Funny Chat Quote of the Moment

[Dracos]

...

You need to work on your mocking creepy people skills :)

[Edward]

So you're saying Dexie should go comment on Pokegirl threads over at Anime Addventure?

[Dracos]

Yes.  Absolutely.

[Dexie Oblivion]

But my avatar is a girl from Pokemon! :O

[Dracos]

That means you are prepared!

[Dracos]

[10:37] <Ko-Acrinafightscyberdemons> Hi.
[10:37] * Dracos2 pickets Ko's house.
[10:37] <Dracos2> "Cyber demons have a right to life too!"
[10:38] <Dracos2> "Marines are Murder!"
[10:38] <Dracos2> "You don't want an angry CyberDemon in your home!  They don't want an angry marine in theirs!"
[10:39] * Ko-Acrinafightscyberdemons watches the cyberdemon explode thanks to the BFG.
[10:39] * Dracos2 gets an email that the team meeting is canceled.  10 minutes after team meeting.
[10:39] <Ko-Acrinafightscyberdemons> There, problem solved.
[10:39] <Ko-Acrinafightscyberdemons> ...-_-
[10:39] <Ebiris> Tell them to get their asses off our martian moons, then!
[10:39] <Dracos2> ko: It's no biggie.  There is inevitably comedy value in going "Okay, back to work then" when everyone is wandering outside the meeting room.
[10:40] <Dracos2> "BFGs should be outlawed!  Join MACDAG today!"
[10:40] <Dracos2> "MACDAG holding a cookie get together to discuss gun control and how it is necessary to protect your children"
[10:41] * Dracos2 concludes: Insane picketting is fun.
[10:41] <Ko-Acrinafightscyberdemons> Fuck that. We're gonna take the moons back THEN take their land. Fuck those...demons. They don't deserve to life!
[10:42] <Ebiris> Manifest Destiny~
[10:42] <Ko-Acrinafightscyberdemons> Damn straight.
[10:42] * Dracos2 holds up photoshopped pictures of Cyberdemons sharing candy with children.   And photoshopped pictures of Marines kicking young girls off cliffs.
[10:42] <Dracos2> "WHO IS THE REAL EVIL?"

[Dracos]

Two visitors today:



[11:30] *** Guest27273 [~Guest441@pD9E73B16.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #soulriders
[11:30] <Guest27273> hi
[11:30] <Dracos2> It is a guest!
[11:30] <Guest27273> do yu spiek german??
[11:31] <Dracos2> Serve it tea and yukarifood!
[11:31] <Guest27273> h����������???
[11:31] <Guest27273> do you speak german??
[11:31] <Dracos2> I'm sorry, we speak only canhazburgcat.
[11:31] <Guest27273> ohh
[11:31] <Guest27273> where do you come from??
[11:32] *** Guest27273 is now known as SHADOW
[11:32] <SHADOW> ???????????????????
[11:32] <Dracos2> A place that fell into the ocean in 2057.  Some once called it the west coast of the states united under cheezburger. =)
[11:32] <Dracos2> Also, that's a lot of question marks.
[11:32] <Dracos2> Quite excessive.
[11:32] <Dracos2> =)
[11:32] <SHADOW> yes!!!!!!!!           of course:D
[11:33] <DannyCat> And One Must Fall was set in 2097, not 2057.
[11:33] *** SHADOW is now known as Guest22909
[11:33] <Dracos2> You should be careful.  There is an oni here.  If you are too excessive it shall wake up and eat you.
[11:33] <Guest22909> and how old are you??????????????????     (lots of questionmarks)????????????????
[11:33] <Dracos2> Dannycat: One must not fall.  One must dance.
[11:33] *** Dracos [~Dracos@adsl-69-106-252-197.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net] has quit [NickServ (GHOST command used by Dracos2)]
[11:34] <Guest22909> i go now
[11:34] *** Dracos2 is now known as Dracos
[11:34] <Guest22909> c��
[11:34] *** mode/#soulriders [+qo Dracos Dracos] by ChanServ
[11:34] <Dracos> Good bye.
[11:34] *** Guest22909 [~Guest441@pD9E73B16.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has quit [WBB3 rulez!]

