DVD Bonus Features -- Deleted Scenes

[Brian]

Ginrai is finally starting to catch up... o_O
<Ginrai> Having a fun time, Bjorn? ^^
<Faceless> No. >.<
<Faceless> Fucking other-selves who can't keep it in their pants.

[Rezantis]

Rez: <Huitzil> "But... what could a bard do against an army like that?"
Rez: <Rez> He can talk!
Rez: <Dracos> He can talk?
Rez: <Rez> He can talk!
Rez: <Dracos> He can talk!
Rez: <Rez> o/` He can SIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG! o/`

[Bjorn]

Ekim cups his hands delicately around the shards, frowning speculatively. "This is fine work," he rumbles, obviously impressed. "Very fine." He starts laying the sword on a nearby anvil, piece by piece, as though assembling a puzzle. "Mmmm," he muses rocking back on his heels. "How could a sword of such craft fail?"

Many, many years before...

<HADRICK SHUKER> Eleven oh one, eighteen sixteen, that's the order number on this one.  Now, the nice thing about these Archonae-forged blades....

*Hadrick smacks the sword against the counter a few times, causing it to break.

<HADRICK>  OW!  Ooooh, that hurt....  Oh, that hurt big-time.

[If you haven't seen knives.mpeg... why not?]

[Brian]

<@Bjorn> Ginrai certainly has an interesting strategy, doesn't he?
<@Bjorn> <Radegast>  Soon Mirallia will realize that your former selves were most likely the ones who killed her predecessor.
<@Bjorn> <Ginrai>  Okay, cool, let's go help her with that conclusion.
<Ginrai> not what I was expecting... ^^;
<@Brian> That's about exactly it, Bjorn.

[Bjorn]

<Rezantis> You know, this siege is -really going to suck-.
<Bjorn> Yeah.
<Rezantis> I hope the general each day is wearing a big flalshing light or something.
<Bjorn> Well, he'll probably be a twelve-foot flaming demon of death.
<Bjorn> So, pretty much.
<Bjorn> Or we can put up signs.
<Bjorn> "FREE COOKIES FOR EVIL GENERALS."
<Rezantis> Bwahahahaha
<Bjorn> Of course, you'd probably end up switching sides.
<Bjorn> You dirty cookie fetishist.
<Rezantis> Yeah. I would. ^^

[Dracos]

[23:54] <Ginrai> Bri: Other than increasing INT and END, is there any other way to make casting spells less strenuous for my character?
[23:55] <Brian> Sending a check or money order addressed to Brian Randall, 555 E. Washington, Apt.# 2203, Sunnyvale, Ca, 94086

Dracos

[Rezantis]

Drac manages to dodge and retrieve his sword, and the fight continues, in an awe-inspiring display of swordsmanship and skill . . .

*swish*
*swoosh*
*swish*
*swoosh*
*swish*
*swoosh*

<Farwell> . . . alright, screw this - BOTH of you incompetents can get the hell out!

[Dracos]

Shairthewm: You know
Shairthewm: I'm sort of good at tactics...but...
Shairthewm: when an army declares me to be the tactical expert of 30000 warriors....
Rezantis: It's pretty simple, really.
Shairthewm: X_X
Rezantis: Creep/Counter beats Rush, Rush beats Teching, Teching beats Creep/Counter.

Dracos

[Bjorn]

Imagine if casting had gone a little differently....

Ginrai as the Vassal of Hamar!

<Mirallia> And things progressed as they might, but should not... and thus I came to commit the gravest sin.

<Ginrai> So, you're saying we had sex?  Does that mean that we should have sex now?  I'm not clear on that, so I thought I would ask out loud, so the GM... you can confirm that point for me.

Dracos as The Bard!

<Dracos> Let me idly sing ye the song of the armoured warrior Gato, and the bounty he would idly pay to any strong enough to idly vanquish him.

Rez as the Fallen King!

<Rez> I never really liked jewelry anyways.  Besides, isn't Ginrai supposed to be the one who works with wolves?

Bjorn as a Over-Muscled Barbarian!

<Bjorn> This is... probably unfair.  Maybe they can send two generals at a time, to even things out?

Huitzil as the Lorekeeper!

<Huitzil> NONE SHALL PASS, MOTHERFUCKER!

[Rezantis]

Oops, I forgot.

<@Brian> The strategy guide recommends Dracos be switched out of the party for boss fights . . .

