Attempt 1, floor 1: First try! Good luck! Don't die too fast

[Anastasia]

The stone grazes the already wounded magician! A crack upside his head, a minor wound making him wobble like a drunkard! But he's still up, hanging on as Corwin comes around!

Corwin go.

[Corwin]

Shaking off a clinging jellyfish, Corwin glares at the spellcasters, giving each and every one of them a fair share of his evil eye. "StinGIN," he grates, dripping water. "Bad! CorWIN hurt!"

The Bardiche of Punishment rises, deceptively slowly, and Corwin steps in with his right foot, twisting his body. He adds the momentum of his turn to his angry horizontal slash, and then turns again to repeat his attack, his weapon seeking out the wounded mage's blood!

[Corwin]

[13:18] <Corwin> roll 1d20+2
[13:18] * Hatbot --> "Corwin rolls 1d20+2 and gets 21." [1d20=19]
[13:18] <Corwin> roll 1d20+2
[13:18] * Hatbot --> "Corwin rolls 1d20+2 and gets 17." [1d20=15]
[13:18] <Corwin> roll 2d4+5
[13:18] * Hatbot --> "Corwin rolls 2d4+5 and gets 12." [2d4=3, 4]
[13:18] <Corwin> roll 2d4+5
[13:18] * Hatbot --> "Corwin rolls 2d4+5 and gets 10." [2d4=2, 3]

[Anastasia]

Ow, ow, ow. Fuckin' a OW.

The Bardiche of Punishment delivers it's namesake! The wizard is cut in twine, fading away as his body is shattered! Where he was only has a small, smooth white stone instead of his body. It glows faintly, pearly white.

Act, as there are no unheld victims on the battlefield

[Corwin]

Growling, Corwin proceeds to extract further punishment on the evil mages with their evil spells, using his polearm!

[Corwin]

[18:46] <Maz> roll 1d20+2
[18:46] * Hatbot --> "Maz rolls 1d20+2 and gets 13." [1d20=11]
[18:47] <Maz> roll 2d4+5
[18:47] * Hatbot --> "Maz rolls 2d4+5 and gets 11." [2d4=3, 3]

[Carthrat]

Tchaener carefully makes his way towards the log, attempting to pass over towards the other side, and begin cracking the necks of those mages who remain held!

[Dracos]

Aesop followed and collected his daggers while Tchaener was doing so. "Anything on them of note?  The stone perhaps?"

Dracos

[Anastasia]

Corwin can continue to dispatch spellcasters without attack rolls, they can't move. Aesop and Tsch, you're going to need Dex checks to cross the log. If done properly you can take it very slowly and get a -1 bonus. You can also choose to stop after a step and turn back if you don't want to.

The second one is killed by Corwin, a blue hemmed robe appearing where he was.

[Carthrat]

TchAENER makes a dex check! Pass by 3. * Hatbot --> "Carthrat rolls 1d20 dex check and gets 15." [1d20=15]

[Dracos]

[14:04] <Drac-chores> roll 1d20-1 dex check
[14:05] * Hatbot --> "Drac-chores rolls 1d20-1 dex check and gets 14." [1d20=15]
[14:05] <Drac-chores> pass
[14:05] <Drac-chores> by 4

[Anastasia]

Both Aesop and Tchanaer cross the bridge without falling in. Two held casters are left, the dwarf's magic effective.

[Carthrat]

"Aye, good work, paladin!" snaps Tchaener. "Kill them, otherwise they'll unfreeze and work evil upon us!"

[Corwin]

Corwin shakes his bardiche violently, cleaning it reasonably well of blood, and places the weapon on a harness at his back, behind the shield strapped there. Then, the strong paladin makes his way to the log, and crouches down, grabbing its base with both arms. Muscles straining, he raises it from the water by the other end, and twists his body, bringing the log in a wide sweeping arc at the remaining mage, the movement intended to bash him in the side and send him flying into the jellyfish-laden canal.

[Anastasia]

The third is slain by Tsc! It drops a battlemace where it was instead of a body, as Corwin plays hockey with the last body! The crack is audible as it's knocked into the river! Amid the splash it's body vanishes, delicate scrolls appearing in the water, soaking up instantly.