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Started by Anastasia, February 12, 2015, 04:28:34 PM

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Yuthirin

I can! I can ID all the things!
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

Great. Roll in #dunes and post the results here.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

[21:46] <MorePavelThanPavel> roll 1d20+18 spellcraft since my scrolls of Identify are apparently an incredible waste
[21:46] <Myannbot> MorePavelThanPavel rolled 1d20+18 spellcraft since my scrolls of Identify are apparently an incredible waste --> [ 1d20=20 ]{38}
[21:47] <MorePavelThanPavel> roll 1d20+18 spellcraft for the other thing
[21:47] <Myannbot> MorePavelThanPavel rolled 1d20+18 spellcraft for the other thing --> [ 1d20=15 ]{33}
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

The bow is a longbow+1, flaming.  8k gold.

What's the other one you're trying to identify, tortle?
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

The glaive is a glaive+1 that grants a +2 bonus to Fortitude saves when wielded. 10k gold.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Anastasia

<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Anastasia

Pavel also grabbed the big pirate's clothes for whatever reason. Noting this for loot purposes.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

Slaad is chaos. Clothing could have been the best thing in the dungeon and we'd have never known.

Rule of thumb: TAKE EVERYTHING NOT NAILED DOWN. IF NAILED DOWN, TRY TO PRY IT UP.
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

LOOT

  • Lots of big gold coins!
  • Golden medallions!
  • Red gems!
  • Blue gems!
  • Green gems!
  • Carved ivory beltbuckles!
  • A wrapped scroll!
  • Another wrapped scroll!
  • A blue potion!
  • A familiar, somewhat sooty and charred bag of holding! A note is attached: Every group gets one free save with their bag of holding. I took the treasures within the bag as payment for services rendered.
  • A handful of gold coins
  • A double handful of gold coins
  • Erinyes bow The bow is a longbow+1, flaming.  8k gold.
  • Barbazu glaive The glaive is a glaive+1 that grants a +2 bonus to Fortitude saves when wielded. 10k gold.
  • Big scimitar
  • Pirate Clothes
  • Slaad's Approval
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

381 gold in strange, oversized coins.
Golden medallions: 1430 gold.
Rubies: 2,300 gold.
Sapphires: 3,301 gold.
Emeralds: 1343 gold.
Ivory beltbuckles: 391 gold.
Scroll of Wisdom+1. Read and get +1 Wisdom.
Scroll of hit points+5. REad and gains +5 max hit points.
Potion of cure light wounds: 50 gold.
Bag of holding is kept and not priced, obviously.
14 gold
49 gold
Longbow+1, flaming: 8000 gold.
Glaive+1, +2 fort: 10k gold.
Great scimitar: 200 gold
Pirate clothes: Zip.

Additionally, Luther has survived two dungeons and the slaad approves. Roll 1d100 and post the results, Luther.

Additionally, Kevamros has survived two dungeons and the slaad approves. Roll 1d100 and post the results, Kev.

Finally, all of you level up! Congratulations!
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Iron Dragoon

> roll 1d100
<Serith> Kevamros roll for Serith < 48 > [d100=48]
This is not the greatest post in the world, no... this is just a tribute.

Anastasia

Quote from: Iron Dragoon on August 20, 2015, 11:02:03 PM
> roll 1d100
<Serith> Kevamros roll for Serith < 48 > [d100=48]

Kevamros gains darkvision 60ft. If he already has darkvision, it stacks.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Merc

[21:02] <Luther> roll d100
[21:03] <Serith> Luther roll for Serith < 99 > [d100=99]
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.