-Cask of dwarven spirits from Dwarfhome: 200 marks.
-Sheaf of papers detailing obscure arcane theories: 85 marks.
-Backpack stuffed with crystals of all color and types: 380 marks.
-Collection of 12 books of erotic dwarven blacksmithing poetry: 247 marks.

Not counting any duplicate claims, this is a total deduction of 7,397 marks.

The remaining total value of loot, not counting coinage, is 15,354 marks.

[Anastasia]

As a note, you guys have a couple of duplicates in your claims. The booze is probably no big since you're sharing it and the costs can be split. The clockwork angel is more of a problem, unless you intend to go all Solomon on it.

[Ebiris]

Whurric did say he'd defer to people who went in the case of any doubles.

I don't really mind Neve getting the potion of con and that counting as her share entirely since it's worth more than all the other loot combined and would take a long time to pay off, just so long as this doesn't become a thing with people expecting stat boosters for free when we're raking in tons of loot of which they only make up a minor proportion later on.

I say we go with Josa's suggestion of sticking potions and alchemic consumables in the supply closet for later use.

Total of all loot not counting Dragon's Blood Potion, Abyssal letter of credit, and Potion of Remove Fear, Oil of Bless Weapon, Potion of Cure Light Wounds, Potion of Jump, 1 jar of goblin's fire, 8 sunrods, 2 flasks of acid, 1 flask of atramen oil, 1 dose of black adder venom comes to 29,413.4gp.

Split that 8 ways between Janson, Aaeru, Orval, Sylvie, Josa, Whurric, Yuria, Neveril gives each partner of Whimsical Sweets 3,676.66gp

Janson gets:

Dice set made of carved amethyst: 481 marks.
Large statue of Tiamat, carved of solid stone and encrusted in salt: 800 marks.
Set of ten cut crystal shot glasses: 255 marks.
Clockwork figurine, of a spear carrying angel on the charge: 35 marks.
A lewd painting of Sune, Hanali Cenaril and a whole lot of nymphs: 100 marks.
Book of eladrin poetry, reflecting on freedom and love: 200 marks.
A set of fancy silverware: 50 marks.
Noble's Outfit: 75 marks.
Fancy Bicorne: 50 marks.
1,660.66 marks

Aaeru's favourite charity gets:

3,676.66 marks

Orval gets:

Cask of dwarven spirits from Dwarfhome: 200 marks.
Sheaf of papers detailing obscure arcane theories: 85 marks.
Backpack stuffed with crystals of all color and types: 380 marks.
Collection of 12 books of erotic dwarven blacksmithing poetry: 247 marks.
2764.66 marks

Sylvie gets:

Elysian Silk opera gloves: 150 marks.
Book of the scriptures and tactics of the Red Knight: 15 marks.
A fiery treatise on why homosexuality is destroying elven birth rates and thus the entire race: 10 marks.
A puzzle-book revolving around Mechanus styled logic: 25 marks.
Plain iron ring with the brand of house Roth of Kelara: 5 marks.
Masterwork Flute: 100 marks.
3,371.66 marks

Whurric gets:

Belt of Giant's Strength+2: 4,000 marks
Liquor made of distilled troll's blood, honey and peaches: 100 marks
Hourglass decorated with gold accents: 33 marks
Hemp Rope: 1 mark
And must offer up 457.34 marks to split among everyone else since he went over budget.

Neveril gets:

Dragon's Elixir: This powerful potion grants a +1 bonus to constitution.
And a chance to count her blessings because holy shit that's worth almost as much as everyone else is getting combined.

Josa and Yuria get:

3,676.66 marks

Any objections? I would also suggest putting the Abyssal letter of credit into the supply closet in case we ever end up going to the Abyss. I'd feel more comfortable if someone carried it around all the time since we might get dumped there without any warning like we did with Hell.

[Merc]

The red knight book is listed twice for me and Sylvie as well, so Sylvie gets it. Whurric will just borrow it once she's done reading it, or something.

[Ebiris]

Edited to reflect that, thought I'd caught everything.

[Corwin]

Minor correction, Eb. If Neve gets the potion of Con, then the rest of the loot is divided seven ways, excluding her, surely? 29k/7people?

[Ebiris]

Now that's actually a big deal, thank you Cor.

Whurric did say he'd defer to people who went in the case of any doubles.

I don't really mind Neve getting the potion of con and that counting as her share entirely since it's worth more than all the other loot combined and would take a long time to pay off, just so long as this doesn't become a thing with people expecting stat boosters for free when we're raking in tons of loot of which they only make up a minor proportion later on.

I say we go with Josa's suggestion of sticking potions and alchemic consumables in the supply closet for later use.

Total of all loot not counting Dragon's Blood Potion, Abyssal letter of credit, and Potion of Remove Fear, Oil of Bless Weapon, Potion of Cure Light Wounds, Potion of Jump, 1 jar of goblin's fire, 8 sunrods, 2 flasks of acid, 1 flask of atramen oil, 1 dose of black adder venom comes to 29,413.4gp.

Split that 7 ways between Janson, Aaeru, Orval, Sylvie, Josa, Whurric, Yuria, Neveril gives each partner of Whimsical Sweets 4,201.9gp

Janson gets:

Dice set made of carved amethyst: 481 marks.
Large statue of Tiamat, carved of solid stone and encrusted in salt: 800 marks.
Set of ten cut crystal shot glasses: 255 marks.
Clockwork figurine, of a spear carrying angel on the charge: 35 marks.
A lewd painting of Sune, Hanali Cenaril and a whole lot of nymphs: 100 marks.
Book of eladrin poetry, reflecting on freedom and love: 200 marks.
A set of fancy silverware: 50 marks.
Noble's Outfit: 75 marks.
Fancy Bicorne: 50 marks.
2,155.9 marks

Aaeru's favourite charity gets:

4,201.9 marks

Orval gets:

Cask of dwarven spirits from Dwarfhome: 200 marks.
Sheaf of papers detailing obscure arcane theories: 85 marks.
Backpack stuffed with crystals of all color and types: 380 marks.
Collection of 12 books of erotic dwarven blacksmithing poetry: 247 marks.
3,289.9 marks

Sylvie gets:

Elysian Silk opera gloves: 150 marks.
Book of the scriptures and tactics of the Red Knight: 15 marks.
A fiery treatise on why homosexuality is destroying elven birth rates and thus the entire race: 10 marks.
A puzzle-book revolving around Mechanus styled logic: 25 marks.
Plain iron ring with the brand of house Roth of Kelara: 5 marks.
Masterwork Flute: 100 marks.
3,896.9 marks

Whurric gets:

Belt of Giant's Strength+2: 4,000 marks
Liquor made of distilled troll's blood, honey and peaches: 100 marks
Hourglass decorated with gold accents: 33 marks
Hemp Rope: 1 mark
67.9 marks

Neveril gets:

Dragon's Elixir: This powerful potion grants a +1 bonus to constitution.
And a chance to count her blessings because holy shit that's worth almost as much as everyone else is getting combined.

Josa and Yuria get:

4,201.9 marks

[Corwin]

If Josa isn't buying the huge sword here's a vote to have him make candy art replica of it to display proudly at our shop!

Also, I hereby volunteer to carry around a candy staff to beat bad people with. Just think of the free advertisement, Josa~

[Anastasia]

Josa will buy it, yeah.

[Anastasia]

Adjusted Sylvie and Neveril's sheets. I'll do Josa and Yuria's sheets once they return with Whurric.

[Anastasia]

Sylvie spends 600 marks to add the following to her spellbook: Darkvision, Locate Object, See Invisibility.