018: Meteor Dentistry

[Yuthirin]

[16:07] <@Kotono> -------------------
[16:55] <Iris> <Koaway> About a half hour passes. Fiora's nerves are just starting to calm down again when...OOC: Make a listen check, Fiora?
[16:55] <Iris> <Fiora> roll 1d20+2 herp derp listen
[16:55] <Iris> * Hatbot --> "Fiora rolls 1d20+2 herp derp listen and gets 18." [1d20=16]
[16:55] <Iris> <Koaway> Fiora can hear some sort of rustling in the treetops above.
[16:55] <Iris> * Fiora draws her blade and looks up, nudging Morana with her toe as she does, "Something's above us." Holding Skyrose(which sheds light) aloft, she tries to get a good look at it!
[16:55] <Iris> <Koaway> Shedding light above, Fiora can see the treetops parting! The tyrant lizard flies in from above, piercing the canopy 100ft ahead! It has no wings and yet flies, head angled down and looking at the party below!
[16:55] <Iris> <Fiora> "What." Fiora cries out to wake everyone up, "It's back! And it's FLYING!"
[16:55] <Iris> * Hamish pops his eyes open, staring straight up. "...the fuck."
[16:55] <Iris> * Iris stirs, wakes up, blinks. Blinks some more. "I grow increasingly fond of a policy of lethal retribution."
[16:55] <Iris> <Morana> "...I have no words to give for that," is all Morana can say as she gets up and stares.
[16:55] <Iris> <Koaway> At this the T-Rex roars aloud, starting to draw arcane patterns in the air with its claws! OOC: We'll pause here since it's nearly 11 and resume with this fight next week. Tune in next time for the Innocent Dreamers vs the Crazy T-Rex Sorcerer! See you then!
[16:55] <Iris> * Chloe sits up in her bedroll and stares above her. "...I must still be asleep."
[16:57] <@Kotono> OOC: Let's begin with initiative.
[16:59] <Morana> roll d20+7+5 Chloe
[16:59] * Hatbot --> "Morana rolls d20+7+5 Chloe and gets 19." [d20=7]
[16:59] <Morana> roll d20+1+5 Morana
[16:59] * Hatbot --> "Morana rolls d20+1+5 Morana and gets 21." [d20=15]
[16:59] <Iris> roll 1d20+11+5
[16:59] * Hatbot --> "Iris rolls 1d20+11+5 and gets 18." [1d20=2]
[16:59] <@Kotono> roll 1d20+10 T-Rex is going nerveskitter up in here
[16:59] <Fiora> roll 1d20+6+5 Robodragon init
[16:59] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+10 T-Rex is going nerveskitter up in here and gets 22." [1d20=12]
[16:59] * Hatbot --> "Fiora rolls 1d20+6+5 Robodragon init and gets 28." [1d20=17]
[16:59] <Fiora> roll 1d20+2+5 FIora init
[16:59] * Hatbot --> "Fiora rolls 1d20+2+5 FIora init and gets 23." [1d20=16]
[16:59] <Hamish> roll 1d20+10+5 init
[16:59] * Hatbot --> "Hamish rolls 1d20+10+5 init and gets 26." [1d20=11]
[16:59] * Kotono changes topic to 'Celestial Sorcerer T-Rex(22)>Morana(21)>Chole(19)>Iris(18)'
[17:00] * Kotono changes topic to 'RoboDragon(28)>Hamish(26)>Fiora(23)>Celestial Sorcerer T-Rex(22)>Morana(21)>Chole(19)>Iris(18)'
[17:00] * Retrieving #dunes modes...
[17:00] <@Kotono> OOC: Okay, open up robodragon.
[17:02] <Fiora> Daerev grumbles about being woken up from his sleep, and voices said displeasure with a lightning bolt angled up at the incoming tyranosorcerous! (OOC: Lightning Bolt, ref DC: 18 looks like)
[17:03] <Fiora> roll 7d6 elec damage
[17:03] * Hatbot --> "Fiora rolls 7d6 elec damage and gets 28." [7d6=3, 4, 5, 3, 6, 2, 5]
[17:03] <@Kotono> OOC: Caster level check.
[17:03] * Muirfinn (~Muirfinn@ip70-176-70-231.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #dunes
[17:03] <Fiora> roll 1d20+7 cl check
[17:03] * Hatbot --> "Fiora rolls 1d20+7 cl check and gets 23." [1d20=16]
[17:04] <@Kotono> roll 1d20+12
[17:04] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+12 and gets 15." [1d20=3]
[17:05] <@Kotono> A blast of lightining soars up to the flying tyrant lizard, scorching its bottom and tail! It twitche with the voltage, caught head on! OOC: Okay. Hamish.
