026.4 Ithea and Dana

[Corwin]

[20:58] <Kotono> Dana's not hard to find. In fact, you find her as you head to the cafeteria. She has her feet up, a big ale mug in hand - though a glance can tell you that something much stronger than mere beer is filling it. She takes a slug from it, "Ithea," she calls, "Good, was about to go hunt one of you down."
[21:00] <Ithea> "You were?" Ithea asks.
[21:03] <Kotono> "Yeah." Draining her mug in one gulp, wiping her lips clean with the back of her armguard after, "So how'd he die?" Looking right to Ithea, "Going down with a fight?"
[21:04] <Ithea> "He died keeping some of the devils off my back and Jaela's," Ithea answers.
[21:08] <Kotono> "Good 'nough. Fucking assholes," Dana tosses her mug aside, concentrating a minute as another appears. "Dammit, I liked Willim. He was so free of the normal bullshit everyone had! Then some farting cunt of a devil cuts his head off! Fuck!" Taking a deep drink, "Why the fuck do all the good men die, Ithea? You find someone who'll beat the shit out of you and can hold his own in battle,
[21:08] <Kotono> and then he goes and dies, and all those nice guys try'n'bag you when you're drunk off your ass to 'help you heal' or whatever bullshit they're shitting out." Draining her second mug down, tossing it asid eand getting a third, "Lose a guy, can't even get blackout fucking drunk without that momma's boy bile."
[21:11] * Ithea can't help but raise an eyebrow. "Someone tried to, err 'bag' you? Was it one of the weres?" Ithea asks out of curiosity.
[21:13] <Kotono> "Oh shit no," Waving her mug about again, "Last time someone I like died. Got drunk and some fuckin' half orc or some shit decided I should get a dose of his healing cock. Please." Rolling her eyes, "Acted all nice to drunk old me, said the right things and the next thing I nkow is that he's using me like his dick is a wand of cure emotional wounds. I had to play kick the balls next
[21:13] <Kotono> morning until he cut that shit out."
[21:16] <Ithea> "Ah," Ithea says, unsure what else there was to say. "Well, nice to know you haven't been given any shit this time. Have you talked to Willim's master, out of curiosity? Since he's from the same school, sparring with him might feel a little familiar? Or would rather not have that sort of familiarity?"
[21:16] <Ithea> ooc: or would you*
[21:20] <Kotono> "Nah. Might later." Dana drains yet another mug, tossing that over her shoulder like the others. "Will later, but not right now. Still remembering Willim. Man, Daddy would've shit fucking magic missiles if I brought him home with me." Grinning a moment, a grin that descends into sadness, "Fuck." Scowling, "I wanted to watch Willim beat the everloving piss out of Daddy after we couped
[21:20] <Kotono> him off the throne."
[21:21] * Ithea smiles a bit. "It probably would have given your dad a stroke if you introduced him as a boyfriend or husband. Willim certainly had...well, presence. Although would have been funnier if you introduced him with him dressing that tuxedo he got a while back."
[21:26] <Kotono> "Aaaahhahahahahahha," Dana laughs hard enough to wind herself, laughing and laughing! "Oh, that would have been just fucking perfect!"
[21:32] * Ithea gets a mug for herself and joins Dana in drinking. "Here's hoping he's still driving someone else nuts, even if we can't watch the show first hand anymore."
[21:33] <Kotono> Raising her mug up and tinking it against Ithea's, "Hell, maybe he's giving Tempus all sorts of merry hell as we speak!"
[21:34] <Ithea> "Probably," Ithea concurs as she drinks to that.
[21:35] <Kotono> Finishing yet another drink off, "Well hell, gonna have another then wander 'round drunk and probably wake up with some guy I'll wanna castrate," Cheerful again as she rises on unsteady feet, "You want to come along with me for it?"
[21:37] <Ithea> "Do I get to castrate you if I wake up in the morning with a pounding headache next to you?" Ithea asks jokingly as she also stands and helps Dana to her feet.
[21:40] <Kotono> "Sure. Find my nuts and chop 'em off," Grinning and leaning into Ithea, "If you find 'em then I had one hell of a night!"
[21:41] * Ithea snorts. "I'll bet."
[21:43] <Kotono> "I almost wish. Being a fuckin' guy's probably better about this. Most guys can stick it in and move on without feeling so damn shitty." Dana mutters, leaning even heavier on Ithea, "Instead I get these stupid tits that make my armor uncomfortable and a buncha moping shit feelings."
[21:45] <Ithea> "I'm sure being a guy is worse. Think of how your father would have treated you if you were a guy. You'd never have gotten out, right?" Ithea comments.
[21:48] <Kotono> "I'd probably be just like him," Dana laughs, a rather hollow and unpleasant sound. "Fuck, I don'tknow. It just doesn't make any fucking sense, damn it! How the hell did a bunch of fucking cornugons...ugh!" Stomping her foot down, "Why the fuck didn't I go, or why didn't Willin inviteme? At least I'd fucking like to get beaten, and if I died at least I'd go down how I always wanted to."
[21:54] <Ithea> "I don't know that they'd have gone after you even if you'd gone, honestly. They focused on him pretty quickly as soon as he came into range even though Jaela was more injured. His demon blood just taunted at them or something," Ithea says with a sigh.
[21:58] <Kotono> "Bullshit," Dana growls, "Just...bullshit!" The last is a sound, as abruptly she pushes off Ithea. With a look of sudden fury she kicks a nearby table, making it rattle. Other patrons are starting to look up from meals at all of this, as, "BULLSHIT!" Dana shouts, "Do I have to scream at people that I want to get fucking beat up?! I like it, dammit! I want to die being ripped apart by
[21:58] <Kotono> monsters and loving every minute of it, and...fuck!" Slumping down and sighing, "And instead it's fucking Willim getting torn apart. Fuck, Ithea, it's so fucking frusturating. Even if I'd been there and died, it wouldn't have been that big a fucking deal! I mean shit, it's expected. Willim wasn't supposed to die like that."
[22:02] * Ithea sighs. "No, he wasn't. That doesn't mean you would have been meant to die in his place either though. It'd certainly have been a big deal to Willim if you died, don't you think?" Ithea asks.
[22:12] <Kotono> "Yeah, I guess." Ignoring the looks at her, "Urgh..." Abruptly Dana turns green, "Woah, never drank four mugs of whiskey before. Ithea?"
[22:14] <Ithea> "...yes?" Ithea asks cautiously, eyeing her green look and happily keeping some distance between them from when Dana pushed off her, ready to jump out of the way if the princess decides to puke all over the cafeteria. "Need a hand to the healer's ward and skip the part where you have to castrate someone in the morning?"
[22:17] <Kotono> "...yeeeep," Dana says with a queasy grin, "Think so. Think so."
[22:21] <Ithea> "Right, I'm keeping you pointed away from me. If you have to puke, try to save it until we get there," Ithea says with a sigh as she slowly moves back towards Dana, still watching for bulging cheeks or other signs that Dana won't be able to hold it. Just how much did the woman drink before she found her anyway?