In the LAST exciting episode of SR Ball Z.... Introductions2

[Captain K.]

Name: Captain K.
Rank:  Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan, soy capitan
Current Assignment:  Trying to keep my Paranoia game running in spite of myself

[Olvelsper]

I live, somewhat.

Alias: The Kitty of DOOM, and whatever else my demented mind dreams up. Little Green Space Panda is looking awfully good lately...
Job: When not mucking about, probably tending to the art forum, kinda. Does browsing 4chan count as tending to the art forum? :o

[Ragnar]

Name: Ragnar, but you may call me "Sir."

Rank: Man in Pink Armour

Current Assignment: Wait, we're supposed to be working?

[Bean Bandit]

Wait....we have Rank, or we are Rank?

[Carthrat]

Well, some of you, anyway.

*eyes Hal*

That old man smell never goes away..

[Yuthirin]

Yuthirin, mutant fishman at large, reporting for duty!

Rank: I do nothing special, and just about everybody seems to like me in spite of it. If I need a title...it shall be "Dood."

Job: Keeping Olguin together and on track, dood.

Speaking of which, I'm SO tired of hearing Ash say that every other three seconds, Olg. :P

[Olvelsper]

And you shall hear it forever more so long as it's in my sig! *needs to get his act together and make a little flashy .gif with Ash or something*

Bwehehehe!

[Liddo-kun]

Rank: Plushie gnawer, which places me above Rai in the natural disorder of things. ^_-

Die, Panda!  O_O

*stabs stabs stabs stabs stabs*  >_<

I am not the subsitute Kwok, dang it!  So why must I then be constantly subjected to such levels of anti-luv?!  *sniffle* I mean, plushies need luving too....  ;_;

Name:  Liddo-kun (Rai/Plushie)

Rank:  Cub Scout Initiate (Seemingly.  -_-)

Current Occupation: Oft trodden victim of the nefarious Tall Fleshy Folk.

Future Occupation:  Supreme Ruler of All Things Big and Small!

Current Assignment:  Bring mankind down a peg or nine so that they may take their rightful place as subservient playthings for the plush kind.  And to build a washer and dryer big enough to throw Merc in.

>_>

<_<

[thepanda]

*Thepanda is stabbed with a plushie dagger repeatedly.

*Thepanda, of course, laughs.

You know, I never get tired of seeing that. ^_^

[Olvelsper]

You get plenty of luv, Plushie-chan.

...from Kwok. He loves equally, despite race! Yours will be the love affair to rock the ages, the sad little unwashed collective of fluff, and the ambigious persocon.

[Liddo-kun]

*Thepanda is stabbed with a plushie dagger repeatedly.

*Thepanda, of course, laughs.

You know, I never get tired of seeing that. ^_^

You get plenty of luv, Plushie-chan.

...from Kwok. He loves equally, despite race! Yours will be the love affair to rock the ages, the sad little unwashed collective of fluff, and the ambigious persocon.

.....

And in other news, you both suck.  *stabs again righteously*  >_<

Once I take my seat on the throne of world power, you'll both be sorry!  An eternity spent in a tank filled with amorous cloned Kwoks will be too good a punishment for you!

On another note, when the heck did Kwok become known as an ambiguous persocom?  o_O

[Dracos]

If you stayed in chat, you would know. =)

*pats the poor plushie and allows him to sit at his side and pretend to have power*

Dracos

[Irius]

Name: E.I. Burned

Rank: *Reads off of nametag* Involuntary Whipping Boy...  Well, that's the last time I'm last in line for the name tags.

Duties: Wha?  I know my rights damnit!  And I only have to tell you name, rank and serial number!  That number, of course, being that I'm a source of 7 essential nutrients!

[Brian]

Riboflavin!

[metroid composite]

name: metroid composite
current rank: rainbow newbie
Current assignment: spamming people to vote in the RPGDL.  Speaking of which go vote! ( www.rpgdl.com ).  Granted, this has been moreso my task the past couple days, being week 80 and having a potential record setter within reach; not sure what my assignment will be three days from now >_>.