[17:05] <@Kotono> OOC: Remember, it's 100ft up from  ya'll.
[17:07] * Hamish can't reach that high, so he just sits there on the ground, glaring at the incredibly rude lizard and preparing to unleash sharp pointy psychic death right in its eye if it gets close enough. OOC: Readied action, Crystal Shard. I can't reach it yet, so holding.
[17:08] <@Kotono> OOC: Okay. Fiora.
[17:10] * Fiora quickly incants as she waits for the creature to enter the range of her swordskills, "Warmth and fading light, inspire us to rise anew! Sunset Blessing!" (OOC: Divine Protection. +1 to AC and Saves for whole party. Lasts 7 minutes)
[17:11] <@Kotono> OOC: Okay, note it in thecauldron. T-Rex is up.
[17:12] <@Kotono> From above the tyrant lizard roars! It is a loud a nd powerful roar, as this time its stubby forelimbs draw eye-boggling patterns in the air! From above a streak of red comes down, before it explodes amid the party in a titanic burst of flame! OOC: Owwies, bitch juts set you all on fire. Ref saves, all. Note if you have evasion in the save.
[17:12] <Morana> ooc: using immediate, all of us get +5 to saves. Note that I also have an aura that grants +1 to saves right now.
[17:13] <@Kotono> OOC: Okay.
[17:13] <Morana> ooc: so +6 to saves
[17:13] <Hamish> roll 1d20+7+5+1+1
[17:13] <Morana> roll d20+7+6 Morana
[17:13] * Hatbot --> "Morana rolls d20+7+6 Morana and gets 27." [d20=14]
[17:13] * Hatbot --> "Hamish rolls 1d20+7+5+1+1 and gets 26." [1d20=12]
[17:13] <Iris> roll 1d20+9+1+6 no evasion, but so many bonuses!
[17:13] * Hatbot --> "Iris rolls 1d20+9+1+6 no evasion, but so many bonuses! and gets 28." [1d20=12]
[17:13] <Morana> roll d20+8+6 Chloe
[17:13] * Hatbot --> "Morana rolls d20+8+6 Chloe and gets 17." [d20=3]
[17:13] <Fiora> roll 1d20+9+5+1+1 Fiora ref
[17:13] * Hatbot --> "Fiora rolls 1d20+9+5+1+1 Fiora ref and gets 17." [1d20=1]
[17:13] <Morana> ooc: oh right, +1 to Morana and Chloe's roll, forgot to include Fiora's bonus.
[17:14] <Fiora> roll 1d20+4+5+1+1 Robodragon ref
[17:14] * Hatbot --> "Fiora rolls 1d20+4+5+1+1 Robodragon ref and gets 22." [1d20=11]
[17:14] <@Kotono> roll 10d6+3 fire damage. Morana half, Hamish half, DrIris half, Chole half, Fiora full, robodragon full.
[17:14] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 10d6+3 fire damage. Morana half, Hamish half, DrIris half, Chole half, Fiora full, robodragon full. and gets 41." [10d6=3, 5, 3, 4, 2, 4, 4, 5, 5, 3]
[17:14] <@Kotono> OOC: Robodragon half, excuse me.
[17:17] <@Kotono> Hellish flames explode around the party! Your camp is ablaze! Fire's everywhere! Trees burn! Cart on fire! Not good! Not good at all! At least you can see easily now, everything cast in fiery shadows! OOC: Moran.a
[17:19] <Hamish> "My cart!" Hamish cries!
[17:21] * Morana calls upon further divine protection from the Red Knight, as her shield glows with holy power, and her auras shift to better allow her allies to pierce the tyrant lizard's defenses, even as she moves a bit apart from the others! "Everyone split up somewhat, so it can't catch all of us again in one spell!" she calls out. (OOC: moving 20ft away from group, using divine shield, and switching
[17:21] * Morana motivate dex aura for determined caster)
[17:21] <@Kotono> OOC: Okay.
[17:22] <@Kotono> OOC: Chole is up.
[17:23] <Morana> 'Siri, can you scream in its brain or something, mess up whatever magic it casts somehow with the distraction?' Morana thinks to the cutlass, even as Chloe raises a hand and fires another lightning bolt, same as her draconic ally.
[17:23] <Morana> roll d20+8+5 CL check
[17:23] * Hatbot --> "Morana rolls d20+8+5 CL check and gets 14." [d20=1]
[17:24] <@Kotono> 'I'll try!' Siri says back, as meanwhile this lightning bolt sputters out like a candle snuffed out in the cold dark night! The scent of smoke fills your noses as things begin to burn around you! OOc: Iris.
