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Started by Anastasia, April 27, 2018, 03:15:49 PM

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Anastasia

Ack! A hunk of floor right beneath Ariyis vanishes.

Reflex save.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Iron Dragoon

> roll 1d20+13 Ref
<Serith> Iddy roll for Serith < 29 > [d20=16]
This is not the greatest post in the world, no... this is just a tribute.

Anastasia

Kyaaaah!

With a cry and a lunge, Ariyis dodges the pit fall. Just as well, because a few moments afterwards, void becomes a small cubby, a short ladder leading right down into it. Sitting at the bottom of the cubby is a treasure chest. Like one in a bard's story, all red and golden, decorated richly.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Iron Dragoon

Ariyis looks it over from where she is, checking for more traps.
This is not the greatest post in the world, no... this is just a tribute.

Merc

"Are you okay?!" Gwynn exclaims upon seeing a hole open beneath the tiefling.
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Anastasia

<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Iron Dragoon

> roll 1d20+23 Search
<Serith> Iddy roll for Serith < 43 > [d20=20]
This is not the greatest post in the world, no... this is just a tribute.

Yuthirin

"A LIBRAR-whoa! Don't just push strange buttons, boy!" Pavel scolds. "I've seen good men die from overcuriosity in this place!"
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Iron Dragoon

Ariyis hisses at him rather audibly.

"I'll do as I please, human. I'm not interested in the opinions of fools who can't tell a woman from a man."
This is not the greatest post in the world, no... this is just a tribute.

Merc

"Unless I've lost track of tiefling biology, I'm pretty sure that's a woman," Gwynn points out to the little Fey. Pausing, she adds, "As am I, by the way. And Bull should be male."

Turning to Ariyis, "And Pavel is no human, he's a fey. SOME kind of fey, anyway. Not very familiar with his race, I admit."
<Cidward> God willing, we'll all meet in Buttquest 2: The Quest for More Butts.

Yuthirin

"Whatever. I don't care about however your bits mix and match! We have more important things to worry about! Like this dungeon! It's designed to murder and/ or reward us! The more of us are alive, the more likely we are to all survive." Pavel blithely ignores speculation about his race. "Be more cautious! That's why I use evil things! They're cheap and nobody cares when they die!"
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Iron Dragoon

Ariyis ignores the man and goes back to checking for traps so she can loot the chest.
This is not the greatest post in the world, no... this is just a tribute.

Anastasia

The chest is trapped with a simple spring and needle. It'll send a needle right into your hand when you open it.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Iron Dragoon

Ariyis attempts to disarm it and unlock it!
This is not the greatest post in the world, no... this is just a tribute.

Anastasia

<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?