The hoard: always (Surraruthru, 84 days left)

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Anastasia

"Send me some when it's done," Hanna agrees. "Good luck with Baleruk, do you need company?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Iron Dragoon

Surraruthru shrugs.

"Only if you want to come. It shouldn't be a big deal. How much of a cut do you want?"
This is not the greatest post in the world, no... this is just a tribute.

Anastasia

"Whatever you have is fine," Hanna says, "It was only 5 minutes of work."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Iron Dragoon

This is not the greatest post in the world, no... this is just a tribute.

Anastasia

Baleruk awaits in his lair, sitting on his pile of coins. He watches you intently as you enter, "Do you have it?" he asks in a low voice.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Iron Dragoon

"Yes, I do. One of your little avatars of insanity stuck his arm through reality to try and steal it, though."

Surraruthru reaches into his haversack and produces the crystal.
This is not the greatest post in the world, no... this is just a tribute.

Anastasia

Baleruk peers at the crystal, "That is it. Well done, Surraruthru, give it to me," Baleruk commands.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Iron Dragoon

Surraruthru tosses it over.

"Though it pains me, I have to admit I've been somewhat inspired by your idea."
This is not the greatest post in the world, no... this is just a tribute.

Anastasia

Baleruk snatches it with one claw. He merely looks at you, "Of course you have been inspired. You have seen the GREAT BALERUK!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Iron Dragoon

Surraruthru chuckles.

"I'll watch how you do this. And also to get my cut."
This is not the greatest post in the world, no... this is just a tribute.

Anastasia

Baleruk eyes you, but finally says, "VERY WELL! I SHALL ALLOW THIS!" he bellows, "Now STAND BACK AND BASK IN MY PRISMATIC GLORY!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Iron Dragoon

This is not the greatest post in the world, no... this is just a tribute.

Anastasia

> roll 1d100 higher the better
<Kobot> Kotono rolled 1d100 higher the better --> [ 1d100=62 ]{62}


Baleruk holds the crystal and his scales begin to glow. Brighter and brighter and brighter yet, until the tinkle of gemstones is heard. They shed from his scales, hunks of them becoming glittering, beautiful gemstones of various colors. A rain of them, like a dog shaking off water from its coat. Dozens and dozens cascade down, landing all around Baleruk.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Iron Dragoon

Surraruthru studies it, trying to learn the way of it.
This is not the greatest post in the world, no... this is just a tribute.

Anastasia

<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?