[17:24] <Morana> Chloe scowls as her spell fizzles out against the t-rex, and she also moves some distance from the others. (OOC: 10ft in 90 deg direction from Morana, as a random direction)
[17:25] <@Kotono> OOC: Okay. Iris.
[17:26] * Iris scurries away from the rest of the group and sends that monster a blast of fire to convince it to look for meals elsewhere!
[17:26] <Iris> roll 1d20+9 CL check
[17:26] * Hatbot --> "Iris rolls 1d20+9 CL check  and gets 27." [1d20=18]
[17:26] <Morana> ooc: don't forget the +5 bonus from Morana
[17:26] <Iris> roll 7d6 fire, ref DC 17 halves
[17:26] * Hatbot --> "Iris rolls 7d6 fire, ref DC 17 halves and gets 17." [7d6=2, 1, 1, 3, 4, 1, 5]
[17:26] <@Kotono> roll 1d20+12
[17:26] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+12 and gets 21." [1d20=9]
[17:27] <@Kotono> Fire lashes against the great lizard, lightly burning its gold tinted hide! It somehow manages to deflect some of it with a taillash, the trees above you starting to burn too! OOC: Okay. Daerev.
[17:29] <Fiora> Second verse same as the first! More lightning bolts from the dragonman! (OOC: Ref 18 same as before)
[17:29] <Fiora> roll 1d20+7 CL check
[17:29] * Hatbot --> "Fiora rolls 1d20+7 CL check and gets 25." [1d20=18]
[17:29] <Fiora> roll 7d6 zappy
[17:29] * Hatbot --> "Fiora rolls 7d6 zappy and gets 25." [7d6=1, 4, 5, 2, 5, 4, 4]
[17:30] <Fiora> Daerev also flies a bit away from the direction Chloe moved in!
[17:30] <@Kotono> roll 1d20+12
[17:30] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+12 and gets 17." [1d20=5]
[17:30] <@Kotono> OOC: DC?
[17:31] <Fiora> (OOC: I put the DC in the line when I cast the spell. Ref 18.)
[17:31] <@Kotono> Another zap hits the dino, enough to rattle it all over! OOC: Oh right. Hamish.
[17:31] * Hamish changes tactics, heading over to the cart to put out the fire!
[17:33] <@Kotono> OOC: How are you gonna put out the fire?
[17:33] <Hamish> OOC: I got a jug of water on the cart.
[17:33] <@Kotono> OOC: Okay.
[17:34] <@Kotono> Hamish takes the jug of water and tosses it over the cart! The flames on it are largely quenched, put out before they do too much damage! A few little flames linger, however, but not an immediate danger! OOC: Okay. Fiora.
[17:39] * Fiora moves towards Iris, incanting a quick healing spell! "Life and Light, soothe this pain!" (OOC: CMW on Iris, using Amulet of Retributive healing to heal Fiora the same amount rolled)
[17:39] <Fiora> roll 2d8+11 healing to iris and Fiora
[17:39] * Hatbot --> "Fiora rolls 2d8+11 healing to iris and Fiora and gets 24." [2d8=5, 8]
[17:39] <@Kotono> Wounds are healed as the party splits up! As they do, the tyrant lizard roars above! Its entire body bursts into flame before it plummets down at Daerev, like a shooting star comet of pain and misery! OOC: Reflex save, Daerev.
[17:42] <Fiora> roll 1d20+4+1+1 Ref I assume that +5 was a one time thing?
[17:42] * Hatbot --> "Fiora rolls 1d20+4+1+1 Ref I assume that +5 was a one time thing? and gets 12." [1d20=6]
[17:42] <@Kotono> roll 10d8+27+1d6 (1d6 is fire damage if it matters) full damage Daerev the +5 isn't going to make the save with a 6.
[17:42] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 10d8+27+1d6 (1d6 is fire damage if it matters) full damage Daerev the +5 isn't going to make the save with a 6. and gets 92." [10d8=6, 4, 6, 7, 4, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7][1d6=5]
[17:42] <@Kotono> roll 10d6 falling damage T-rex
[17:42] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 10d6 falling damage T-rex and gets 36." [10d6=6, 5, 1, 4, 2, 6, 2, 4, 2, 4]
[17:43] <Morana> ooc: the +5 was a one time thing, yes.
[17:44] * Kotono changes topic to 'Hamish(26)>Fiora(23)>Celestial Sorcerer T-Rex(22)>Morana(21)>Chole(19)>Iris(18)'
[17:44] <@Kotono> The flaming, falling rex looms over Daerev, a massive shadow as he slams into him! The flying warrior is driven into the ground with a massive CRACK of snapping bone and squirting blood! The T-rex makes a massive craters as it lands heavily, the ground quaking tremendously! Daerev is all over the place, splattered like a bug and his gear goes flying about! OOC: Anyone landbound needs to make a
[17:44] <@Kotono> balance check due to the quake.
