Haiku - Strip Club

[Lufio]

The following is a test.  To see whether or not I'm actually logged in.  ^_^;  And to see what options are available for messages and what-not.  So, without further ado, here's an excerpt from my journal of haiku poetry.  


Journal Haiku - June 14, 2003

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Tonight we're going.
A moment's flight of fancy,
Going to the club.

2003/06/15

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Things we've heard, been told,
Girls not pretty, a dress code.
I need a shower.

2003/06/15

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New shirt.  Old pants.  Hat.
I'm good to go.  Let's do this.
Let's go see boobies.

2003/06/15

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Stops at ATMs.
Stop at gas station.  All set.
Booze and dollar bills.

2003/06/15

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Night of a full moon.
Stretch of highway in darkness.
A sign in blue, pink.

2003/06/15

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A stop at the gate.
A discussion of the rules.
Then we're past the guard.

2003/06/15

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Found a parking spot.
Turned off the engine, the lights.
We exit the car.

2003/06/15

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Signs of "Do"s and "Don't"s
Cover the front wall.  We wait.
Bouncer lets us in.

2003/06/15

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Cashier by the door.
Cover charge of five dollars.
We're finally in.

2003/06/15

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A bar to our right.
Tables and chairs to our left,
Surrounding a stage.

2003/06/15

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Flashing lights.  Mirrors.
Loud music.  Vulgar DJ.
Naked girl, strutting.

2003/06/15

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They're real.  They're fake.
She's good.  She's not.  Damn!  That's hot!
Phew, I need a drink.

2003/06/15

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Beer on tap, bottled.
Bar or waitress, nothing's cheap.  
Not even soda.

2003/07/08

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My turn at the bar.
As designated driver,
I get a free drink.

2003/06/21

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Back at our table,
Nursing a Mountain Dew.  Red.
It'll do.  For now.

2003/07/08

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Seats at the stage edge;
Get up close and personal.
A dollar per view.

2003/07/08

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Varied ways to tip.
At their hip, into their mouth,
Or between their breasts.

2003/06/15

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Fun to watch the crowd.
Men walk up, money in hand,
Leave, bulge in their pants.

2003/07/08

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More fun still, women.
'Specially those forced to it.
Bills in hand, squirming.  

2003/07/08

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One girl at a time
On stage.  Two song sets.  Then gone.
Clockwork, more or less.

2003/07/08

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Strut along the edge.  
Lean over.  Lie back.  Gyrate.
Give me your money.

2003/07/08

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Off-stage, they work still.
Roaming, table to table.
The real work, this.

2003/07/08

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They whisper softly
And invade personal space.  
One thing on their minds.

2003/07/08

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A personal dance,
Up close.  For forty dollars.
Sixty for two songs.

2003/07/08

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Hours pass.  Girls come, go.
Diff'rent table.  Diff'rent day.
It's after midnight.

2003/07/08

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Bottles bought and drunk.
Before the midnight hour.
No more after twelve.

2003/07/08

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It's kinda funny;
We've memorized their stage names.
Kinda scary, too.

2003/07/08

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Knows to groove her moves.
Nice body.  Blond mane.  Big breasts.
Beautiful Sunshine.

2003/07/08

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Short, dark hair.  Petite.
Enthusiastic.  A tease.  
Sensual Raven.

2003/07/08

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Caramel.  Barbie.
In our heads, those names, others,
Found lodging.  Freaky.

2003/07/08

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Tips.  Drinks.  Entrance fee.
Not bad for a Guy's Night Out,
Should do this again.

2003/07/08

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STEP 4: WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT.
"[C]leverly say a few words of encouragement to Sailor Moon and the other senshi. [...] They will be so dazzled by these speeches of yours, they won't even notice that you disappeared...AGAIN"

- Pandora Diane MacMillan, 'Tuxedo Mask, the Token Male'