Attempt 3, Floor 2: What waits us past the demo level?!

[Corwin]

"You smell of overdue garbage, douchebag," Corwin says, snorting, as he hefts his longsword, ready to strike.


[20:19] <Elle> roll 1d20 vs 12 let's own this clown pretty please
[20:19] * Hatbot --> "Elle rolls 1d20 vs 12 let's own this clown pretty please and gets 3." [1d20=3]
[20:20] <Elle> roll 1d20 vs 12 let's own this clown pretty please #2
[20:20] * Hatbot --> "Elle rolls 1d20 vs 12 let's own this clown pretty please #2 and gets 4." [1d20=4]

[Carthrat]

Barely showing any sign of being injured, Tchaener counterattacks, a pair of arrows, one for each spoon-wielding gremlin!

[03:22] * Hatbot --> "Carthrat rolls 1d20 thac0 12 lamers lamers lamers and gets 11." [1d20=11]
[03:22] * Hatbot --> "Carthrat rolls 1d20 thac0 12 lamers lamers lamers and gets 12." [1d20=12]

[03:23] * Hatbot --> "Carthrat rolls 1d8+3 and gets 10." [1d8=7]
[03:23] * Hatbot --> "Carthrat rolls 1d8+3 and gets 11." [1d8=8]

[Anastasia]

The two dive bombing green gremlins are impaled, arrows through most of their body! They're fluttering weakly but still up, impaled but alive!

Initiative

[Dracos]

[20:50] <Dracos> roll 1d10-1
[20:50] * Hatbot --> "Dracos rolls 1d10-1 and gets 9." [1d10=10]
[20:50] <Dracos> ;_;
[20:50] <Merc> You fail at initiative?
[20:51] <Dracos> what's the point of a less than zero init weapon build with rolls like that?

[Carthrat]

[12:22] * Hatbot --> "Carthrat rolls 1d10+5 can I outinit SPOONS? and gets 10." [1d10=5]

[Dracos]

[08:23] <Maz> Lame
[08:24] <Maz> Okay, lameness, did that roll go through?
[08:24] <Maz> roll 1d10+2 init
[08:24] * Hatbot --> "Maz rolls 1d10+2 init and gets 5." [1d10=3]
[08:25] <Maz> Cool. Rat, mind posting that for me in Avatars?

[Anastasia]

> roll 1d10+3
* Hatbot --> "Anadoctor rolls 1d10+3 and gets 13." [1d10=10]

Corwin>Drac>Rat>Baddies

Go Corwin!

[Corwin]

Retrieving his potion of firebreath, Corwin drinks a portion, before breathing fiery doom at his laughing adversary!

[Anastasia]

The fiery burst of breath consumes the two wounded and arrowed gremlins in front of you! All that is left is a half charred skeletal set, and the main thrust of the flames gets the clown! As a gremlin  near it is critically scored...

It appears completely unaffected!

"Ho ho ho! Boys and girls, it's naughty to play with fire!" The clown is beginning to chant in a chilling tongue!

Drac

[Anastasia]

The fiery burst of breath consumes the two wounded and arrowed gremlins in front of you! All that is left is a half charred skeletal set, and the main thrust of the flames gets the clown! As a gremlin  near it is critically scored...

It appears completely unaffected!

"Ho ho ho! Boys and girls, it's naughty to play with fire!" The clown is beginning to chant in a chilling tongue!

Drac

[Dracos]

Aesop scoots back into the previous room, getting behind the wall and quaffing his healing potion.  

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[11:24] <Corwin> Don't die, Drac!
[11:24] <Dracos> I dislike dying.
[11:24] <Dracos> roll 1d8+1
[11:24] * Hatbot --> "Dracos rolls 1d8+1 and gets 2." [1d8=1]
[11:25] <Dracos> ...
[11:25] <Corwin> SAUL
[11:25] <Dracos> and apparently healing

[Anastasia]

Aesop's wounds mend somewhat, but he still has vicious burns all over!

Carthratticus.

[Carthrat]

Tchaener growls, his hands flickering, firing arrow after arrow at the difficult-to-harm balloon-clown-thing!

[01:27] * Hatbot --> "Carthrat rolls 1d20 and gets 16." [1d20=16]
[01:27] * Hatbot --> "Carthrat rolls 1d20 and gets 18." [1d20=18]

[01:28] * Hatbot --> "Carthrat rolls 2d8+8 and gets 16." [2d8=3, 5]

[Anastasia]

The sword wounds have struggles with his skin. It's like trying to cut a balloon with a paperknife's dull edge, the slashes only somewhat effective! But it does work, making him slowly leak more gas! His words stop as the surviving gremlins attack - this time all three focus on Tchaener, flingling flames!

> roll 1d20
* Hatbot --> "Anadoctor rolls 1d20 and gets 19." [1d20=19]
> roll 1d20
* Hatbot --> "Anadoctor rolls 1d20 and gets 12." [1d20=12]
> roll 1d20
* Hatbot --> "Anadoctor rolls 1d20 and gets 9." [1d20=9]
> roll 1d6+1
* Hatbot --> "Anadoctor rolls 1d6+1 and gets 3." [1d6=2]

One glob does strike him, a burn across his knee!

React/initiative

[Carthrat]

[01:36] * Hatbot --> "Carthrat rolls 1d10+5 and gets 15." [1d10=10]