[17:44] <Fiora> roll 1d20+1 balance Fiora
[17:44] * Hatbot --> "Fiora rolls 1d20+1 balance Fiora and gets 12." [1d20=11]
[17:44] <Iris> roll 1d20+3 hahaha
[17:44] * Hatbot --> "Iris rolls 1d20+3 hahaha and gets 16." [1d20=13]
[17:44] <Hamish> roll 1d20+4
[17:44] * Hatbot --> "Hamish rolls 1d20+4 and gets 23." [1d20=19]
[17:45] <Morana> roll d20+1
[17:45] * Hatbot --> "Morana rolls d20+1 and gets 12." [d20=11]
[17:45] <Chloe> roll 1d20+15
[17:45] * Hatbot --> "Chloe rolls 1d20+15 and gets 34." [1d20=19]
[17:46] <@Kotono> The resulting quake topples trees adn sends a rain of leaves cascading down! Flames and falling trees are the order of the night as chaos erupts! Fiora, Iris, Morana are knocked prone from the earthquake, Chole and Hamish are not. Go Morana.
[17:52] * Morana stands and moves closer to the lizard as she yells at it, trying to get it's attention. "Hey, peabrain! Over here!" (ooc: moving to just 10ft past its reach, so it can't 5ft step and full attack me on its turn, but still being the closest to it now)
[17:52] <Hamish> Against all reason, Hamish starts to laugh!
[17:54] <@Kotono> OOC: Duly noted. Okay. Chole.
[17:55] * Chloe casts lightning bolt at the towering reptile!
[17:55] <@Kotono> OOC: Caster level check.
[17:55] <Chloe> roll 1d20+14 CL check
[17:55] * Hatbot --> "Chloe rolls 1d20+14 CL check and gets 28." [1d20=14]
[17:55] <@Kotono> OOC: Damage and DC for ref.
[17:55] <@Kotono> roll 1d20+12
[17:55] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+12 and gets 31." [1d20=19]
[17:55] <Chloe> roll 9d6 damage
[17:55] * Hatbot --> "Chloe rolls 9d6 damage and gets 25." [9d6=2, 2, 3, 2, 5, 6, 1, 1, 3]
[17:55] <Chloe> roll 1d20+9
[17:55] * Hatbot --> "Chloe rolls 1d20+9 and gets 11." [1d20=2]
[17:55] <Chloe> OOC: He beats DC, I guess
[17:56] <@Kotono> Another lightning bolt fries, shocking the huge lizard! It endures it well, roaring loud enough to send another rain of burning pine needles down! OOC: Ow. Iris.
[17:56] <Morana> ooc: DC isn't a roll, it's just 10+spell level+charisma for you, so 18. 20 if you use spell rehearsal on it, though with a +12 bonus, probably not worth it.
[17:57] * Iris climbs to her feet and sends bolts of energy whirling at the beast's big fat head--something it can't dodge this time!
[17:57] <Iris> roll 1d20+9 CL check
[17:57] * Hatbot --> "Iris rolls 1d20+9 CL check and gets 29." [1d20=20]
[17:57] <Iris> roll 4d4+4 magic missile, the giant killer!
[17:57] * Hatbot --> "Iris rolls 4d4+4 magic missile, the giant killer! and gets 14." [4d4=2, 2, 3, 3]
[17:58] <@Kotono> Ping ping ping! Four bolts hit the lizard's snout, rocking its entire head back! But it's only mildly dazed a moment at best! OOC: Hamish.
[17:58] <Hamish> OOC: Distance from me to Target Rex?
[17:58] <@Kotono> OOC: Say 20ft or so.
[18:00] <Hamish> Using the cart as cover, Hamish assaults the sorcerous saurian with serrated psionic slashings! OOC: Crystal Shard, augmented to 7pp. 28pp remain
[18:01] <@Kotono> OOC: Okay, gof or it.
[18:01] <Hamish> roll 1d20+10 ranged touch
[18:01] * Hatbot --> "Hamish rolls 1d20+10 ranged touch and gets 18." [1d20=8]
[18:01] <@Kotono> OOC: Hit.
[18:01] <Hamish> roll 7d6 ranged stab
[18:01] * Hatbot --> "Hamish rolls 7d6 ranged stab and gets 19." [7d6=2, 4, 2, 3, 5, 2, 1]
[18:02] <@Kotono> A flying shard of pure crystal rips into the side of the lizard, drawing a welling of blood! The beast thrashes about, tail slamming against a tree and sending it cracking back at a wild angle! OOC: Okay. Fiora.
[18:04] <Fiora> (OOC: Dammit. Don't have the Spell Compendium with me atm. Can I catch Morana, Fiora and Iris all in one Mass Resist Energy?)
