Shop 'till you make a profit (Calleigh)

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Anastasia

"Yes, yes," He considers carefully, "What is the offer you're making, then?"

No counter roll for him, he can't make it.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

"Fifty?!" The mercane gasps, "That's the road to ruin! I would be a pauper living under a bridge! 30,000."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

"I mentioned earlier that I had turned down an offer for 35,000? Yeah. I can consider 45,000."
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

"Are you serious? Fifteen hundred over the offer I denied? 43,000."
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

"Quite serious....but for a courre, I can do a little better," he says, "39,000."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

Calleigh favors him with a flat look. "42,500."
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

"40,000 and not a copper higher," The mercane crosses his arms.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

What does Read Thoughts say he's thinking?
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

He's thinking you'll agree to 40k since that's direction it was going in.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

The dice gods have decreed that he is correct.

Calleigh looks put-upon, but nods. "Fine, 40,000."
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

"Deal," A handshake, as much as you can with the size difference, and coins are taken. The statue's taken away and holy crap you've made a profit! As he goes away, a few humans come up, adventurers from the looks of it. "Say, are those ravages?" they ask.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

Was hoping for 50k, but alas. I'll settle for 40.

Instantly cheerful, Calleigh nods. "Yep! Ravages for ravaging evil!"
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

"We'll take some," One says, as more come over. With the ice broken - perhaps literally - sales begin. A steady trickle, and soon you've largely cleared out your inventory for another 8k. There's a few odds and ends left, but by and large your efforts have borne fruit.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?