---Final Result---
Fatalities:
Kakugo: Ate a flaming skull.
Phedra: Ate another flaming skull.
Survivors:
Reckgar: In critical but alive!
Neet: Flawless victory!
MVP:
Neet. He had the worst stats but his build was highly effective at dealing stupid amounts of damage. Yes, you can break PA/Pounce/Leap Attack.
Haul:
392,370 GP.
Best Boy:
Richard Williams.
In the future:
Reckgar: Commands the Hateful Whore. Likes to have a statue called Captain Morgan pinned to his prow.
Kakugo: Shaken from his resurrection, he went on to find his one strongest PUNCH. In particular, fruit punch. Throwing monk styled fruit punch is now a respected form of pirate combat.
Phedra: The proud owner of a six armed woman, a three headed woman and more.
Neet: Bears everywhere look up the LEGENDARY SUPERHERO bear Neet!
Cans of soda consumed while running game:
23.
Special Thanks:
Shao Kahn
Mookie
John Romero
Taishyr
And YOU!