[18:05] <Fiora> (OOC: Don't have the specifics on the mass version of the spell's range, due to lack of book.)
[18:08] * Fiora moves a bit, intoning her energy resistant spell, keying it to protect all her allies within range from fire! (OOC: Fire Res 20 for Fiora, Morana, Iris and anyone else she can reach with it)
[18:09] <@Kotono> OOC: Okay. That'll include the other two. Lizard is up.
[18:09] <@Kotono> A moment later the lizard rushes forward, bearing down to bite Morana as flames leap from its mouth!
[18:10] <@Kotono> roll 1d20+22 (-10 PA, +2 ????, +2 ????, +4 ????) AC Morana?
[18:10] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+22 (-10 PA, +2 ????, +2 ????, +4 ????) AC Morana? and gets 41." [1d20=19]
[18:10] <@Kotono> roll 1d20+22 (-10 PA, +2 ????, +2 ????, +4 ????) AC Morana? this is not when you want to find out it has a 19-20 range, is it?
[18:10] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+22 (-10 PA, +2 ????, +2 ????, +4 ????) AC Morana? this is not when you want to find out it has a 19-20 range, is it? and gets 35." [1d20=13]
[18:20] <@Kotono> roll 6d6+62
[18:20] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 6d6+62 and gets 85." [6d6=3, 4, 2, 4, 6, 4]
[18:21] <@Kotono> Morana holds up her shield, but the lizard's mouth is too big! It chomps down on her waist, bitin gher in half! Morana's legs fall to the ground as the lizard spits out her toros and above, landing against a burning tree nearby! OOC: Okay. Chloe.
[18:21] * Kotono changes topic to 'Hamish(26)>Fiora(23)>Celestial Sorcerer T-Rex(22)>Chole(19)>Iris(18)'
[18:21] * Chloe casts yhet another lightning bolt, hoping to fell the lizard quickly as possible!
[18:21] <Chloe> roll 1d20+14 CL check
[18:21] * Hatbot --> "Chloe rolls 1d20+14 CL check and gets 19." [1d20=5]
[18:22] <@Kotono> OOC: Damage and DC.
[18:22] <@Kotono> roll 1d20+12
[18:22] * Hatbot --> "Kotono rolls 1d20+12 and gets 28." [1d20=16]
[18:23] <Chloe> roll 9d6 damage
[18:23] * Hatbot --> "Chloe rolls 9d6 damage and gets 31." [9d6=2, 3, 5, 3, 4, 3, 1, 6, 4]
[18:23] <Chloe> roll 1d20+9 DC
[18:23] * Hatbot --> "Chloe rolls 1d20+9 DC and gets 24." [1d20=15]
[18:23] <Hamish> ooc: DC is 19 right?
[18:24] <@Kotono> Another bolt flies and shocks the lizard again, the great beast starting to slump under the magical assault! It is burnt all over, slashes and beaten from the fall! But it stays up, despite being plummeled! OOC: Okay. Iris.
[18:24] <@Kotono> OOC: Yes. You don't need to roll for the DC, it's a set number.
[18:24] <Chloe> OOC: oh yeah. whoops
[18:25] <Iris> "Well, this is becoming remarkably unpleasant with staggering speed," Iris mutters, with a grimace for the death and gore around her. Stepping *just* close enough to do so, she unleashes a more discerning sort of fireball this time!
[18:26] <Iris> roll 1d20+8 ranged touch, no CL check because Orb of Fire
[18:26] * Hatbot --> "Iris rolls 1d20+8 ranged touch, no CL check because Orb of Fire and gets 22." [1d20=14]
[18:26] <@Kotono> OOC: Hit.
[18:27] <Iris> roll 7d6 fire, also roll fort (DC 18 to avoid being dazed 1 round)
[18:27] * Hatbot --> "Iris rolls 7d6 fire, also roll fort (DC 18 to avoid being dazed 1 round) and gets 30." [7d6=2, 5, 3, 6, 4, 6, 4]
[18:27] <@Kotono> With that final orb, the lizard is caught dead in the face! Flames explode all over its face, causing it to stumble back! With a roar it staggers down, tumbling ove rand lying on its side! OOC: Free act.
[18:28] * Hamish peers around the side of the cart. Seeing the rex is dead, he runs over and kicks it! "Stupid lizard!"
[18:28] * Iris placidly surveys the carnage. "This is in no way an ideal start to our day," she declares.
[18:28] <@Kotono> OOC: Spot checks, all.
[18:28] * Fiora grimly goes to collect the parts of Daerev and Morana, pulling them aside and making sure they're conveniently all together for the morning's revival.
