(you all know the drift. Bloopers, odd scenes, etc)
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"So, let me get this straight, Director. I'm gonna be talking with a kobold. The slave farmers and such? And you want me to take it seriously as a mercenary guy?"
"And be snappy about it. These adventurers need to get on the road."
*grumble grumble, In my day...*
"Next thing you know, there's going to a party of farm animals asking for quests to fight orcs."
<NPC> So let me show you where the attacks occurred on this map...
<Rudi> A... map? Made from... hide, perhaps? The skin of some... creature?
<NPC> Uh, no. It's, um, paper?
<Rudi> Ah, paper. Made from trees?
<NPC> Yes?
<Rudi> Dead trees?
<NPC> ...