A New Beginning

[Anastasia]

Miranda barely seems to notice, but Champion pads up on up to Calleigh, giving her a long look.

"You may," Ebony concurs. "I can take Dana alone if she's interested and you are not. Or if you would rather spend time with Miranda, as I believe she is too powerful to travel the Prime safely."

[Yuthirin]

"How come Miranda can't go on primes, but I can?" Calleigh asks, diving onto to Champion's face.

[Anastasia]

Champion looks unbothered by this, while Ebony merely chuckles. "You are a courre familiar and not a mighty solar or powerful valkyrie?"

[Yuthirin]

"Yeah but I'm way scarier than a normal courre! I'm, uhh...I'm a princess courre!" Champion receives ear scratches!

[Anastasia]

"Still, you are no threat to the Prime, last I heard," Ebony says, gently so. "So...Tryll?"

[Yuthirin]

'I will go with Dana. Miranda, you are tasked with finding a way to prevent your presence from damaging a prime. Once you do so, join us there.' Tryll says.

[Anastasia]

"The only way I've ever heard of is to be a divine proxy," Miranda says, slowly.

"Then go suck Tempus's cock or something," Dana grunts, getting up.

"I-" It's all Miranda manages to get out, eyes wide and mouth hanging open.

"Seriously, if you're going to be a worthless bitch, at least make a man happy so women who are worth a fuck don't have to waste their time with that bulls-"

WHAM!

Miranda's fist impacts Dana's jaw with a distinct CRACK of breaking bone. A moment later the two are grappling, rolling on the floor and punching, headbutting and clawing one another. "YOU BLACKHEARTED BITCH!" Miranda screams as Dana grins back despite her broken jaw.

Ebony merely blinks once at this, "...I see."

[Yuthirin]

Calleigh looks up from Champion's fur, "Whoa!"

'I've changed my mind.' Tryll says. 'Nobody is going anywhere until you two can get along. Get this out of your systems now.'

[Anastasia]

> roll 1d2 1 Dana 2 Miranda
<Rei-chan> Kotono rolled : 1d2  Dana 2 Miranda --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}

A rolling, rollicking fight follows. A brawl, the two of them bloodying each other in it. Broken noses, torn cheeks, gashed heads and more. In the end Dana puts Miranda down with a final headbutt then rolls off of her, groaning. Miranda groans as well, the two bloodied but healing thanks to Ysgard.

"...heh..." Dana manages to say, spitting out a tooth and blood. "...guess you're alright."

Miranda's reply is a deeper groan, "...particularly....if you can talk...with more intelligence than...profanity...ow..." She wipes her brow with her forearm, blood coming away plentifully.

"See?" Dana slowly sits up, looking like she went twelve rounds with a boxing balor, "This is why I like Ysgard." She pauses to spit out a few more teeth, "Shit, I thought you'd hit me quicker than you did."

"Today's been a long day," Miranda says and lets it go at that, sitting up as well. She's in much the same state as Dana.

[Yuthirin]

'If you two are quite finished?' Tryll asks mildly.

[Anastasia]

"Yeah, good enough," Dana says as her injuries continue to mend before your eyes. "What were you saying we were gonna do, Tryll?"

[Yuthirin]

'Nothing. We are going nowhere. We are going to stay right here. In this building. Until you explain what gotten into you. I'll admit I haven't known you that long, Dana, but lately you've been remarkably unpleasant. Even for you. Your rudeness to Miranda has been tremendous.'

[Anastasia]

Dana flops back and growls, "Happy endings are miserable."

Miranda grimaces as she adjusts her broken nose, taking the right shape as the swelling continues to go down. "Not a sentiment I expected to hear."

"Look, ever since we beat Hell...then what? Some people can sit around and be happy and pretty, but I want some fucking action!" A deeper growl at that, "Lifasa's so happy and safe and BORING right now!"

[Yuthirin]

'Dana, I don't think you understand the magnitude of what we're trying to build, here. You are the first and an integral part of a team we're putting together that will accomplish great things. Terrible things. The kinds of things that nobody writes about because they've never happened before. Did you think I was making a joke when I said I plan to kill Shar? We need allies, and I'd appreciate you not alienating them as soon as I try to recruit them.

As for Lifasa, we're not staying there. Not permanently. The kinds of things we're going to be chasing down don't need to know that we have a connection to Lifasa. Certainly not something I want to involve the children in. We'll likely only go there to check in and use the Aurora's facilities if they're available. It's a safe haven we can fall back on, but not one we should abuse. If we can't solve Miranda's issue with primes, doubly so. We're going to need to acquire another mobile demiplane and go from there. We're starting our own Medicant. A Tryllicant. No. That's a terrible name. We'll figure it out. So relax. Calm down. Try not to be a such a turbobitch.'

[Anastasia]

"Yeah, yeah," Dana says, rubbing her chin as it resets, heals itself. "So hey, at least we have this kickass lodge for now."

Miranda shakes her head, "Turbo...bitch?" she says, slowly. "Like the difference between a mundane sword and a magical sword, only for being intolerably bitchy?"