[18:28] <Hamish> roll 1d20+3 lol spot
[18:29] <Iris> roll 1d20+13
[18:29] * Hatbot --> "Hamish rolls 1d20+3 lol spot and gets 15." [1d20=12]
[18:29] * Hatbot --> "Iris rolls 1d20+13 and gets 24." [1d20=11]
[18:29] <Fiora> roll 1d20+2 Fiora? Spot? hahahaha.
[18:29] * Hatbot --> "Fiora rolls 1d20+2 Fiora? Spot? hahahaha. and gets 17." [1d20=15]
[18:30] <Iris> With charactertistic caution and restraint, Iris steps forward to investigate a glittering object in the beast's mouth.
[18:30] <@Kotono> Going closer, Iris can see the lizard's mouth is open. In place of one of it's back teeth you find a glittering, rune covered tooth of what looks to be silver or perhaps mithral. It pulses with light.
[18:31] * Iris examines this curious piece of orthodontia for magical signatures!
[18:31] <Hamish> "Whatcha got there, ex-wifey?" Hamish asks, crawling over the corpse of the lizard.
[18:31] <Iris> (OOC: Detect Magic/spellcraft? It is a thing.)
[18:33] <@Kotono> OOC: Roll spellcraft.
[18:33] <Iris> roll 1d20+16
[18:33] * Hatbot --> "Iris rolls 1d20+16 and gets 29." [1d20=13]
[18:34] <Iris> "One cannot help but wonder who it was that installed an artificial tooth in the maw of a giant lizard, and under what circumstances," Iris says before answering the question. "It appears that this object would augment the arcane prowess of a magician were they to use it to replace one of their existing teeth. I must say, I am not greatly eager to undertake this experiment."
[18:36] * Iris attempts to remove it from the beast's mouth, at least. Maybe it will conveniently resize itself for human proportions, like the weapon they found earlier?
[18:36] <@Kotono> It looks like it'll take a bit of cutting to get it out.
[18:37] <Iris> Iris lacks a cutting implement any sharper than her sense of sustained disapproval, and welcomes anyone else to try!
[18:39] <Hamish> "Dragon-man's got that knife that'll cut anything." Hamish points out.
[18:41] <Iris> "He hardly seems in a fit state to use it," Iris observes, tracking it down (as well ensuring the rest of his gear, insofar as she remembers it, is collected in the same place) before reluctantly going to work with it inside the monster's mouth.
[18:41] <@Kotono> The tooth comes out! It feels warm in Iris's grasp, warm and strangely alluring. It feels...goooooooood
[18:41] <@Kotono> .
[18:43] <Iris> "This...will receive a considerably thorough rinsing in clean spring water before I even contemplate utilizing it," Iris decides. "There are bits of Morana all over."
[18:45] <Iris> "Speaking of which...my understanding is that Ysgard heals all wounds in time? We should gather our companions, should we not?" Iris adds, in a tone strongly suggesting it would be most appropriate if someone other than Iris attended to this grisly task.
[18:45] <Fiora> "I finished doing that while you were performing dentistry on the lizard," Fiora informs Iris.
[18:46] <Iris> "Excellent," Iris says, satisfied that at least someone is behaving responsibly so that she doesn't have to.
[18:48] * Iris calmly walks to the cart and finds a box or bag or barrel or *something* to store that tooth out of sight for the time being. "Shall we rest until our companions recover?" she asks the other survivors. "I am uncertain how long this should take. I would not be eager to wait where we stand, lest the reptile arise along with them."
[18:49] <Fiora> "It will. Let's..." Fiora sighs, "get them in the cart and move on at least a mile or so, I suppose."
[18:49] <Chloe> "Shall we just wrap their bits in canvas sack or something?"
[18:50] <Hamish> "Prolly will. I can get 'em onto the cart and get us a ways away so we can try again, if ye like." Hamish says, standing atop the dinosaur's head and trying out victory poses.
[18:51] <@Kotono> From here the party moves along. The cart is burnt but not destroyed, in need of repairs while still being functional. By the time you get away from the fire and the lizard, dawn is starting to bloom! As it does Daerev and Morana rise, reassembling into full life!
[18:52] * Chloe pats Morana on the shoulder. "Nice of you to join us!"
[18:52] <Hamish> "Uhh." Hamish says, looking back at where they came from. "The beastie should be back up as well."
[18:52] <Iris> "I am sure I should rejoice, but that was not among the least disconcerting sights I have witnessed," Iris declares after the...reassembling.
[18:54] <Chloe> "I'd like to know where that tooth came from. If I could get ahold of one...it'd be pretty handy!"
[18:54] <Hamish> "Feel free to go back and ask! I'll wait here."
[18:55] * Fiora casts Make Whole on the cart in the damaged places.
