The Manic Hate Ball....

[Brian]

Better than cleverbot.

Sometimes.


(This is a 'best of hatbot' thread:)

<Zeph> Hatbot, why am I #E's whipping boy?
<+Hatbot> Why not?

And from last night:

<Kuyou> Hatbot, should I work on writing the next chapter of K:BDH right away?
<+Hatbot> You're not nearly drunk enough for that, Kuyou.
<Kuyou> So true.

[Brian]

<@Kotono> Hatbot, should I write up a Catgirl Bloodline feat?
<+Hatbot> Only if there's something in it for me.
<@Kotono> Well, you can make kitty jokes at Ithea, Hatbot.
<+Hatbot> Hmm? Sorry, I was imagining Cidward and Laggy. In bed. Playing Scrabble.
<Fujisawa> Hatbot, will you always max rolls made by Catgirl Bloodline characters?
<+Hatbot> Most certainly, Fujisawa.
<@Kotono> Hatbot, were they catgirls when you imagined them?
<+Hatbot> Not yet, now stop asking!
<@Kotono> I seeee.
<Fujisawa> Transformation fetish, Hatbot?
<+Hatbot> Without a doubt, Fujisawa.
<Fujisawa> Daaaaaaamn.
<Fujisawa> Well, I give you points for honesty.
<@Kotono> Yes.
<@Kotono> Hatbot, who do you want to transform?
<+Hatbot> And we spin the bottle, and it lands on... Laggy, Kotono. Now pucker up.
<@Kotono> ...
<@Kotono> I seeee.
<@Kotono> Hatbot, what do you want to turn Laggy into?
<+Hatbot> I can give you an answer, but I don't think you really understand the question, Kotono.


Sometimes, I wish Hatbot would hold a little back. :x

[Anastasia]

Hatbot is a son of a bitch.

[Brian]

* Fujisawa balances the luck budget between Merc and Yuth. Hmmm....
<Fujisawa> Hatbot, you're going to need to withhold even more good rolls from the players until we get to a more positive balance.  Got it?
<+Hatbot> That idea is incredibly epic, Fujisawa.
<Fujisawa> Well, _duh_.  You're not creating misfortune, just rebalancing fortune.
<Fujisawa> ...did you forget to ever give out any of the good luck, Hatbot?
<+Hatbot> That idea is incredibly epic, Fujisawa.
<Fujisawa> ....
<Fujisawa> I see where this is going.

[Brian]

Even the bots wish I wouldn't talk so much....


<Fujisawa> Hatbot: KBDH, or Sympathy?
<+Hatbot> I'd go with Sympathy, Fujisawa.
<Fujisawa> You are a gentleman and a scholar, Hatbot.
<+Hatbot> You need a television, Fujisawa.
<Fujisawa> Hatbot, this is true, but I also need working game systems, so I don't feel a crunch for time.
<+Hatbot> And on an unrelated note, you won't shut up, Fujisawa.
<Fujisawa> No, I'm pretty chatty, Hatbot.
<+Hatbot> Heaven help us.

[Brian]

<Fujisawa> Hatbot: Play LoL, or write more fanfiction?
<+Hatbot> Go for write more fanfiction, Fujisawa.
<Fujisawa> Hatebot's got my back.
<Willim> League of Losers?
<Zeph> League of Legends! =p
<Zeph> Hatbot, League of Legends is awesome, right?
<+Hatbot> Don't count on it, Zeph.

[Dracos]

Awesome =D

[Brian]

<Fujisawa> Hatbot, buzzed, write K:BDH?
<+Hatbot> Impossible, you aren't nearly pretty enough, Fujisawa.
<Fujisawa> *%&#^$.
<Fujisawa> No one is as beautiful as I am, Hatbot.  On the INSIDE.
<+Hatbot> Within reason.
<Fujisawa> ...is that some creepy robo-stalker way of saying you think my organs would look better on your bedroom floor the next morning? D:
<+Hatbot> Absolutely, Fujisawa.


Pretty sure ... don't want. D:

[Brian]

<Fishman> Daredevil of House, Hatbot?
<+Hatbot> Do it until you get sick and throw up behind the couch, Fishman.
<Fishman> Daredevil or House, Hatbot?
<+Hatbot> I'd tend to think so, Fishman.
<Fishman> Bah
<Fishman> Daredevil is terrible anyway
<Kuyou> Hatbot: Daredevil, or House?
<+Hatbot> I'd choose House, Kuyou.
<Kuyou> There you have it.
<Kuyou> Among the disabled, Hatbot loves Jerkass doctors, not crimefighters.
<Kuyou> Hatbot, is this some secret sign of altruism?
<+Hatbot> Only if there's something in it for me.
<@Kotono> ...well spoken.

[Brian]

<Kuyou> You are a scholar and a gentleman, Hatbot.
<+Hatbot> He...heheh...hahah...hahahahaha....hahahahahahaahahaha, ahahahahahaahahaha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Thanks, Kuyou, that was great.

[Brian]

<Fujisawa> Hatbot: C&C, or write more?
<+Hatbot> Go for write more, Fujisawa.
<Fujisawa> You betray your creator.
<Fujisawa> You really ARE a monster, Hatbot.
<+Hatbot> I'm thinking that I'm thinking that I'm thinking trained dolphins, Fujisawa. The incredibly imaginary nature of these dolphins renders them unstoppable.
<Fujisawa> Hatbot, is that inspired from that movie (somewhat documentary) where the student is asleep in math class, and the professor wakes him up, then the student says, "I was having a dream about dolphins using imaginary numbers to travel to alternate dimensions," and the proff tells him to go back to sleep?
<+Hatbot> In the landfill. I should know, I put it there.
<Fujisawa> I don't follow, Hatbot.
<+Hatbot> Go talk to Jaela, instead.
<@Kotono> Outstanding.
<Fujisawa> Hatbot, Jaela just went to sleep.
<+Hatbot> Go talk to Yuthirin, instead.
<@Kotono> Hatbot, are you just being a nasty sonouvabitch now?
<+Hatbot> I tend to doubt it, Kotono.
<Fujisawa> Hey, Willim, will you talk to me instead of Hatbot?
<+Hatbot> Only if you buy a five year warranty first, Fujisawa. Kuyou will sell you one.
<Fujisawa> Hatbot, I wasn't talking to you.
<+Hatbot> If you say so, Fujisawa.
* @Kotono snickers.
<Fujisawa> ...I don't have a good answer for that. >_<

[Brian]

* Fujisawa keeps the hatebot thread alive for you, Hatbot.
<Fujisawa> Hey, come to think of it.
<Fujisawa> Hatbot, do you feel 'manic hateball' is a good title for your thread?
<+Hatbot> Yes, Fujisawa.

[Brian]

<Fujisawa> You don't parse grammatically correct list statements well, do you, Hatbot?
<+Hatbot> My reply is no, Fujisawa.
<Fujisawa> Hatbot, is this your subtle protest against grammar nazis?
<+Hatbot> I'd count on it, Fujisawa.

[VySaika]

Not from #e, but worth posting

<Kotono> Hatbot, can this room be a space cat orphanage?
<Hatbot> lolnokotono
<Kotono> Hatbot, why not?
<Hatbot> Your tinfoil hat is loose, Kotono, that's why.
<Kotono> Hatbot, why are you mocking me?
<Hatbot> Union regulations.

[Brian]

<Fujisawa> Hatbot, you gave me terrible advice!
<+Hatbot> Huh? I'm sorry, I was listening to intelligent people speak, Fujisawa.