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Deliver us from evil (Jaela)

Started by Anastasia, February 20, 2017, 02:29:44 PM

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Anastasia

For my own reference, past the info + requirements on those items here.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Corwin

Ferrum Incendia

This ring grants the wearer's natural attacks a +5 enhancement bonus, as well as an additional 2d6 points of hellfire damage. This ring radiates overwhelming evil.

Ferrum Incendia must be doused in the joyous cries of newborn eternal life, then used to bring peace between great enemies.

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Blackguard's Hammer: Greathammer+1, unholy. Grants a +3 profane bonus to the save DCs of the wielder's spell like abilities or blackguard/paladin of tyranny spellcasting. 50,000 gold, assuming you're willing to sell an evil object of this power.

The Blackguard's Hammer must be used to to forge a blade crafted from the hand of a virgin and quenched into the first cries of a newborn saint.

I already had it used to craft a blade by a pretty nice elemental smith in Brightwater.
<Steph> I might have made a terrible mistake

Anastasia

Ferrum Incdentia cracks. The sense of vile evil from it lessens, still there but softened.

Before your eyes, the blackguard's hammer shifts. The greathammer becomes made of gleaming steel, smooth and pristine. Golden runes cover it and a sense of serenity comes from it.

Loot post incoming for you.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Corwin

Jaela smiles down at the new mother before directing her attention to the midwife, to see if there's anything she could help with.
<Steph> I might have made a terrible mistake

Anastasia

"It's done," The midwife rises, cleansing her hands in water and wiping them with a towel. The baby's in the mother's arms, "Thank you, honored one."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Corwin

"Being given the opportunity to help in some small way is its own reward," Jaela responds with a smile, and heads out with Kascha. There are still plenty of women near childbirth to help, according to Tannin's information, and she'll do it to the best of her ability.
<Steph> I might have made a terrible mistake

Anastasia

Just going to help out? I assume this is a reason to skip along unless you have something in mind.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Corwin

Yep. After we're done with this, I'll give the hammer to Hanna with the whole story about how the joy of a newborn soul caused it to be reborn and cleansed of evil!
<Steph> I might have made a terrible mistake

Anastasia

Hanna's resting in bed. She's curled up and with her eyes closed, though she opens them when you come in. Mirajane's sitting at her bedside, a book open in her lap. On the other side of the bed a simple bed of blankets has been laid down - 27's place, though he's not there right this moment.

"Jaela," Hanna says, voice sounding fuzzy. Dazed, far away, but at least not in pain.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Corwin

"Comfy?" Jaela asks, sitting down on the floor close to the bed as her armor melts away into robes. "It's surreal, what's going on outside. You have a world that doesn't know if it wants to keep going, or go back to its roots, or become heaven."
<Steph> I might have made a terrible mistake

Anastasia

"Yeah," Hanna's voice is just a bit raspy still. She coughs thrice before groaning. "How do you think it's going to go?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Corwin

"It's headed the right way. I think Alicia and Syala will try to reshape that society entirely, but after what Benfal went through it might not be a bad thing. I still remember what happened to Lifasa in a few short years, so...."

Jaela shrugs helplessly, before forcing a smile upon her face. "So I got you a gift!" She produces the hammer, launching into a glorious story of traveling across the planes to reforge it in righteousness, only to discover that the final ingredient was the transformation of a tortured world into the heavens through what can only be seen as childbirth on a planar scale!
<Steph> I might have made a terrible mistake

Anastasia

Hanna takes the hammer with a smile, resting it on her chest and with a hand around it. She listens to your story but soon dozes, slipping into sleep's embrace. As you finish Mirajane smiles, "She's been sleeping a lot today," she says, "I think it's a good sign, it means she's not in enough discomfort to be forced awake."

Also, you note 27 got back when you weren't looking. He's curled up on his bedding, his chaos diamond clutched close to his chest.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Corwin

Jaela smiles at Mirajane, before waving at 27. She glances over at her mother's bed, before raising an eyebrow in question.
<Steph> I might have made a terrible mistake

Anastasia

27 nods and sits up. He shudders and then begins to hack and cough loudly. Several of them, before he spits out an identical chaos diamond. He wipes it clean on his bedding before placing it against Hanna's hand.

Mirajane stares. "I didn't see that coming at all."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?