The BEGINNING!

[calendar]

Lallie frowned.  That place. . . yes, she knew about that.

Right between their legs. . . men were weak, weren't they?

[Bean Bandit]

Jean grinned as she saw the thoughtful frown on Lallie's face.

"You understand, I see." she chuckled. "Trust me. Works every time."

[Kwokinator]

"ITAI!" Heezan screamed as Lucky fell down onto the floor, still holding his nose.

Toppling along with Lucky from the force of the pull, he landed on Lucky, accidentally slamming his forehead into the bard's face as he crashlanded.

[RangerShade]

Fortunately Lucky's head had built up some density (not like that!) and this latest trauma was just another in a long line of such.


However the situation he found himself in was enough to clear his mind...what there was of it.

"Hey! I don't swing that way pervert! My mates are wimmin! Get away!!!"

Accidently kneeing the perverted magic user in the crotch several times, the bard struggled free and staggered in the direction of the girls. It seemed that all the blows to the head had made him forget why he'd backed away in the first place.

[Kwokinator]

Heezan yelped in pain as he was kneed in the crotch several times.

"Grr..." he growled.

Shakily getting up to his feet, he glared at the staggering bard's back.

"Get...away...from...my...Lallie..." he growled, from anger from both Lucky repeatedly bothering Lallie and from the pain in his groin. "Lightning... BOLT!!"

[RangerShade]

*Boom*

Lucky was experiencing Deja vu. Once again he was taking to the air care of Annoyed as Hell Wizard Airways.

And his destination was heavenly bliss in the form of a cute girl. Though they were sorta violent.

"Sweeto!"

*Twang*

The sound of a breaking lute string came from his back.

"Nooooo!!! It took me forever to get that thing finally back in tune!!"

[Rezantis]

With narrowed eyes, Fred tapped Heezan on the shoulder...

[TannimFodder]

Hammerfist had only one thing to say about the entire situation, an old dwarfish saying that harkened back from the days of his childhood.

"Verin menchan una lebre," muttered Axebeard as he shook his head, and turned back into the inn to get more to eat.

[Kwokinator]

Heezan was going to turn around and yell at whoever tapped him on the shoulder, but sweatdropped when he realized that he had largely forgot about his pursuer when he was busy beating up Lucky for groping Lallie.

"Yes...?" he said, turning around slowly.

[Rezantis]

...and the mace came crashing down.

[Kwokinator]

"Ack!" Heezan cried as he saw the mace streaking towards his head.  Panicking, he held up a hand to push at the handles of the mace, hoping to stop the strike. "I didn't help Lucky, dammit!"

[Rezantis]

The mace is rushing downwards with the force of a strong - and annoyed - cleric behind it.

Trying to ward it off is a panicky, wussy excuse for a mage.

Do the math.

:)

[Kwokinator]

"AAAAHHHH!!!!!!" Heezan screamed as the mace landed on his head rather painfully, rendering him unconscious.

'I hope Lallie'll be okay with the pervert...' was his last thought.

[TannimFodder]

Axebeard traded mute looks with Truesword.  The dwarf shook his head and quafed another ale as the other man held his head between his hands and groaned.

OOC:  At least, that's what I'm assuming he's doing, since he's not saying anything...  =P  (Hopefully, this will goad him into talking...)

[Carthrat]

OOC: Let's, ah, hurry things up, hmm?

Remember, a long time ago, Fred was about to start talking. It's kinda vital you here what he has to say, so try and get back in the tavern..