Boss Fight 1: Shot dead.
Boss Fight 2: Duh, where'd my sword go?

I can't wait for number 3. ^^

[Brian]

DaTCraft:

<Dreadmarch> LOLZ OMG DREADRUSH!

<Dracos> Destroy their SCVs/Drones/Peons!

<Rez> I forgot, this is what usually happens to scouts in RTS games....

<Bjorn> Build up our tech tree!

<Unseen> More defensive structures!

<Ginrai> AFK -- BBL.

[Brian]

<+Rez> Um, Dracos?  I'm back.
<@Dracos> Oh, good.  How'd everything go?
<+Rez> Uh ... swell.  Really swell.
<@Dracos> I see.  Did you refuel the army?
<+Rez> ...yes.  Yes I did.
<@Dracos> Uh-huh.  How come when you pulled into the driveway I saw all sorts of dents on the fenders?
<+Rez> Well, I, uh, you see -- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!
* +Rez runs to his room and slams the door.
@Dracos sets mode +Rez -v

[Rezantis]

Brian makes a mysterious attack roll (which hits), then rolls damage . . .

[07:41] <Brian> roll 3d6 for no particular reason
[07:41] <Chibi-Suu> them bones was tossed for Brian ... :3d6 for no particular reason --> [ 3d6=7 ]{7}

* Faceless has just been shot in the head by Silvershaft.
* Relm baps Faceless.
<Relm> You have 8 resistant PD armour. Which means it's someone else in trouble here.
<Relm> Like . . . Drac's oxen.
* Relm considers.
* Faceless has no helmet.
<Relm> That's because helmets are for wusses.
<Faceless> Don't you have a helmet?
<Relm> The laws of drama indicate that you won't be hit in the head except by a major villain.
<Faceless> A helmet, I might addd, with earflaps.
<Relm> Yes, but it's only for ornamentation.
* Relm looks better with a helmet. Have you got any idea how hard it is to take care of hair in such conditions?
<Faceless> It's like the ultimate wuss met the ultimate dweeb, and they bred in a horrific display of disgusting sexuality that set back the course of human civilization by a century and a half.

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<Relm> Yeah, we have no archer heroes thus far!
<Brian> Well, there's Erik, but he missed.
<Faceless> Pfft.
<Faceless> That's because Archer Heros all suck.
<Relm> Well, what good is he then?
<Brian> He's got detection abilities.
<Brian> <Erik> The Dreadmarch is near!
<Brian> <Dracos> You mean, in the trench?
<Brian> <Erik> Yeah!
<Brian> <Dracos> The one's we're fighting?
<Brian> <Erik> Yeah, yeah.  That's them.  They're REAL close.

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* Faceless will play Rez!
<Faceless> I can do it real good-like!
<Faceless> And worst come to worst, hey, there's five of us!
<Drac-sick> "I BRACE TO SHOOT!  I SHOOT!  I SHOOT!  I SHOOT!  I SHOOT!"
<Faceless> Close.
<Faceless> "I brace to shoot!  I whine!  I shoot!  I moan!  I shoot!  I complain!  I shoot!"
* Rez hates you.

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Rez attempts to block the Jotun's fifteen metre club and shatter it, promptly fails:

<Faceless> <Rez> Um, Ekim?  I broke my sword again.

[Bjorn]

<Faceless> Obviously, this world is filled with great political intrigue.
<Faceless> <Kevin> So, who's a traitor?
<DreadRelm> Loaded, huh?
<DreadRelm> ^^
<Faceless> *Birds chirp.
<Faceless> <Kevin> No one?
<Faceless> *Lammermore raises his hand slowly.
<Faceless> <Lammermore> I guess I could be, if it helps.
<Faceless> <Kevin> Okay, yeah.  That would be great.  D'you mind?
<Faceless> <Lammermore> No prob.  So, maniacal laugh now?
<Faceless> <Radagast> That is traditional, yes.
<Faceless> <Lammermore> Gotcha. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!
<@Brian> Actually, Lammermore should mention that he blew his chance to get the sword, first, and could be please have a do-over.

[Bjorn]

* Faceless wonders if it is time to accuse Col. Mustard.
<@Dracos> YES
<DreadRelm> <Faceless> . . . in the billiard room.
<DreadRelm> <Kevin> "The what?"
<DreadRelm> <Faceless> Er. Kitchen. KITCHEN.