Lunar Boot Camp

[Brian]

Makoto panics, remembering the device that Genkai left her with. Not knowing what it it, or really, how to use it, she pulls it out and points it at the old pervert nervously. Well, she thinks she's pointing it at him, anyway.

[Ebiris]

Rei turns around to see who the other aged voice belongs to.

Geez, I thought everyone on the Moon was supposed to be ageless...

[Corwin]

The old pervert who had earlier groped Rei looks offended. "And here I thought you were just happy to see me, Missy," he says mournfully.

[Corwin]

Rei sees another old man leering at her, though his gaze lies significantly lower than his companion's.

[Ebiris]

Rei shudders at the feeling of dirtiness that overwhelms her. And not in the good way.

Ignoring the librarians, she turns to Makoto. "You were right, Mako-chan, lets look for the information ourselves. I'd rather not deal with... them," she finishes, giving a scathing look towards the two old perverts.

[Brian]

Makoto is currently trying to hide behind the brave princess Rei from the scary gnomes, and so readily agrees, stowing Genkai's delightful deviant detracting device with delicate discretion. "Um, yeah, Rei-chan, I think that'd be for the best." I'm starting to think the 'help' around here isn't so helpful....

[Corwin]

"You need information?" The two old men join hands, and raise large, innocent eyes at the pair of princesses. "Can we help you?"

[Brian]

"Um... do you have any information on Metallia?" Makoto asks, uncertain that asking this Happy-go-Lucky duo for help with anything is a good idea.

[Corwin]

"Why, yes!" Happy exclaims, rubbing his hands in glee.

His companion throws a glance at him, and then whips out a pallet, and leers at Rei. "We'll tell you where to find it... for a small contribution to our museum."

[Brian]

"Museum?" Makoto muses thoughtfully. "Well, I'm all for the advancement of culture, and I suppose that must be really important on the moon, right?"

Frowning, Makoto rubs her chin. "Hmm. I didn't bring much with me."

[Ebiris]

Rei gives the old perverts a dubious look. "If you're thinking of asking for our underwear, I suggest you reconsider."

[Corwin]

"I beg to differ," Lucky responds, openly admiring Makoto's chest. "Not underwear, no," he adds quickly, ignoring the hurt look on his companion's face. "Just pose for us, baby!"

[Ebiris]

Glaring at the two perverts, Rei speaks in her most dire tones. "Do you two have any idea who you are dealing with?"

[Corwin]

"Very gifted library visitors?" Happy asks innocently.

[Ebiris]

"Try 'visiting royalty from Mars and Jupiter'," Rei says through gritted teeth, producing the royal seal of Mars and displaying it to the pair.