[18:55] * Hamish thanks Fiora with some travel rations!
[18:55] <@Kotono> The cart is repaired to full splendor once more!
[18:56] * Iris can't help but be curious. The tooth is retrieved, and sanitized with a Prestidigitation spell. "I cannot help but wonder *how* exactly a human is to apply this to her own mouth."
[18:57] <Morana> "That was...uncomfortable," Morana says after a moments thought about the experience.
[18:58] <@Kotono> As Iris wonders that, the tooth shrinks down to the size of a human tooth.
[18:58] <Iris> "I speak from more than academic experience in agreeing with you," Iris says to Morana.
[18:58] <Hamish> "Probably like that."
[18:58] <Chloe> "Perhaps a shrinking spell? Or does it have to be placed in your mouth? Placing it underneath your skin would be painless compared to trying to put it in your mouth."
[18:58] * Chloe blinks. "Well, ok."
[18:59] * Iris considers this. "Like that, yes. Nevertheless, I retain my full complement of teeth and am not inclined to remove one from that august company. If anyone else would care to try this object...?"
[19:00] <@Kotono> 'Boring,' Siri drawls in all of your minds. 'What's a single tooth?'
[19:00] * Chloe offers, "Imagine having a mouthful..."
[19:01] <Hamish> "That just means you've got extras."
[19:01] * Chloe holds her hand out. "Here, Iris. I'll give it a try!"
[19:01] <Fiora> "Likely only one would work," Fiora notes, "just as wearing more then two magic rings means the extras don't work."
[19:01] <Morana> "Why are we talking about teeth anyway?"
[19:01] <Iris> "You do not require them to eat," Iris says, "because you are not required to eat at all." She hands the tooth over to Chloe, waiting to observe the effects carefully.
[19:02] * Chloe considers the tooth for a moment. She shrugs and then pops the tooth in her mouth, hoping that perhaps there's a self-installing enchantment laid on it!
[19:02] <@Kotono> OOC: Chole isn't missing any teeth, is she?
[19:03] <Chloe> OOC: Does having your wisdom teeth taken out count?
[19:04] <Chloe> OOC: Then technically, yes.
[19:04] <@Kotono> The tooth slides into Chole's mouth with a metallic latching sound! Chole wobbles a moment! OOC: PM before you reply, Chole, but others can react/reply in the m eantime.
[19:05] * Fiora keeps a careful eye on her condition, in case anything seems to be going wrong.
[19:05] <Iris> "That is not a sound that should emanate from a person's mouth," Iris observes.
[19:07] * Chloe blinks once, twice. Her eyes narrow. "Hmm."
[19:07] <Iris> "Hmm?"
[19:07] <Morana> "How do you feel?"
[19:08] <Chloe> "I feel hungry." Her voice is cold and devoid of emotion.
[19:09] <Iris> "Well," Iris says carefully, "we have yet to have breakfast, no? What, if I may ask, are you hungry for?"
[19:09] * Chloe pauses to consider for a moment. "Meat."
[19:11] <Morana> "What sort of meat?" Morana asks, pondering what the usual game she might have seen around Ysgard could easily be caught and cooked.
[19:12] <Chloe> "Raw. Bloody." Chloe's tongue darts out and licks her lips lightly. "Still moving."
[19:13] <Fiora> "...I know we haven't been aquainted that long, but I don't think that's your usual diet." Fiora eyes her, worridly turning her paladin senses to Chloe for a moment...specifically towards her mouth.
[19:14] <Fiora> (OOC: Detect Evil out of paranoia, if that wasn't clear.)
[19:14] * Morana does the same as she scowls at Chloe. (OOC: detect evil)
[19:15] * Chloe eyes Fiora, noting her gaze. She sizes her up, apparently trying to size her up as a threat. "Meat is good. Makes you strong. What else would I eat?"
[19:17] * Iris nods decisively. "As though Siri were not evidence enough, I think we should exercise greater care when experimenting with mysterious objects in future."
[19:18] * Chloe shrugs. "Whatever. I'm hungry. Can we go?"
[19:20] <Morana> "I think before we feed you meat, we should yank out your new tooth. Now, are you going to give it up nicely, or do we reach in and yank it out painfully?" Morana says as she places and arm on Chloe's shoulder and grips strongly, though not painfully. Even if the tooth doesn't register evil, there's still something weird about it, definitely.
[19:20] * Chloe curls her lips in a snarl. "What are you doing, fleshbag?"
[19:20] <Chloe> "Take your hands off of me!"
[19:20] * Hamish continues to drive the cart, whistling. This is something the others can surely handle. Probably.
[19:21] * Chloe flails, trying to dislodge Fiora's hand!
