News:

No longer content with mere attendance, the middle-class suburban poseurs have begun to put their hands in the air and wave them like they just don't care

Main Menu

Establishment

Started by Anastasia, June 15, 2018, 05:26:54 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 6 7 8 9 10 ... 19
User actions

Yuthirin

#105
June 25, 2018, 01:40:00 PM
"Oh hey! Is this some kind of super secret slaad art gallery!?" Calleigh asks.
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

#106
June 25, 2018, 02:12:39 PM
Dana looks around, "I guess fucking so?"

Miranda does as well, sniffing the air, "Isn't Renbuu an artist? This must be one of his galleries."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

#107
June 26, 2018, 12:20:29 AM
"He's not an artist! He's THE artist! The best!" Calleigh retorts.
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

#108
June 26, 2018, 11:25:57 AM
"So...now what?" Miranda asks.

"An excellent question!" A gray slaad wearing formal noble's clothes and cape steps out from nowhere, voice posh and cultured. "Lord Renbuu has chosen to invite you to his gallery."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

#109
June 26, 2018, 12:11:46 PM
"That's super nice of him! Hello!" Calleigh waves.
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

#110
June 26, 2018, 12:23:23 PM
No sign of the rainbow frog anywhere or a reply to that.

"Yes," the gray slaad drawls on, "As it may be. Shall I curate your artistic journey or do you prefer to wander on your own?"

"Curate," Benyen says right away, "The last bit of art I dealt with I ended up breaking over the head of a troll priest of Malar."

"Sounds fucking fun," Dana perks up. "What was it, a painting?"

"Nah," Benyen says, "A granite bust of a king. It broke, but it also broke the troll's head."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

#111
June 26, 2018, 12:52:51 PM
"We probably shouldn't break any of Renbuu's art." Calleigh discourages.
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

#112
June 26, 2018, 01:15:57 PM
"Hmph, uncultured..." The gray slaad sniffs, "It is a risk, but often Renbuu destroys his own art. It is something that is...anticipated." A pause for that word, a slight frown.

"Oh, that's great then, would he appreciate me breaking something of his over something he dislikes?" Benyen asks quickly.

"Well..." The gray slaad considers.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

#113
June 26, 2018, 01:56:13 PM
"...really? You WANT us to break something? Creatively?"
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

#114
June 26, 2018, 02:01:38 PM
"Yes," The gray slaad says, "Destruction can be art. So be artistic and please Renbuu by doing it in an artistic way."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

#115
June 26, 2018, 10:50:01 PM
"Do you have a specific piece? Or should we just obliterate everything?"
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

#116
June 26, 2018, 11:06:57 PM
You are taken to a particular piece. It is a sword made of volcanic glass, smooth and regular, save for a single spike jutting a foot up and to the side, coming from the middle-side of the blade.

"This," The gray slaad says, "Be artistic! Be an artiste!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

#117
June 27, 2018, 12:06:40 PM
Calleigh stares at the sword. "Huh. What's it supposed to be, anyhow?"
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

#118
June 27, 2018, 12:11:47 PM
"A spiked sword, of course," Miranda picks it up, giving it a cautious swing, "It ruins the balance of the blade."

"Yeah," Dana seconds, "Like having a cock on your forehead, it's just useless."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

#119
June 27, 2018, 12:49:36 PM
"Why would you put a chicken on your head?" Calleigh asks, "That seems silly."
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 6 7 8 9 10 ... 19
User actions