Congrats on surviving to the big three zero, Merc.
You're now officially old.
Welcome to the team.
Go Team! Go Merc!
*waves cane around at all the young whippersnappers and clinks it with the other old timers*
Happy B-Day, Merc! You survived another year.
Happy third decade, Merc.
One year closer....
To what, I dunno. They didn't bother telling me. I'm going to assume a pony, because that's fun.
Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday Merc!