Welcome to Ye Olde Placeholder thread. Corwin, Gate, 'Cat, lemme know when you guys have checked in. Also, for future reference, the best way to reach me outside of gaming hours is via email. Best to get in the habit of using that if something urgent comes up during the day, as I usually have enough time at work to check it once or twice (whereas AIM and IRC are right out).
Fnord.
It's quiet here.
...Too quiet.
You've committed one of the classic blunders! Don't you know there's no better way to provoke the universe into dropping a tank on you or something than by uttering that phrase? You may as well just say "Please smite me."
At least he didn't get involved in a land war in Asia...