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Started by Anastasia, December 27, 2018, 08:15:18 AM

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Anastasia

"In this case, we request 20,000 gold, coins," Ruby says after a moment. "Is this acceptable?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

'Sure. Calleigh, pay the lady.' Tryll says.

"YOU pay the lady! I'm tired of being your mule!" Calleigh retorts.

'Calleigh. You are the one who has the money. I cannot carry the money. I do not have a physical body.' Tryll replies patiently.

"So what!? Maybe I wanna keep it!" Calleigh says mulishly.

'You can't keep it. We need to find the dragon so we can steal his stuff.' Tryll explains.

"Ooooh stuff! I like stuff! Especially a dragon's stuff!" Calleigh's eyes have gotten frighteningly large and shiny.

'Right. Pay the lady.' Tryll finishes.

Calleigh slings a sack of gold onto Ruby's desk. "One sack of gold in trade for location of dragon's stuff! Hey, are all shadow dragons evil?"
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

Just because I'm a DM that has to ask these things, that is the full gold in there, right?

Assuming it is, post the expense in loot.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

The gold is carefully counted, but swiftly at the same time. "This will do," Ruby declares, "Please, be comfortable while we prepare your information."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

Calleigh starts building a nest in Miranda's hair.
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

Miranda clears her throat, "Calleigh?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

With a long look up, "Why?"
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

Miranda closes her eyes and sighs softly.

Debonah looks over, "Child," she remarks, "Do not disrespect a warrior so."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

"Aw." Calleigh pouts.
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

Debonah goes into her bags, coming out with a cunningly carved set of stone figurines, "Would you like to play with these? Touch one and you'll see." They're warriors and knights, mages and clerics and other such things.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Yuthirin

"Toys!" Calleigh leaps off of Miranda's shoulder and flies over to Debonah.

Tryll nonchalantly casts Prestidigitation to fix Miranda's hair.
What if they're not stars at all? What if the night sky is full of titanic far-off lidless eyes, staring in all directions across eternity?

Anastasia

Miranda turns and mouths, 'Thank you,' to Tryll once Calleigh can't see it.

Dana and Benyen are drifting closer together, watching.

"Touch one and it'll move and you can give it commands," Debonah says, "Once on a time, a visiting nephew enjoyed them greatly, but he's grown to an age to feel himself past such trifles. I think it's better than someone has a chance to enjoy them rather than them sitting in a forgotten closet."
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?