[19:21] <Morana> ooc: Morana's*
[19:21] <Chloe> OOC; yes, that. sorry.
[19:22] * Morana tightens her grip as she attempts to hold onto Chloe. "Fleshbag?" the half-orc says as her lips tighten into a flat line. "Let's try this again...tooth is coming out. Nice way?" Morana's grip turns almost painful. "Or not nice way?"
[19:22] <Morana> roll d20+20 intimidate?
[19:22] * Hatbot --> "Morana rolls d20+20 intimidate? and gets 36." [d20=16]
[19:23] <Fiora> "Fleshbag?" Fiora repeats, a bit incredulously. "This...is not your normal demenor at all. I think the tooth is having some manner of effect on your mind, Chloe."
[19:23] <@Kotono> OOC: Make an opposed roll to that. The opposedr oll is 1d20+level+wis mod+any bonus against fear, if you have any.
[19:24] <Chloe> roll 1d20+9 DC
[19:24] * Hatbot --> "Chloe rolls 1d20+9 DC and gets 20." [1d20=11]
[19:25] * Chloe hisses in a reptilian manner, shrinking away from Morana, but offers no further resistance.
[19:28] <Morana> "Hmmph, that's what I thought," Morana says as she cups a hand around Chloe's mouth, using her fingers to press inwardly and pull her mouth open. "One of you will have to reach in and grab it, I'll hold her steady in the meantime. Don't you dare bite any of them, alright Chloe?"
[19:29] * Fiora sighs and steps in, "Here, I can probably get it out without hurting her." Even though Ysgard would heal the wounds, Fiora didn't like hurting anyone. Much less a teammate. (OOC: Heal check?)
[19:29] * Chloe hisses quietly, eyes narrowing. She's not happy, but she'll cooperate.
[19:33] <Fiora> roll 1d20+12 I'll assume heal check
[19:33] * Hatbot --> "Fiora rolls 1d20+12 I'll assume heal check and gets 23." [1d20=11]
[19:34] <@Kotono> With her well honed skills, Fiora reaches and yanks the tooth out! The moment it does, Chloe's mind returns to normal!
[19:34] <Chloe> "Owwwwww."
[19:34] * Fiora cleans off the tooth, wraps it in a cloth, and tucks it into her haversack for the time being.
[19:34] * Chloe winces, her hands flying to her mouth. "Thngh ze gdhs!" Her voice is muffled.
[19:35] <Iris> "Did you feel anything other than hungrier?" Iris inquires out of academic interest.
[19:37] <Morana> "Good girl," Morana pats Chloe on the top of the head. "Here, I don't have candy to make up for it, but have a copper coin on me," she says as she pulls out a copper coin and presses it into Chloe's hand.
[19:37] * Chloe takes her hands off of her mouth, still wincing. "It did make me stronger magically...but it made me thing I was that giant lizard back there!"
[19:37] <Chloe> "I kept wanting to kill furry woodland mammals and eat them whole." She shudders delicately.
[19:38] * Chloe glares slightly at Morana's joke, but keeps the copper.
[19:38] <Hamish> "Daft." Hamish says drily. "What do'ye plan to do with the tooth, ladies?"
[19:39] <Morana> "So I think the lesson learned is that we should get a wand of...that spell that identifies stuff, and keep it handy for weird stuff instead of just sticking it in our bodies. Barring dream shards, anyway."
[19:39] <Fiora> "Leave it in the bag for now," Fiora offers, "Figure out what to do with it later. Or if the lizard comes back...well, it IS celestial, from it's markings. I can offer to give it the tooth back if it will promise not to attack us again."
[19:40] <Iris> "I have no interest in being a giant lizard, much less pretending to be one. If the object could be cleansed of this dysfunction, it might be of use, but I would not know how to go about this." She shrugs. "It is of no import to me."
[19:40] <Morana> "Uuuuh, Fiora? If it acts at all like Chloe, I don't think it'd keep that promise if we gave it back its magical tooth."
[19:41] <Morana> "And I had a strong impression that it did, in fact, think of us as fleshbags."
[19:41] <Fiora> "She also didn't actually attack any of us," Fiora notes, "and if it just makes it act like a preditor, most of those from what I understand are unwilling to pick fights with someone who's already beaten the snot out of it."
[19:41] <Hamish> "What kind'o term is that even? 'Fleshbags?'"
[19:42] <Fiora> "Of course, without the tooth, if it acts like an intelligent celestial creature, we can just ask about it should it show back up."
[19:43] <Iris> "I would rather not meet this beast again," Iris says, "but practically speaking I am not hugely concerned. If it poses a problem again, we shall kill it again."
[19:43] <Morana> "I...suppose so," Morana murmurs, not entirely sure that's a great idea, but at least not willing to dismiss it outright.