Soulriders 5.0: Legend of the Unending Games

The Inn of Last Home...(^'o'^) => Old Otik's Table => Topic started by: Dracos on May 26, 2005, 11:16:59 AM

Title: Happy Birthday Jeram
Post by: Dracos on May 26, 2005, 11:16:59 AM
At the end of the day you're another day older, and that's all you can say for the life of the poor...

but thankfully you're a Soulriders, so we can say a good deal more =P

Happy Birthday, Jeram.

Dracos
Title: Happy Birthday Jeram
Post by: Brian on May 26, 2005, 12:18:24 PM
As a gift, I present to you the all-cabit choir of destruction:

o/` Death destruction and despair
People dying everywhere

Chorus:

It's your birthday
Happy birthday o/`

o/` May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake

Chorus:

It's your birthday
Happy birthday o/`

o/` Even though they whine and weep
Kill the women take the sheep

Chorus:

Happy birthday
It's your birthday o/`

And for your present, please enjoy this hand-made FIRE~!
Title: Happy Birthday Jeram
Post by: Dracos on May 26, 2005, 01:43:25 PM
*laughs*

Dracos
Title: Happy Birthday Jeram
Post by: Liddo-kun on May 26, 2005, 02:36:31 PM
What smells like rank and grizzled meat,
Like eggs and fish and smelly feet?

What's green, purple, red, with little pink dots,
With red shaggy hair and warts in funny spots?

What has tentacles and legs and dozen eyes, all over,
Is slimy in places, but has a hard candy cover?

Why, it's your cake, of course!  Bon appetit!
Now open wide and eat, eat, eat!

From Chef Akane and crew, Happy Birthday, Jeram.

^_^
Title: Happy Birthday Jeram
Post by: Shuten on May 26, 2005, 03:40:45 PM
Jeram!

A Birthday!

That is HAPPY!

Shall be granted to thee!

OR I SHALL NUKE THE WORLD!!!!! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!


....

In all seriousness Happy Birthday! ^^


Sincerely,
Shuten
Title: Happy Birthday Jeram
Post by: thepanda on May 26, 2005, 03:54:39 PM
Happy B-day, guy.

...

*Not particularly heavy with the wit, am I? >_>;*
Title: Happy Birthday Jeram
Post by: Edward on May 26, 2005, 08:22:32 PM
Quote from: "thepanda"*Not particularly heavy with the wit, am I? >_>;*

Nor am I.  ^_^

Happy Birthday, Jeram.
Title: Happy Birthday Jeram
Post by: Ranma_007 on May 26, 2005, 08:29:20 PM
Happy Birthday, Jeram!!!

*shoots you in the head twice, then celebrates your death every year by drinking a martini, shaken, not stirred*
Title: Happy Birthday Jeram
Post by: Jeram on May 26, 2005, 10:49:41 PM
You know... I figured as much from Shuten (he's always been the bombin' type), but Ranma 007 - I can't believe you'd get drunk without me!

As for the rest of you - thanks!  Here's my own poem:

A snicker snack he went - encrouching as he went
and before too long he was alone - and then he was spent.
An afternoon of taking heads was hard and dirty work
He wiped his brow and knew that his duty he could not shirk
For all that wished him well that day would soon be coming near
And a birthday wish he'd feel in his bones would pierce him like a spear
On the other hand, he needed new gloves


Thanks!
-J