SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
It is the end of times. Japan shall be destroyed and no number of magical girls will stop this. Cut your own neck.
Did you get drunk at lunch, Drac?
Drac doesn't drink. He only gets drunk on power.
Did you get a promotion at lunch, Drac?
It's not even lunch time.
There are mere until Night arrives in Japan. Neither of you are sufficient to even slow it down. Die in Despair, Wallow in Misery.
Neither of us, eh?
Alright, Ko, time for Dualtech: UNLIMITED NAKAMA WORKS.
Let's do this.
You say unlimited, but really I only see two of you. Homura brought a million bombs, and couldn't win. What could the two of you do?
Uguu harder?
It doesn't work. It is totally ineffective. Despair! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHH6lkdy__A)
Quote from: Dracos on August 29, 2011, 04:06:41 PM
You say unlimited, but really I only see two of you. Homura brought a million bombs, and couldn't win. What could the two of you do?
Nothing.
We're just going to sit back and call our friends in.
/me pulls out his Golden Tropebow and summons the tropers!
Quote from: Dracos on August 29, 2011, 06:03:23 PM
It doesn't work. It is totally ineffective. Despair! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHH6lkdy__A)
She didn't realize Walpurgis' level is proportional to player level. Next time you want to solo, Homura, don't grind; do a low level run.
/me hefts Ranma007.
We got this.
...We? *stares*
/me chucks Walpurgis Drac into the Post of the Day thread.
With OUR POWERS COMBINED!
What Brian said.
Ow. Such stunning damage! But truly, that is not enough! No four of you could possibly stop it!
What are we trying to beat now?
Walpurgis Night shall drive you all to madness and death, hence mere days!
/me sits on Dracos.
Wait, are we talking about the catholic holiday?
If so, we've got some months to kill.... In the meantime:
[09:07] <@Jaela> Why am I QB, anyway?
[09:07] <@Jaela> My mouth moves
[09:07] <@Jaela> I wonder what Drac was on when he did that
[09:07] <Fujisawa> [He] decided that everyone but the mods were Kyubei.
[09:07] <Fujisawa> Mods are magical girls, admins are witches.
[09:07] <Fujisawa> We're a bit, eh, outnumbered.
[09:08] <Fujisawa> Though, the Hatavatar+Walpurgis Night title ... does work.
[09:08] <@Jaela> I don't want to be QB :/
[09:09] <Fujisawa> Yeah.
[09:09] <@Jaela> Can you grant my wish, Fuji?
[09:09] <@Jaela> I'll kill witches for you~
[09:09] <Fujisawa> Will you make a contract with me?
[09:09] <@Jaela> Sure!
[09:09] <Fujisawa> Okay!
[09:10] <Fujisawa> Drac should change the themes on the grounds of us doing it wrong alone!
[09:10] <@Jaela> Just to be clear, I'm wishing for there to be less QB in the world
[09:10] <Fujisawa> This could be bad for you, but I'm willing to try and grant that wish anyway!
[09:10] <@Jaela> It's okay, because I'll become a magical girl!
Well, it looks like you are approaching killing each other. :)
Mission nearly complete.
Psst...
Only a five man band full of heroes could possibly proceed from here. Without such you are surely doomed. Understand this and accept your despair.
Where's Hal when we need him?
Do you really want -another- Walpurgisnacht showing up?
Let's You And Him Fight!
Sorry, it doesn't work that way. Additionaly despair.
As I said, only a Five Man Band could possibly stalk through here. Homura is not enough.
Alrighty. Time to choose our roles.
/me will be the Lancer. I need four stalwart companions to snark at and grudgingly admit I like to help me out here.
Big Guy, reporting for duty. Tell me who to hit, and get outta the way.
No heroes have arrived.
The world is devoured. Endgame.
Chomp?
I'll bite, what was the exercise here?
It was supposed to be a lead in for the new titles that are now rolled out, didn't quite push it hard enough off-line/not enough folks caught on or played along :) Possibly Madoka was too obscure? Anyhow, was hoping either a set of magical girls or good guys would show up for a nice flip of the title. Instead the witch rolled over the world undisputed. :P
Nah, it was just that ... with all of the Kyubei around, the posters gave in ... TO DESPAIR!
Also, lawls for us continuing to post in this thread.
Locking seriously did not help :P
Wait, this thread is locked?
Yes. Thus the "Warning: this topic is currently locked! Only admins and moderators can reply.' :)
What a quaint idea!
Ana, you need a new custom title to indicate your Five Bad Band status. I suggest Magnificant Bastard, or Chessmaster. :3