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Dragon surgery (Tryll and Surraruthru, 88 days left)

Started by Anastasia, June 22, 2017, 11:11:34 PM

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Yuthirin

Calleigh pulls the King's Cloak from her pouch and tosses it into the air. Tryll's power catches it there and fans it out gloriously. "It's a cloak made by an azer! It'll never burn!"
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

> roll 1d100 slaad
<Rei-chan> Kotono rolled : 1d100 slaad --> [ 1d100=83 ]{83}


Renbuu snaps his fingers, the cloak flying towards him. He devours it in several bites and then, "An ashy start with a surprisingly full bodied and robust spice note once you get past that. A bold entree, but something of a mistake here as a first course."

Renbuu then hacks the cloak right back up, as if it was never eaten. He lays it on his throne and says, "Now, your request?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

I'm making assumptions about how common the knowledge of this is! Yay!

"You remember helping the guys with Aurora with Baleruk, right?" Calleigh asks.
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

"Baleruk!" Renbuu declares, "A fine piece of art! Never in my days have I been so proud of a rainbow. I recall it well."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

"Yep, he's pretty awesome! Well, he's been helping the Aurora with a bunch of stuff. Eating other dragons and stomping devils and other nasty stuff. I dunno if they ever told you, but the original goal of the folks on Aurora is to free their home prime from tyranny. See, devils invaded the plane while it was in the middle of a golden age and basically enslaved or killed everything. There's so much evil lawfulness that Bel himself was recently able to set foot on the plane and not have it shake apart into little bitty pieces. You might have even heard about it. But! That started the clock, and now if we don't stop them real super soon, the plane is gonna slide into Hell forever and tyranny will win and we can't let that happen because tyranny is awful awful lawful nonsense and everyone knows that freedom and proper chaos is best for all great things to be as best as they can be and so we need help!" Deep breath. "They've got devils that think they can perfect law to control destiny and all sorts of other stuff and worst of all they're sorta right 'cause they're doing it and we've gotta stop 'em 'cause that's what we do! We're trying to be paragons, but we need stuff for the ritual. Specificically, we need a small portion of essence of color for me, and two portions of raw chaos for both of us."
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Yuthirin

"Plus, the colors in Lifasa right now are super gross. Just dull and ugly and bland and gross. Not fun at all. Like spoiled paints, and not even in a fun way. Lots of grays and oppression." Calleigh makes a face. "We gotta fix it."
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

> roll 1d100 slaad
<Rei-chan> Kotono rolled : 1d100 slaad --> [ 1d100=33 ]{33}


"WHAT?!" Renbuu gasps, "You lie! You lie! Aurora's colors are ugly, bland and boring? I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS!" Renbuu sweeps his arm out, "To Aurora! THERE IS ART TO BE DONE!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

"Well that's not quite what I said but okey-dokey!" Calleigh is ever-cheerful, "Aurora's colors are good. Mostly. It's Lifasa's colors that are dying."
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Yuthirin

"But you should still come! Baleruk would be happy to see you! Probably! As happy as he gets, anyway!"
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

Rosa and Moonlight exchange a glance, while Renbuu declares, "Open the portal!" he commands you.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?