Hi, Hi World! This is Aisutori-chan, reporting live from Hyogo. Yes, that Hyogo, which is really wet right now. Well, really on the road from Hyogo as Yoshimori-san is driving us back to the hospital. Don't worry, I'm alright, though Jin is going to need to get patched up a bit. But I bet you all want to hear about what happened anyway?
Noriko-chan had been watching weather patterns lately. She's got a hookup to the weather channel and 2chan and sometimes says the weirdest things because of it. Anyhow, she saw the news on the tsunami early, and we headed out there right after school. The police were already evacuating people, and we let them know what was up. Minutes later we were striding into the worst of it, the rain coming down hard, and you won't believe what happened.
Tentacles. Aisu-chan was completely shocked. I'm not a hentai idol (There will be no pictures!). Noriko-chan isn't either, so don't even ask! Jin leapt to our defense gallantly, and beat the tentacles back until they retreated below the ground. Still, we couldn't just leave it like that. A tentacle monster in Hyogo? It was just wrong. So we gave chase, heading into the underground mall.
But it seems they play for keeps! There was another assassin waiting for us. He was all 'Hiyah, Fear my quick moving blade of ice' and I was all, "Stay Frosty" and turned him into an icicle pincushion, just like in that american show, Indy Jones. Aisu-chan doesn't take ice competition from anybody. Well, it didn't really go that easily. He was really quick with his sword, and hurt jin pretty badly, so we brought Jin topside for treatment.
As soon as he's better though, Clear Skies will return. Hyogo will be safe for skirts once more. Evil tentacle monster.
No pictures this time, really, but this is Aisutori-chan signing off!
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