The Start of it All

[Naphtali]

"But then I killed you, so that WAS a lifetime.  There, all done."  Shi tapped his chin thoughtfully.  "Your attachment to this mortal, brother, is a weakness.  I was merely curing you of it."

[Shuten]

"Actually Kwok summoned me to annoy you Deathboy... failed at that so I've decided to marry this cutie." Sakura got to her feet and looked around.

Meanwhile...

"I must find them... but I'm so horny... Perhaps a detour thru Planet Brothel... NO!"

They're coming...

BEHOLD YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR!

Dem Hentaijins isa cummin...

"MOM! Are we there yet?"

And they've brought...

"No dear! Now get back to screwing your Sister!"

"But MOM!"

FAMILY!

OOC: ^^;;;


Shuten

[acetalon]

"I attach myself to mortals, yes its true.  Weakness?  Maybe, but I'll take this weakness over complete strength any time.  Guess you could say it's part of my nature.  And unless someone decides to go kill me again," he said, glaring at Shi,  "It'll stay that way.  Its better than being alone for an eternity."

He looked up at Sakura, he was momentarily speechless.  

"Marry?"  He mouthed.  "What?"

[RyderHakubi]

Ryder stood back and watched the trio bicker... again...

"You know, it's really sad watching them... If they're not killing each other, they argue...  I swear, if this is what having a family is like, I'm glad I can't remember them."

As he complained, the watch Ryder picked up from Yamiko started to buzz pager-like...

[Kwokinator]

Kwok blinked at Sakura.

"What?  I summoned you?  When?"

[Shuten]

He looked up at Sakura, he was momentarily speechless.  

"Marry?"  He mouthed.  "What?"

"Yes Marry! Don't tell me your afraid of commitment!" Sakura frowned as tears formed. "You are... aren't you?" Tears than flooded forth.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! MY BOYFRIEND IS AFRAID OF COMMITMENT!!!!!!!!" Sakura wailed.

Meanwhile...

Family Values...

"HARK! A Maiden doth cry! Family we must assist this couple!"

"MOM! Do we hafta?"

"You'll do it and like it!"

"But I don't WANNA!"

"I wonder how long it'll take to get to Grampa Biff's..."

"AAAAAAAA!!!!!! I'LL DO IT! I'LL DO IT!!!"

Are a *wonderful* thing.

OOC ;p


Shuten

[acetalon]

"Hey, come on, gimme a break!  I just died a half hour ago!"  Ace replied defensively.  "Sorry, I probably just don't remember this talk between us."

"So, when do you want to get married?"

[Shuten]

"Hey, come on, gimme a break!  I just died a half hour ago!"  Ace replied defensively.  "Sorry, I probably just don't remember this talk between us."

"So, when do you want to get married?"

Sakura smiled brightly as she grabbed Ace's hand and dashed towards the nearest church dragging him along for the ride.

Meanwhille:

Family...

"MOM! It looks like things are working out."

"Tsk! You have much to learn Boy."

Remember Kiddies!

"You just want to screw them!"

"You act as if... OH WOE IS ME!!!"

Always listen to your Elders!

"Wha?"

"Why was I cursed with such an UNGRATEFUL SON!"

On rare Occasions they might offer good advice!

"You're the one who gave birth to me."

"Just for THAT! You can WALK home!"

Of course it should be noted...

"But were in SPACE!"

"SO! It'll do you some good! Put hair on your scrawny chest!"

This isn't one of those times!

"Alright... *bitch*."

"Why thank you dear!"

Naa it's just another *wholesome* moment....

"Oh daughter dearest."

"Yes Mom?"

...with the Hentaijins.

"Go with him."

"Okay! I just *love* my Big Brother!"

Spread da LOVE!

"MOM! I HATE YOU!"

"I LOVE YOU TOO BOY! Oh and dinner's at 8:00! If you're late you can eat gruel!"

Family... Doncha love 'em?!

OOC: ^^;;


Shuten

[acetalon]

OOC: Well that certainly was quick.  ^_^

IC:  The chocobo's cocked their head at the strange sight of their handler being dragged along, but decided to follow anyways.

"Kweh"


"I-isn't this a little, you know, sudden?"  Ace stammered.

[Shuten]

Sakura came to a sudden stop at Ace's words. "Too fast?!" Sakura declared angrily. "I've been waiting *years* but if you don't want to..." Sakura trailed off as she began to wail like a banshee in heat.

"FEAR NOT YOUNG MAIDEN!!" Sakura's eyes slowly widened in horror.

"Oh no..." Shaking with terror she screamed even louder than before and glomped Ace with all her might.

"The Hentaijins have come to HELP!" Stepping out in all their perverted glory to begin their intro. They wouldn't get the chance though.

"SHI! KILL THEM! KILL THEM!" Sakura shrieked over and over again as her mind became further dominated by fear.

OOC:


Shuten

[Naphtali]

"Always up for blowing up people."

*BOOM*

"Oops.  Shoot, overdid it.  I got DIRT on my shoes..."  Shi ignored the huge crater and the blackened ground as he bent and dusted himself off.

[RyderHakubi]

Ryder blinked as the Hentaijins exploded...

"Impressive Shi... Very impressive."  Ryder mumbled as he looked towards Ace and Sakura.

"Well, are you going are what?  I love weddings."

[acetalon]

Ace was thoroughly shocked by now.

"Alright, lets have the wedding now if only so that we don't have to meet those...things... anymore."

"You wouldn't happen to have a tuxedo on you, would ya Ryder?"

[Shuten]

"Ano... well the thing is... I don't know where a church is!!!" Sakura wailed.

OOC: ^^;;


Shuten

[acetalon]

"...Does this mean we're going to be seeing more of those perverted things?"  Ace asked nervously