Deleted Scenes

[Halbarad]

[12:35] <Rez> Do I actually know how to trigger the change? :D
[12:36] <@Bjorn> Yes, you do.
[12:36] <@Halbarad> Iron Rez Power, Make Up!
[12:36] <@Bjorn> Feel free to make up how. :P
[12:36] <@Bjorn> Except don't listen to Hal.
[12:36] * @Brian snickers.
[12:36] <@Brian> I am the magical pretty warrior of crushing and steel!
[12:36] <@Bjorn> Pfft.
[12:36] <@Bjorn> Rezepticon... transform!  More than meets the eye!
[12:37] <@Brian> As long as Rez doesn't just do a striptease, revealing himself to be iron underneath.  'cause ... just ... no.
[12:37] <@Bjorn> Ooo.
[12:37] <@Bjorn> Iron Golem pantyshot.
[12:37] <@Halbarad> >_>;;
[12:37] <@Brian> <IronRez> Feel the iron.  Baby.
[12:37] <@Bjorn> "Is that a chastity belt, or... or... arggggh my eyes"

[Brian]

<Rez> I am totally aborting to dive for cover.
<Brian> I hate you.
<Halbarad> You suck.

[Halbarad]

Blame the rodent for putting the idea in my head.

[Bjorn]

<Brian> I should probably point out that I have '+8 to attacks versus a lavadog in abandon human cities while being an elf' on my character sheet.
<Brian> I know it sounds unlikely, but I thought, "It's cheap," so....
<Brian> :D
<Bjorn> Yeah, I noticed that.  I'm sorry I forgot it last battle. :(
<Bjorn> Unfortunately, you only have the personality of an elf, not the body, so it don't count none.

[Bjorn]

<Brian> I just had an image of Rez on one of those Jazzercise programs, with an announcer saying, "Come on golems, WORK those abs!"

[Halbarad]

[08:06] <@OkibiOhki> I'm going to sleep now, unfortunately.
[08:06] <@OkibiOhki> This gives you and Rez all kinds of time to speculate and discuss.
[08:06] <@OkibiOhki> With Rez's ... non-speakyness, and all. o_o
[08:06] <@Halbarad> Er... yeah.
[08:06] <@OkibiOhki> It'll be fun!  He can pantomime!
[08:07] <@OkibiOhki> Tim: "I think that we should probably ask them about shelter first."
[08:07] <@OkibiOhki> Nathan disagrees with interpetive dance.
[08:07] <@OkibiOhki> Fae: O_o?
[08:07] <@OkibiOhki> ahh, I need sleeep.

[Bjorn]

<Halbarad> <Brian> "I, uh, turned him into goop."
<Halbarad> <Brian> "...sorry?"
<Bjorn> <Fae> "He has been transcended!"
<Halbarad> <Brian> "So your ultimate goal in life is to become goop?"
<Bjorn> Not just goop -- IMMORTAL goop.
<Bjorn> And hey, if you can be turned into goop at a touch, well, that's not a bad goal.
<Halbarad> It's not? o_o
<Bjorn> Well, if you're going to be goop, might as well be immortal goop.
<Halbarad> I SUPPOSE, but is there a plus to being living and apparently inanimate goop?
<Bjorn> You mean, compared to being a pansy?
<Halbarad> Oh, well. When you put it THAT way.

[Brian]

Faeghorn Leghorn: "Fortunately, I say, fortunately I keep my goop numbered for just such an occasion."

[Bjorn]

Brian: Mifanetya is which number?
Bjorn: 30k2.
Bjorn: You killed Numba Nine.
Halbarad: So are lower or higher numbers good?
Bjorn: Roll AM.
Halbarad: roll 3d6 for NUMBERS~!
• Hatbot --> "Halbarad rolls 3d6 for NUMBERS~! and gets 4." [3d6=1, 2, 1
Halbarad: I KNOW numbers.
Bjorn: You've got no fucking clue.

[Bjorn]

<Brian> Alrighty, Hal!
<Brian> Now we're totally confused as to what information we actually even got.
<Brian> Your secrets, Bjorn, are SAFE.
<Bjorn> Heh.
<Bjorn> He's off base.
<Bjorn> Sort of.
<Bjorn> Or, put more correctly, he is entirely wrong, but wrong in such a way that questioning along these lines might lead you closer to the right answer!
<Bjorn> If you ask the right questions.
*Brian did not ask the right questions.
<Bjorn> And that's how I know I'm doing my job RIGHT!