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Started by thepanda, September 09, 2005, 09:41:03 AM

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thepanda

September 09, 2005, 09:41:03 AM
Happy birthday, Ranma007! May your day be filled with high adventure, beautiful women, and maybe even a bit of magic. ^_^

Brian

#1
September 09, 2005, 11:48:42 AM
Happy Birthday, 007.5!
I handle other fanfic authors Nanoha-style.  Grit those teeth!  C&C incoming!
Prepare to be befriended!

~exploding tag~

Ragnar

#2
September 09, 2005, 12:35:18 PM
Happy Birthday and many happy returns, oh Half-Man-Half-Woman of Mystery.
-Ragnar
"BUT THOU MUST!"

DannyCat|somewhere: Watch out, Huitzil. Encredible froce is being swang here.

Dracos

#3
September 09, 2005, 01:19:31 PM
Happy Birthday 007.  Rock out.

Dracos
Well, Goodbye.

Liddo-kun

#4
September 09, 2005, 01:37:07 PM
I woke up dreading another day,
Only to find it's 7's day.

So that got me thinking of this and that.
Like what you'll be doing tonight, in fact.

Cruise 'round town and look for chicks?
Knowing your luck there'll be nothing but hicks....

Have a nekkid babe pop out a cake?
Mmm.  You'll end up with a granny packing fakes....

Maybe dance with an office hottie in lace?
Bah.  With you around she's packing mace....

What, oh what, was there left for you?
That wouldn't leave you feeling blue.

Then it hit me!  A solution in sight!
A perfect way for you to end your night!

It's at times a chore and a feat.
It requires the liberal use of meat.

Lots of beating.  Lots of kneading.
But not too rough or you'll get bleeding.

Hold this all in a special location...
Wait, no!  This isn't THAT thing with lotion!

It's a birthday dinner, you perverted lout!
You know, chicken or beef or even trout?

A gathering of friends with festive cheer,
To match the stream of free-flowing beer.

Where you'll chug and chug and chug some more,
Caring not that you'll have a cleaning chore.

You'll leave it for tomorrow when you wake,
Or at least 'til after you puke up cake.

Or even later, sans stabbing pain...
Oops!  But it's time to go to work again!

Merry Birthday, 7.
Liddo-kun: Bjorn is the rain gutter in which all the dirty thoughts of humanity flow into?
Bjorn: I prefer, instead, to think of myself as the crap that blocks the rain gutters, causing the dirty thoughts of humanity to back up, fill the streets, and flood your basements.

Ranma_007

#5
September 09, 2005, 05:36:28 PM
Thanks guys! Y'all rock!

Dexie Oblivion

#6
September 09, 2005, 10:39:01 PM
Happy B-day, Ranma. ^^
Pet my snake, pet my ssssnaaaake. :P

Shuten

#7
September 10, 2005, 01:59:19 AM
Well a wee bit late but better than never... Happy Birthday, 007! ^^


Sincerely,
Shuten

Edward

#8
September 10, 2005, 10:16:35 AM
Since it's your birthday, are you now Ranma008?
If you see Vampire Hikaru Shidou, it is Fox.  No one else does that.  You need no other evidence." - Dracos

"Huh? Which rant?" - Gary

"Do not taunt Happy Fun Servitor of the Outer Gods with your ineffective Thompson Submachine Gun." - grimjack

Jeram

#9
September 11, 2005, 11:29:21 PM
Hurrah for Baltimore's own Ranma Ranma Saotome.
t takes a mighty pen to write fanfiction.

-Jeram

Shuten

#10
September 20, 2005, 03:18:04 AM
Happy Birthday, 007! ^^


Sincerely,
Shuten

Dracos

#11
September 20, 2005, 10:14:05 AM
I'm confused.

Two birthdays in a month?

Dracos
Well, Goodbye.

Brian

#12
September 20, 2005, 10:27:29 AM
Must have accidentally staged his death too well once.  Needed another birthday to cover for it.
I handle other fanfic authors Nanoha-style.  Grit those teeth!  C&C incoming!
Prepare to be befriended!

~exploding tag~

Anastasia

#13
September 20, 2005, 11:15:08 AM
Happy Birthday, Ranma. I don't have much to say past that, but have a damn good one.

Oh, and make sure to turn into Ranko007.
<Afina> Imagine a tiny pixie boot stamping on a devil's face.
<Afina> Forever.

<Yuthirin> Afina, giant parasitic rainbow space whale.
<IronDragoon> I mean, why not?

Ranma_007

#14
September 20, 2005, 06:15:11 PM
The first one was my unbirthday. Today is the real deal though.

*goes to get ready for dinner out at some place*
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