Loot thread 3: Booty, broads and booze!

[Iron Dragoon]

Sure, that's fine. I'm open to other suggestions, too.

[Anastasia]

Okay. We'll sort that out when Ithea joins up.

[Merc]

Don't have any immediate suggestions. That was just a quick easy way to improve your character once we meet up. I'm not familiar enough with Lief to suggest other upgrades besides the simple weapons/armor/saves bonuses.

[Merc]

Did I say quick and easy? I think I was mistaken. Holy crap so many numbers went up and needed to be updated...

[Anastasia]

Yeah, it happens. Stat boosts are worth it, but those damn belts are KABLOOEY.

[Yuthirin]

HAMSTER HUEY AND THE GOOEY KABLOOEY?

[Yuthirin]

-4k gold

[Iron Dragoon]

-1 Scroll of Greater Dispel!

[Ebiris]

Seeing the gauntlet thrown her way in the form of the golem destroying hellfire engine, Afina picked that gauntlet right up and threw it back! Never mind that it would be more efficient to just trap it in prismatic walls and drop icebergs on it, the people demand to see golem deathmatches!

This is the same Sunnis-touched ironwyrm golem currently assigned to the mage army, however she generously makes it available to Muirfinn, Lief, and Ithea for use in their adventures.

Please use power attack without restraint, although for optimum hellfire engine destruction she recommends both bless weapon and some sort of weapon boosting spell to bump its attacks up to epic. Sadly enchanting all of its weapons directly wasn't in the budget.

Construct 33//Fighter 33
Large Construct
Hit Dice: 33d10+33+66 (429hp)
Initiative: +3
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
AC: 52 (–1 size, –1 Dex, +42 natural, +2 weapon supremacy), touch 10, flat-footed 52
Base Attack/CMB/CMD: +33/+65/64
Attack: Bite +65 melee (2d10+24)
Full Attack: Bite +65 melee (2d10+24) and 2 claws +65/+60 melee (3d8+14) and 2 wings +65 melee (2d6+14) and tail slap +65 melee (2d8+34)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Breath weapon
Special Qualities: Construct traits, damage reduction 15/epic and adamantine, immunity to magic, immunity to rust, fast healing 10, epic construct
Saves: Fort +17, Ref +11, Will +11
Abilities: Str 51, Dex 8, Con —, Int 14, Wis 13, Cha 19
Skills:
Feats: Improved sunder(B), toughness(B), improved initiative, weapon focus (bite)(F1), weapon focus (claw)(F2), power attack, weapon focus (wing)(F4), improved natural attack (claws), weapon focus (tail)(F6), weapon specialisation (bite)(F8), multiattack, weapon specialisation (claw)(F10), improved multiattack, weapon specialisation (wing)(F12), weapon specialisation (tail)(F14), rapidstrike (claws), melee weapon mastery (bludgeoning)(F16), weapon supremacy (slashing), melee weapon mastery (slashing)(F18), weapon supremacy (bludgeoning)(F20)
Epic Feats: Epic toughness(B), penetrate damage reduction (silver), penetrate damage reduction (adamantine)(EF22), epic prowess, epic prowess(EF24), epic prowess, epic prowess(EF26), epic prowess(EF28), epic prowess, epic prowess(EF30), epic prowess(EF32), epic prowess

Racial powers

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Breath Weapon (Su): 60-ft. cone, every 1d4 rounds, 20d10 fire, Reflex DC 30 half.
Immunity to Magic (Ex):An ironwyrm golem is immune to all spells, spell-like abilities, and supernatural effects, except as follows. A cold effect slows it (as the slow spell) for 3 rounds, with no saving throw. A fire effect breaks any slow effect on the golem and cures 1 point of damage for each 3 points of damage it would otherwise deal. For example, an ironwyrm golem hit by a delayed blast fireball cast by a 15th-level wizard that would normally deal 52 points of damage instead gains back 17 hit points. The golem gets no saving throw against fire effects.
Immunity to Rust (Ex): An ironwyrm golem is immune to rust attacks, whether magical or not.

[Anastasia]

Oh fuck, steampixie works strike again.

[Yuthirin]

Ebiris is both a gentleman and a scholar.

[Anastasia]

Treasure from the Elsian Grounds

Headless zombie's armor

[Iron Dragoon]

-1 scroll of Mass Heal.

[Yuthirin]

Replacing that scroll of Tsunami, -2206g

[Anastasia]

So were you all going to get that armor appraised?