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A long way to the gate

Started by Anastasia, September 03, 2018, 01:03:48 PM

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Anastasia

The goblin stirs and blinks, yawning. "Huh?" he says in a drifty, sleepy voice.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

"Hello." Moore says, slightly more quietly. "My name is Moore, you're... uh, outside my fortress. What can I help you with?"

Anastasia

The goblin yawns and then straightens, "Moore?! Finally! Yes, yes, I'm Hamperie, at your service!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

Moore smiles gently. "Okay, nice to meet you, Hamperie. What can I do for you -- or perhaps I should just ask what brought you here?"

Anastasia

"I want to help you and learn from you," Hampiere says, a hand to his heart. "Can I serve you, Moore?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

Moore blinks. "I mean... Sure, but that doesn't answer the question." He smiles again. "How'd you even hear about me or find your way here?"

Anastasia

"You saved a friend of mine," he says, "That was enough."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

Moore scratches his head. "All right, we'll leave it at that. What are your talents, Hamperie?"

Anastasia

"I'm a traveling merchant," Hampiere says, "I know how to buy and sell things, and make a sustainable profit even when many won't trade with you."

The irony of your desire about the trading hub is not lost on me, no.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

Moore claps his hands together.

"Perfect." Moore says. "I'm just starting out, but I'd like to make this a good hub for trading. I want us to be able to ease the tensions between similarly-aligned places that have normally been a bit too... cold-shouldered, if that makes sense." He explains.

"Do you think you can help with that? If nothing else, I'm fine putting you in charge of handling the trade agreements for us."

Anastasia

"I'll do my best, I promise," Hampiere says, "The goods and the metals, the shops and the alchemical bombs, all of it! I'll work all of it out for you!"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Nephrite

Moore smiles. "Why don't you come inside the fortress and I'll introduce you? You don't have to sleep out in your tent all the time."

I know we were headed that way anyway, but this is a fine segue point into your vacation.

Anastasia

<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Anastasia

Okay, new topic time. Neph, make sure to update your list of NPCs for me, would you?
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?