====================
[11:42] *** camgirl29 [~camgirl29@ANantes-257-1-143-77.w90-32.abo.wanadoo.fr] has joined #soulriders
[11:42] <Dracos> ...
[11:43] <Dracos> come on
[11:43] <Dracos> be less blatantly obvious
[11:43] *** camgirl29 was kicked from #soulriders by Dracos [You have failed to reach our minimal level of troll.  Go level up.]

[Dracos]

<Kotono> For the record, I apologize. I never imagined I'd be making you roll a check to see if Hell has sexual harrassment laws.

[Dracos]

<Brian> We need to make a Ragnar-based OS.
<Brian> That way, we can say, 'RagnarOS', and get both Portal geeks AND WoW addicts to laugh!
<Ragnar> Meanwhile, I won't get it at all ._.
<Brian> Ragnaros is a raid boss in Molten Core....  Pre-expansion end-game stuff.
<Brian> GLaDOS is the computer from Portal.
<Ragnar> Ah
<Brian> RagnarOS, therefore, would be you, on fire, as a raid boss, AND A COMPUTER!
<Brian> :D
<Ragnar> Heh
* Ranma007 bakes a cake
<Ranma007> Huge success. :)
* Brian makes a note here.
<Brian> Wow, I haven't checked out Strongbad in over six months.
<Dracos> He's changed a lot.
<Dracos> He went to rehab.
<Dracos> got cleaned up.
<Dracos> He's a better man now.
<Dracos> Doing community service.
<Dracos> He doesn't like being called strongbad anymore, though.
<Dracos> He goes by Paris Yeltson.  After his father.
<Dracos> It's his way of trying to go at it with a clean break.
<Dracos> The cheat dying from a drug overdose in jail really changed the man.
<Ranma007> Huh?
<Dracos> Just talking about Strongbad.
<Slacker> I can dig it.

[Dracos]

* Angel0886 stabs wisconsin senators
<Angel0886> Let's tax video games and consoles to pay for the juvenile justice system!
<Dracos> That's a great idea.  We'll make it more expensive to stay home and cause no trouble to anyone.
<Dracos> Thus encouraging kids to go outside.
<Dracos> Where they can build excellent social skills such as lying, petty theft, and drugs.
<Angel0886> haha
<Dracos> This will help kids join sports teams to participate in useful character building activities  as group such as: Extreme Rock Climbing, Paintball, and Extreme Hazing.
<Dracos> I see nothing that could ever go wrong with this.

[Dracos]

<odin> But arguing on the Internet is like competing in the special olympics.
<Crnobog> Fucking awesome?
<odin> No.  Even if you win, you're still a retard.
<odin> http://static.flickr.com/75/195983063_e380efd610.jpg
<Crnobog> I am well aware.
<Onigiri> Like pissing in an ocean of piss.
<Dracos2> odin: Hum, is it reallly worse than arguing in real life? :P  At least on the net, it can be performance artwork.  In real life?  Not only do the same rules apply, but you probably have to see whoever you're arguing with the next day.
* Dracos2 creates the ultimate meta-dumb, arguing about the arguing on the internet meme.
<odin> That's one of the funnier things I've read. :-)
<Crnobog> That's pretty meta.
<grey> haha nice

[Dracos]

<Chibi-Ginn> Mai was an easy character to learn
<Chibi-Ginn> much easier than king, anyways
<Ragnar> Easy on the eyes, too :D
<Dracos> You know not the beauty of it.
<Ragnar> Yeah, she is.
<Dracos2> Definitely.
<Dracos2> let's talk about Mai being easy.

[Dracos]

Nobody has funny chat quotes?  Are we all boring people?  Don't answer that :p

[Brian]

<Merc> So Brian. I've heard mention that you're playing in a real tabletop game with Drac. Does Drac put on a pointy wizard hard and make funny roleplaying voices?
<Brian> He's not GMing.
<Brian> That's my job.

[Brian]

Not quite a chat quote, but close enough:

* Customer Upgrade Services to undisclosed-re.

Dear User,

We are currently upgrading our total Email Network againt a very devastating virus that has now entered our Email Facility.

To protect your Email Account, you must respond to this email immediately and provide:

1) Email Address
2) Password

Failure to do this will immediately render your Email Account deactivated from our database.

We await your swift response

Regards,
Customer Help Desk.