Starting us off....
<Kesir>My ears sing to hear your voice, master. *steps into the room*
<Oki Bi> Your...shoes. You forgot to take them off.
<Kesir> Oops?
Dracos
<Official> "So, um, what I'm basically asking is, uh ... well, as a respected monk, in fact, the third most renowned temple-related figure in the land (Oki Bi being the second, and the Emperor the first), sort of a model of faith and morality of the citizenship, could you do the Emperor a tiny little favor?"
<Kesir> "Well, what do you need?"
<Official> "There's this band of assasins, right?"
<Kesir> "Okay. What about them?"
<Official> "We'd like to have you make sure they're killed. We'll give you guys to do it."
<Kesir> "Sounds good!"
<MysteriousFake> I know many tales. Would you like to hear one?
<Aliele> I would like to hear the tale of the Holy Grail!
<MysteriousFake> What? Not the empire?
<Aliele> First you must answer me these questions three. What is your quest?
Dracos
<Elue> "We thank you for not drawing your blade."
*Karil draws Twilight Song.
*Karla gasps.
<Karil> "Haha! I was faking it all along! Take that, irony!"
*Karil lays waste to everything for 500 feet with a flick of his wrist.
<Karil> "Booyah! Whose the Lord, bitches? Huh? Huh?"
Aliele: *Enters window*
Kesir: *Stands up naked*
Aliele: MY EYES! AIEEEE!!!
Kesir: *Does the little victory symbol with his fingers*
Aliele: *Holds prostitute hostage* Take me to your leader!
Kesir: Now you must face the wrath of my LOGIC ATTACK!
Aliele: ...violence never stops being an acceptible alternative.