You know it.
Brian starts:
<Alberto> "I am no longer dressed to kill. UNACCEPTABLE."?
<Tylor> "So, can you tell us where we are?"
<Friar_Tuck> "I sure wou--" *is arrowed in the face*
* Vash looks mildly surprised at the bow in his hands, shrugs.
<Tylor> "Aren't you a pacifist?"
<Vash> "That pun really crossed lines."
<Tylor> "True enough. Hey, we got a horse!"
<Ika> You can't fool me! This is not a comfy chair, but a dangerous predator!
/me pokes the chair tentatively
<Comfy Chair> CHOMP
<Sailor> Run, everyone! Man-eating chair on the lo --
<Comfy Chair> CHOMP
/me panic
<Comfy Chair> CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP ...
/me powers up his energy thingy
<Comfy Chair> ... CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP ...
/me checks in on the carnage
<Q> Hey, what the -- it's not supposed to be doing tha --
<Comfy Chair> CHOMP
/me has won the game by eating the dungeon master!
/me wishes for world peace and eternal comfyness!
The End
Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah7GxKHGHPg
Be glad I'm not playing this character instead. Just... be glad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vb5VxA6m5Y
<Fujisawa> Tylor: "What's the winning move?"
<Fujisawa> WARGAMES computer: "The only winning move ... is to not--"
<Fujisawa> Dracos smashes a computer.
<Fujisawa> Dracos: "--fail to post. ò_ó"
Thank goodness we're not a police drama.
Det. Alberto: "So ... the case of Navigator Bolt Crank. Are we thinking foul play?"
Cap. Ika-Musume: "It's blatantly obvious he ate his gun. Just follow procedure; IAB's going to be here soon enough."