A pixie's number journey (Moore)

[Anastasia]

Ahead is a tree stump where a head sits. The head of a beautiful woman, crimson red hair and gorgeous green eyes. She giggles as you approach, "Good sir and good dragon," she greets, "I'm in a terrible pinch. The rest of my body voted to secede and joined another body. I'm stuck here, would you happen to have another body I could use?"

[Nephrite]

Well, that's unique. And it isn't even a disguise or something that the mask can see through... how odd.

"Wouldn't it just be better to get yourself back together? Otherwise you might end up with another body sever." Moore says. "But what kind of body with you prefer?"

[Anastasia]

Baleruk marches on in, glaring at the woman, "Shameful. Crush the rebellion and make your body serve you! Are you a woman or a mouse?"

"No. My body has gone and rebelled, it will not return." She sighs deeply, dramatically, in spite of having no lungs. "Any body will do for now, I can trade up later."

[Nephrite]

Well, he is in Limbo... so why not do as the anarchs do and try and exert his will?

He casts a spell for some luck first (and probably gets a glare from his companion but so it goes) before he closes his eyes.

He takes a breath and tries to pull up from the ground his vision of a slim, feminine figure (but not too slim, that isn't healthy), basically a female-looking construct made of whatever materials happen to be in the ground, be it dirt or otherwise. He can make sure it stays together afterwards, but he may as well try this first.

[Anastasia]

Make your Wis check for anarchery.

[Nephrite]

[13:29] <Nephrite> roll 1d20+4+12
[13:29] <Kobot> Nephrite rolled 1d20+4+12 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{21}

[Anastasia]

A body of dirt and mud forms before you. The head wobbles, "Oh thank you, just put me right on it and we'll see if it works!"

[Nephrite]

This is surely some sort of weird trap, but when in Limbo...

Moore flies over to lift the head up and put it on the body.

[Anastasia]

The head is put on it...and nothing happens.

"Ah, no, this won't work," The head says, then looks to you, "Pixie, could you take your own head off and let me borrow you? I promise I'll return your body once I get one, it won't be long."

Baleruk leans in at that point, brushing you aside and snorting. "You will NOT attempt to have my thrall decapitate himself!"

[Nephrite]

Moore smiles. "I'm afraid I'm quite attached, as it were. I'm certain that a suitable body will walk in from somewhere."

[Anastasia]

On your rejection, the head screams in fury and leaps at you, biting away.

Init.

[Nephrite]

[13:45] <Nephrite> roll 1d20+31 you really picked the wrong pixie
[13:45] <Kobot> Nephrite rolled 1d20+31 you really picked the wrong pixie --> [ 1d20=7 ]{38}

[Anastasia]

> roll 1d20+1 Head
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d20+1 Head --> [ 1d20=15 ]{16}

Baleruk will willingly hold to go last.

Init is Moore (38) > Head (16) > Baleruk (15)

Go.

[Nephrite]

"That's not very nice, you know!" Moore says as he strums his harp once, which emits a deafening shout at the head!

Greater Shout

[13:52] <Nephrite> roll 10d6 DC 27 Fort
[13:52] <Kobot> Nephrite rolled 10d6 DC 27 Fort --> [ 10d6=36 ]{36}

[13:53] <Nephrite> roll 4d6 defeaning halved if it passes the check
[13:53] <Kobot> Nephrite rolled 4d6 defeaning halved if it passes the check --> [ 4d6=14 ]{14}

So it's deafened for 7 rounds if it passes and stunned for 1 and deafened for 14 if it fails.

Also if it does not get stunned he's going to cast Greater Mirror Image.

[Anastasia]

> roll 1d20+5
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{21}

Under your sonic shout, the head vibrates and pops like a water bubble, not a speck of blood as it's gone.

Baleruk sniffs, "Low life trash."

Free act.