Quote submissions.

[eternaleye]

With permission:
<Pax_Empyrean> I'm like the Cognitive Dissonance Fairy, waving my Magic Wand of Logical Argument Supported by Credible Sources to make people realize that their claims cannot all be true simultaneously.

By the way, "What color are the clouds in your world?" is a terrible captcha. I know you probably expect white, but I live in Seattle, dammit.

[Iron Dragoon]

<Kotono> Quick straw poll.
<Muirfinn> I prefer yellow straw.
<Kotono> Oh fuck you, Mr. yellow straw. White straw all the way.
<Muirfinn> WHITE STRAW?
<Muirfinn> THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!
* Muirfinn was kicked by Kotono (FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!)
* Muirfinn (~Yuthirin@c-71-57-26-119.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #elysium
<Kotono> I'll cut you! O_O
<Muirfinn> Bring it!
* Kotono throws Eb at Muirfinn!
<Muirfinn> Gah!
* Muirfinn ducks!

[Brian]

Keepin' it classy, I see.

[Brian]

Adrian Tymes: "You impugn the competence necessary to send in a box top."

[Brian]

* Quits: Ragnar (~Ragnar@pool-108-28-68-220.washdc.fios.verizon.net) (Quit: Swilling the planters with bumbo since 1772.)
* Joins: Ginrai (~path@cpe-67-247-47-99.nyc.res.rr.com)
* FujiOhki gasps.
<FujiOhki> Ragnar quits.  Ginrai joins.
* FujiOhki tears off Ginrai's mask!
* Joins: Ragnar (~Ragnar@pool-108-28-68-220.washdc.fios.verizon.net)
<Music-chan> Okay, now that's funny

:3

[Brian]

We could use some Kang quotes:

"Well, it's much like the dilemma of the centipede. If he relaxes and lets things happen, he can walk naturally all day long, his hundred legs not missing a step. But, if he thinks too hard about the complexity of what he's doing, those legs might crash into the teahouse and kill everyone. A valuable lesson."

"Next time I hide something, I'm packing explosives around it. Explosives shaped like silver bananas! Stops thieves, monkeys and monkey thieves in one fell swoop."

[Brian]

Thanks to Iddy:

SR's brilliant strategists at work: "Then, shoot two companies around the swamp to adventure land, and four towards tomorrow land. Once tomorrow land is secured...."

[Brian]

"This is a very sunny day."

[Dracos]

So sunny.

[Brian]

While on the subject:

"No one mourns the wicked."


< Kuyou> I'm probably the biggest misanthrope I know.
< Kuyou> But then, that logically follows.
* KLSymph suddenly realizes that he doesn't know what happened with Saddam Hussein, so he looks it up.
< KLSymph> 'Kay, he's dead.
< Kuyou> I meant personally, KL. >_>
< Kuyou> Biggest misanthrope I know _personally_.

[Brian]

< Pax_Empyrean> I have a dream that one day, men will be punched in the face not for the color of their skin, but for the awful content of their character.

[Dracos]

Quotes updated.

Some of your favorites may have made it.

Some might not.

ONLY BY CONSTANT READING OF THE SITE WILL YOU EVER KNOW.

That is all.

[Brian]

Welcome to the Karma Cafe. There are no menus. You get served what you deserve.

[Brian]

Mildly paraphrased:

< Pax_Empyrean> "A curse upon thee; may you step on a Lego."

[Brian]

<@Kuyou> Stupid chemical brain.  Stupid hurt feelings.  As soon as I get uploaded, that's the first thing to go!