Happy Birthday Jeram

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Dracos

May 26, 2005, 11:16:59 AM
At the end of the day you're another day older, and that's all you can say for the life of the poor...

but thankfully you're a Soulriders, so we can say a good deal more =P

Happy Birthday, Jeram.

Dracos
Well, Goodbye.

Brian

#1
May 26, 2005, 12:18:24 PM
As a gift, I present to you the all-cabit choir of destruction:

o/` Death destruction and despair
People dying everywhere

Chorus:

It's your birthday
Happy birthday o/`

o/` May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake

Chorus:

It's your birthday
Happy birthday o/`

o/` Even though they whine and weep
Kill the women take the sheep

Chorus:

Happy birthday
It's your birthday o/`

And for your present, please enjoy this hand-made FIRE~!
I handle other fanfic authors Nanoha-style.  Grit those teeth!  C&C incoming!
Prepare to be befriended!

~exploding tag~

Dracos

#2
May 26, 2005, 01:43:25 PM
*laughs*

Dracos
Well, Goodbye.

Liddo-kun

#3
May 26, 2005, 02:36:31 PM
What smells like rank and grizzled meat,
Like eggs and fish and smelly feet?

What's green, purple, red, with little pink dots,
With red shaggy hair and warts in funny spots?

What has tentacles and legs and dozen eyes, all over,
Is slimy in places, but has a hard candy cover?

Why, it's your cake, of course!  Bon appetit!
Now open wide and eat, eat, eat!

From Chef Akane and crew, Happy Birthday, Jeram.

^_^
Liddo-kun: Bjorn is the rain gutter in which all the dirty thoughts of humanity flow into?
Bjorn: I prefer, instead, to think of myself as the crap that blocks the rain gutters, causing the dirty thoughts of humanity to back up, fill the streets, and flood your basements.

Shuten

#4
May 26, 2005, 03:40:45 PM
Jeram!

A Birthday!

That is HAPPY!

Shall be granted to thee!

OR I SHALL NUKE THE WORLD!!!!! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!


....

In all seriousness Happy Birthday! ^^


Sincerely,
Shuten

thepanda

#5
May 26, 2005, 03:54:39 PM
Happy B-day, guy.

...

*Not particularly heavy with the wit, am I? >_>;*

Edward

#6
May 26, 2005, 08:22:32 PM
Quote from: "thepanda"*Not particularly heavy with the wit, am I? >_>;*

Nor am I.  ^_^

Happy Birthday, Jeram.
If you see Vampire Hikaru Shidou, it is Fox.  No one else does that.  You need no other evidence." - Dracos

"Huh? Which rant?" - Gary

"Do not taunt Happy Fun Servitor of the Outer Gods with your ineffective Thompson Submachine Gun." - grimjack

Ranma_007

#7
May 26, 2005, 08:29:20 PM
Happy Birthday, Jeram!!!

*shoots you in the head twice, then celebrates your death every year by drinking a martini, shaken, not stirred*

Jeram

#8
May 26, 2005, 10:49:41 PM
You know... I figured as much from Shuten (he's always been the bombin' type), but Ranma 007 - I can't believe you'd get drunk without me!

As for the rest of you - thanks!  Here's my own poem:

A snicker snack he went - encrouching as he went
and before too long he was alone - and then he was spent.
An afternoon of taking heads was hard and dirty work
He wiped his brow and knew that his duty he could not shirk
For all that wished him well that day would soon be coming near
And a birthday wish he'd feel in his bones would pierce him like a spear
On the other hand, he needed new gloves


Thanks!
-J
t takes a mighty pen to write fanfiction.

-Jeram
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