Loot thread 3: Booty, broads and booze!

[Yuthirin]

I won't worry about the Aurora fund,

Yeah, gotta keep track for all those starving orphans we don't have.

I kid, I kid.

[Anastasia]

Treasure from the giants. You can assume Adrian informs you of this offscreen, feel free to divvy things up and claim anything. He'll suggest the unholy avenger be kept for a possible purification quest or destroyed.

Various mundane and unremarkable magical equipment: 68,000 gold.
Huge longsword, unholy avenger. 60,000 gold.
Pearl of Power, 5th. 36,000 gold.

[Anastasia]

Placeholder for demon battle loot. This will be filled out later.

[Anastasia]

Demon treasure. As demon treasure it's a hodge-podge of random weapons and armor.

Judgment Lash: Whip+5. Is treated as a dread weapon (+4 enhancement/+4d6 damage) versus mortal creatures that are chaotic evil. 120,000 gold.
Scimitar+2, unholy. 18,000 gold.
Dryad's Sorrow: Greataxe+3. Deals triple damage versus trees, wood and creatures made of wood. Said to be inhabited by the soul of a tormented dryad. The holder can occasionally hear faraway sobbing or screams. 38,000 gold.
Heavy Steel Shield+1. Ice cold to the touch. 1,000 gold.
Tears: Dagger+2, desiccating and anarchic. The dessication damage targets the eyes of the creature; three successful wounds with this dagger in the same encounter against a creature require a DC 24 Fortitude save or be blinded (as if by blindness/deafness). 97,500 gold.
Greatclub+1, unholy and impact. Looks to be a metal-covered bone from a giant beast. 32,000 gold.
Sword of the Skillful: Large bastard sword+3. When this sword is used to kill a sentient creature (int 3 or higher), it grants a +10 competence bonus to all skill checks for 1 minute.  24,000 gold.
Masterwork Bardiche. Whatever enchantment was on it seems to have ceased. 300 gold.
Chainmail+4, grants fire resistance 20. Reinforced with the fossilized teeth of a salamander. 20,000 gold.
Tiara of the Lost Princess: Grants a +4 enhancement bonus to Charisma. Allows the use of command 3 times per day as a spell like ability, caster level 10th. 25,000 gold.
Huge glassteel Longsword+1, unholy. Fills with blood and turns red when it wounds a creature. This has no other effect and may be a partially completed enchantment like bloodfeeding. 18,500 gold.
Fullplate armor+1, anarchic. How a weapon enhancement is on this armor is not clear nor is it clear how it functions.  1,000 gold(?)
Riot of Iron: Abyssal Bloodiron Longspear+3, keen. 44,000 gold.
Blinker: Darksteel javelin+5, celestial bane. Throws copies of itself that fade away 1 round later, so it can be used indefinitely. 140,000 gold.
Battleaxe of Holding+2. Functions as a bag of holding iv via slashing the air to open up holes to the dimensional space. 25,000 gold.

[Yuthirin]

Muirfinn is tremendously offended by Dryad's Sorrow. He wants it destroyed or purified immediately, whatever is necessary to either free the soul within or ease its suffering.

Muirfinn is interested in the Judgement Lash, if only for the reason that it's presence in the stash is surprising. He wonders if a previous owner still exists.

[Anastasia]

Muirfinn is tremendously offended by Dryad's Sorrow. He wants it destroyed or purified immediately, whatever is necessary to either free the soul within or ease its suffering.

Okay. Make an K:N check and an K:A check here. You can ask someone else to make the checks if you wish.

Muirfinn is interested in the Judgement Lash, if only for the reason that it's presence in the stash is surprising. He wonders if a previous owner still exists.

That nalfeshnee had it. It's worth noting that one role nalfeshnee fill is as judges to the souls of chaotic evil mortals. Having a weapon that torments them makes sense in light of that.

If that's all you want, tally up what you're selling and get a grand total.

[Yuthirin]

* Hatbot --> "Yuthikins rolls 1d20+35 K:N hatebort and gets 46." [1d20=11]

Let's have Sylvie do the K:A check.

[Anastasia]

Base is +53. She'll toss in inspiration for another +21. +74. Floating feat goes into skill focus for +3 more. +77. Lore of the Gods for +10 more. +87. Aurora's library for +15 and a grand total of +102. I could probably wring out some more points, but this is absurdly overkill already.

> roll 1d20+102 Hatbot
* Hatbot --> "Kowork rolls 1d20+102 Hatbot and gets 107." [1d20=5]

The soul of the dryad has been woven into the steel of the axe. Destroying the axe will fail; it will cause unfathomable torment to the dryad as the axe reassembles around her soul. A wish or miracle spell will be sufficient to free the dryad's soul, which will also destroy the axe. The dryad's spirit will return to the Cycle and Yggdrasil from there. A dispel evil before casting wish or miracle will ensure the dryad feels no final pain as her torment is undone.

[Yuthirin]

That'll work. Let's do that next time we're on the Aurora.

[Anastasia]

Okay, we'll do that IC. Remind me. What about the rest of the loot? What are you selling, keeping and scraping/putting up for purification?

[Yuthirin]

Let's have a closer look at that full plate.

Everything else can either be distributed, sold, or destroyed.

[Anastasia]

I'll sort through that in a few days. Still in headcold hell right now.

[Anastasia]

Muirfinn claims the whip, add it to your sheet. Dryad's Sorrow is put aside for now. Other unholy/accursed gear is put away for possible purification or destruction at a later date. This includes blinker, which is celestial bane. If you want to sell that one after all, say so and I'll recalculate. That leaves the following.

Fullplate armor+1, anarchic. How a weapon enhancement is on this armor is not clear nor is it clear how it functions.  1,000 gold(?)

How do you want to go about analyzing this?

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Heavy Steel Shield+1. Ice cold to the touch. 1,000 gold.
Tears: Dagger+2, desiccating and anarchic. The dessication damage targets the eyes of the creature; three successful wounds with this dagger in the same encounter against a creature require a DC 24 Fortitude save or be blinded (as if by blindness/deafness). 97,500 gold.
Sword of the Skillful: Large bastard sword+3. When this sword is used to kill a sentient creature (int 3 or higher), it grants a +10 competence bonus to all skill checks for 1 minute.  24,000 gold.
Masterwork Bardiche. Whatever enchantment was on it seems to have ceased. 300 gold.
Chainmail+4, grants fire resistance 20. Reinforced with the fossilized teeth of a salamander. 20,000 gold.
Tiara of the Lost Princess: Grants a +4 enhancement bonus to Charisma. Allows the use of command 3 times per day as a spell like ability, caster level 10th. 25,000 gold.
Riot of Iron: Abyssal Bloodiron Longspear+3, keen. 44,000 gold.
Battleaxe of Holding+2. Functions as a bag of holding iv via slashing the air to open up holes to the dimensional space. 25,000 gold.

That's a total of 236800 gold, or 118400 gold each. Antenora will use hers on various charitable and religious organizations. Muirfinn, if you want to purchase anything, you can have done so while you were back at Aurora. Otherwise, just add the money to your sheet for now.

[Yuthirin]

Wait wait! I wasn't interested in the whip THAT way. I don't want it. I just wanted to know why they had it. It can be sold unless soneone else wants it.

The armor will probably require study and at least one person with mastery of the arcane. Sooooooo Tepen.

I'll need to look into what I want to do with the money. Hm.

[Anastasia]

Okay. You have two choices here.

You can sell it, which is a net of +60k to Murifinn and Antenora each. Alternately, Canderella thinks she can use it as a bargaining chip with certain entities for goodies. This would open up a side quest if you're interested. Your call.